Today Thursday February 23 2017 Day 16°C Night 14°C moderate rain
Johannesburg Homemakers Expo

There’s no place like home. It’s your pride and joy, the place that evokes a sigh of relief when you walk through the door, and where your heart is.


The Johannesburg HOMEMAKERS Expo is where you’ll find inspiration, advice, great new ideas, and thousands of products. The Expo is packed with specials, deals, competitions, and features you’ll find nowhere else, including this year’s highlight, an urban Graffiti feature. It’s the perfect opportunity to browse, compare, and purchase all the things you need for your home and garden projects.


If you’re thinking about renovating, building, or decorating, you need to visit the Johannesburg HOMEMAKERS Expo at the Ticketpro Dome from 23 – 26 February 2017.


Time: Thurs & Fri 10am – 7pm | Sat & Sun 9am – 6pm

Price: R100 Adults | R60 Pensioners | Children U12 FREE

More info: 086 111 4663 | http://www.homemakersonline.co.za

Ticketpro Dome
Cnr Olievenhout Avenue and Northumberland Road
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
Introducing the Philly Cheesesteak

"Proper" Philly Cheesesteak with Chips. R99pp Bookings Essential. booking.smokinjoeribs@gmail.com

Take aways available while supplies last.

Dalberry Guest House
7 Troupant Ave Magaliessig
Johannesburg
2067
South Africa
Faded time, art exhibition by Olivier Chaulieu

Opening will be on 23 February from 18:00 to 20:00

Exhibition will be from 09:00 to 18:00 on week days and from 09:00 to 13:00 on Saturdays


Faded like a colour, captured moments, frozen in time, these very fugitive moments will never come again. Spotted, marked by a time code, they remind us of our fascination for that which is passing, evolving, fading, vanishing. Like palimpsests these time coded photos faded by the painted layers make room for dreams, suggesting the possibility of another life, of an « after beauty ». Photography, digital retouching, inkjet-print are used as support and then oil painting that overcomes, step by step, the Reality. This hybrid technique gives the the last word to oil painting (the old technique). Colours, background, rhythm, flaws, fuzzy and drop shadow rebuild yet another reality. Animal or vegetal vanities, skulls, or dying flowers stop for ever. Beyond the subject this overwriting leads us to Abstraction. These « still life » should have « still a life »…


Faded Time is a kind of prolongation of his work on time that he began with the exhibitions «Skin, Flesh and Bone », Song Gallery, Oxford (April 2015). Followed by « It’s About Time… Animal and Vegetal Vanities, fugitive moments », Slee Gallery, Stellenbosch South Africa (February 2016) and « still[a]life », Châteldon (July 2016).


Olivier Chaulieu was born in January 1959. He was thirteen when he discovered art and painted portraits and landscapes in oil on canvas. From 1979 to 1981 he studied graphic design and illustration at Met de Peninghen’s Academy in Paris. He then joined the Studio Desgrippes, which specialises in packaging, corporate image and logo design. In 1982, still in Paris, he started working free-lance as a graphic designer.

Fleeting moments, defaults and flaws, and all that which brings us closer to the mystery of human existence, are his creative vocabulary To find this link that leads into the existential depths of each one of us, to that which precedes emotion itself.

Alliance Française of Johannesburg
17, Lower park Drive Corner Kerry Road
Johannesburg
2122
South Africa
Throwback Thursdays

News Cafe Menlyn​ invites you to Liv[in]g the Moment every Thursday!


#ThrowbackThursdays featuring DJ Muzi, every Thursday at 8pm.

Cocktail Specials between 19:00 & 21:00 every Thursday.


Dress to Impress.
R.O.A.R
No Under 23s.
News Cafe Menlyn
Menlyn Piazza
Pretoria
0181
South Africa
Adam Tas #Pattatas&Pyptabak Show & Dinner - Uitverkoop
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Love Suck Quizz Night

a Month filled with Sadness & Love so lets SUCK it up and join us for our first Quizz of the year!


R20 pp to play :-)

Half price Pizza!
Prizes to b won too :-)

ROAR
NO DRUGS
NO WEAPONS
NO BAD VIBES!
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Leomile & PG 13 LIVE! + DJs
Main Floor / LIVE:

21:30 PG_13
22:30 Leomile

Foyer Floor / DJs, 19:00 - close:
Plaat Japie, Godley, Mama Zeph & more

R30 (early) - R50+ cover (later)
R.O.A.R.
Kitcheners
Corner Juta and De Beer St, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Lecture by Dr. A. Thomashausen: SA & German Constitutional Law

***This event is in the German language***


Title of the lecture: „Reasonableness” or “Proportionality” of fundamental rights limitations – Communalities and Distinctions of South African and German Constitutional Law


Prof. em. of International and Comparative Law (Unisa), Dr. André Thomashausen, has actively contributed to constitution making in Namibia, Mozambique, Angola, Central African Republic, and Portugal. In the 1980s he co-authored, with Professor Ian Brownlie, the Treaty for the Lesotho Highlands Water Project, Africa’s largest water transfer scheme.


This lecture is presented by Johannesburg’s Society of German Language.

Goethe-Institut Johannesburg
119 Jan Smuts Avenue - Parkwood
Johannesburg
2193
South Africa
Ladies Night at Hard Rock Cafe Johannesburg

Are things going soft at home? Come to ladies night, where ladies become LEGENDS!


🍸***Buy one get one free on selected cocktails between 19:00-22:00***🍸


🗓23 February 2017
⏰19:00- Late

🎛DJ Leigh Anastasia Marti will be dropping her beats.

🕺🏼Pulse Dancers to entertain you ladies!

🍹Thirst Bar Services will be mixing your cocktails.

🎟Free entrance.

Bring your girlfriends for an unforgettable night!

#LadiesGetHard
#LoveAllServeAll
#ThisIsHardRock
Hard Rock Cafe Johannesburg
Nelson Mandela Sq
Sandton
2146
South Africa
Karaoke Night at The Brazen Head Sandton

So you think you can sing? Join us Every Thursday night for our Popular Karaoke night & put your skills up against others. Some great talent discovered when you had a few cocktails. Entrance is FREE & 2for1 Cocktails Special & Promotions on the Night.

The Brazen Head Sandton - The Library
Cnr Linden road & Anne crescent, Strathavon, Sandton
Sandton
2196
South Africa
The Listening Sessions

Join The Klassikist for another #VinylNight this Thursday!

#TheListeningSessions will be a monthly Thursday night event where lovers of #vinylmusic can gather to hear new, old and amazing music!

This week Just Music will be your hosts.
#SBY
Stanley Beer Yard
44 Stanley Ave
Johannesburg
2092
South Africa
Opening: Unfinished City

Johannesburg was originally intended to be a mining town, not a permanent metropolis. We look internally at the landscape of our city, our role in it, and the constant changes and reimaginations taking place.


Supported by Propertuity Developers


Featured artists:
I Was Shot in Joburg
Adjaye Associates
Daffonchio & Associates Architects

Naadira Patel, Inner City Colouring Books

Zahira Asmal
Bheki Dube
Sean Gaylard, Blank Ink Design

SASAI, South African Street Artists Initiative

Nozuko Mapoma, Dear Johannesburg
Kevin Krapf, Joburg Archipelago
Noero Architects
Urbanworks

Join us for the opening of Unfinished City,

Starting at 19:30, enjoy an evening discovering Johannesburg!

Opening talk by Kelvin Campbell

Bar will be avaialble and we are exited to announce that DJ, Stu Stu will be taking the decks!

Museum of African Design
281 Commissioner Street
Johannesburg
2094
South Africa
HIP HOP vs HOUSE - Nicci Beach - Thurs 23rd Feb

We love hip hop... and we just cant get enough of house music.

Surely you'd understand.

NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE erupts to the sounds of the worlds favorite genres on Thursday the 23rd of February.


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►Featuring a powerhouse lineup: ◄
Kyle Cassim
VIMO
Vin Groovin
L.A. Cruz

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Cactus Jack SPECIALS ALL NIGHT LONG!

TICKETING
- Ladies free before 9pm
- R50 before 10pm with a student card!
- R70 without a student card b4 10pm
- R150 after 10pm

- R150 per person Table bookings (Includes entrance, 3 beers or ciders, Min 4 per table)


Presold Tickets available online from http://afterparties.nutickets.co.za/ or from selected Spiced Agents


- Doors Open - 8pm

- Dress code: Keep it cool. No shorts, track pants, vests, or caps allowed

Table bookings - Danny@spicedproductions.co.za / 0828232674

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R.O.A.R

Proudly brought to you by Cactus Jack Tequila.


Right Of Admission Reserved
NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE
Wild Waters Complex, 1 Margaret Ln
Boksburg
1459
South Africa
BOOK MARKS

A tragi-comedy about friendship, racism and decolonization (as well as reading ...)


on the wrong side of the rainbow

They are all on the edge. Each has weaknesses. There are no innocents.


These people are Vish Naidoo (Luversan Gerard), a divorced, Indian businessman/deal-maker; Stanton de Villiers (Craig Morris), a white, gay man of Afrikaner ancestry who is a consultant to the new government and is the host for the evening; Mncedisi Julius Matanzima (Pule Hlatswayo), a black consciousness activist involved in youth development; and Cornelia Hendricks (Campbell Meas), a young Coloured primary school teacher and feminist.


Twenty years have passed since the 1980’s Struggle when the three men lived and worked together. Over time they have gone their separate ways and much has changed but on a summer’s evening in Melville they come together to launch a book club. In this they are joined by the daughter of a former woman comrade, whose life experience is essentially only that of the post-Apartheid period but who is very aware of the recent and historical past. She brings something from that past with her and as the evening progresses different revelations reveal the fault lines in all their relationships.


Come and spend the evening with them ... join in the discussion!

For more details contact 082 512 8188 or email: botsotso@artslink.co.za

Soweto Theatre
cnr. Bolani & Bolani Link Rds., Jabulani, Soweto. -26,250;27,8579
Soweto
1818
South Africa
Thu night Smooth Jazz & Blues Feb

Tickets available online http://www.laughingchefs.co.za/?page_id=3419 or strictly CASH at the door

A la carte menu from 18h
Fullly licenced bar
Music starts at 20h
R100 entrance
Booking preferable

Every Thu in Feb, join us for a night of smooth jazz & blues featuring the maestro Mariuis Marais on keys, and a host of guests. Every Thu will be different, but just as magical as the rest

Acoustic Flavours at Laughing Chefs
217 Soutpansberg Road, Rietondale
Pretoria
South Africa
Shots For Thursday
With DJ's
Solly P | Royden | Apollo Xi

FREE ENTRANCE BEFORE 9PM!!!

R5 shooters til midnight

Buy one get one free house spirit and mix


TICK-TOCK TOKEN BAR - R130

(Pay R130 And recieve your card at the door which entitles you to 10 Free Drinks)


R50 Normal entrance

Strictly over 18s only
No ID No Entrance
Doors open 8pm
Madison Avenue Pretoria
2 Ernies place
Pretoria
0041
South Africa
Thursday Night Comedy in Maboneng

Thursday Night Comedy makes a return this Thursday (23rd of Feb)

It's the first show of the year and we're excited to announce it will be in the hip and happening area of Maboneng


Venue: Joe Home Made Pizza

306 Commissioner Street, Maboneng


Damage: R30

Pizza and wine special!!!!!!

GET 2 LARGE PIZZAS AND 2 GLASSES OF WINE for only R200


Host: Isuru

Lineup:
Benny
Clay Brass
Nqobile Nontshinga
Vuyi Xaba
Byron Davel
Kamalan Govender (DBN)
The Couch Ninja
Joe home made pizza
306 commissioner street
Johannesburg
2090
South Africa
RKO in Bethlehem

Kaartjies verkoop teen R200.00. Kaartjies kan by diepunt.net gekoop word of skakel 083 389 1566 en ook by die Punt.

Die AFRO Punt
13 c/o Murray & Van Der Merwe Street
Bethlehem
9701
South Africa
Femi Koya's Afrobeat Band

Lagos Afrobeat and Highlife is back at The Orbit, as we celebrate Fela Kuti with Femi Koya's Afrobeat band. Femi and the band will be revisiting the legacy of the king of Afrobeat for the night.


The nine-piece Pan African Afrobeat band will bring down the house at The Orbit with Fela classics like Zombie, Shakara, Sorrow Tears And Blood, Lady, No Agreements, etc. Femi will also be playing his Afrobeat tunes from his latest album Iba which promises to light up the night.


R130 per ticket (students come in at half-price, just bring your student card), come and have dinner and drinks while you watch the performance. We advise booking in advance, please phone (011) 339-6645 or email info@theorbit.co.za to do so.

The Orbit - Home of Jazz
81 de Korte Street, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Not Tomorrow : The Showcase
The Good Luck Bar
1 Fox Street, Ferreirastown
Johannesburg
2000
South Africa
Tomorrow Friday February 24 2017 Day 16°C Night 14°C moderate rain
Patience you must have my young Padawan with Nic Haralambous

We tend to measure our lives by days or years, but what we seek in our dreams and cherish in memory are the moments that define us.


Think of moments, not as a page in a book, but that one highlighted sentence in a sea of letters. With a surgeon's precision, you can point at defining moments that altered the trajectory of your life. The challenge of our times is not to chase after moments, but learning to embrace the one we have right now and do well with it.


Our speaker this month is Nicholas Haralambous. He is the founder of the online style company, Nicharry.com.


Nic was the CEO and co-founder of Motribe, the mobile community platform before the company was successfully acquired by Mxit in October 2012. He also founded ForeFront Africa consulting firm before exiting to Imperial Holdings.


His career proudly includes 10 failed startups in the past 12 years.

The Market Theatre
56 Margaret McIngana St, Newtown, Gauteng
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Flash Friday
Flash your new ink this Friday.

Join us for epic drink specials and great tattoo's.

Any palm size pieces for only R1000 or less.


Contact Information:
Email - info@dakotalee.co.za
Phone - 0110515267

Walk-ins welcome

"Lets be different together"
Design On Appel
14 Appel Road
Johannesburg
2090
South Africa
Quarts Friday at Hangout Weekend
The End-of-Feb Hangout WEEKEND

After a super successful Hangout WEEKEND at the end of January, Hangout Jozi presents the End-of-Feb Hangout WEEKEND - the ideal chance to hang out with your friends and chill in the city, both outdoors and inside at our bar, braai-eatery and deli-foodhall. Good friends, tasty meals and drinks, DJ music and cool vibes. Life does not get better than that!


1. QUARTS Friday (24 February)

Great for lunch in the city or after-work drinks. Braai platters, Quarts Beer (Ngudu) specials, cocktails, bubbly, DJ music and more. Entrance before 7pm is FREE. Cover charge of R50 per person applies after 7pm (pay at the door). Open 12noon - 11pm.


2. W&V Saturday (25 February)

Whisky & Vodka – neat, on the rocks or in cocktails. Also on offer is our same exciting mix of beers, wine, braai platters and chilled music. Open from 10am. Entrance before 3pm is FREE. Cover charge of R50 per person after 3pm (pay at the door). Open 12noon - 10pm.


3. PROPER Sunday (26 February)

Our braai eatery and bar is open all day to tantalise the taste buds (free entrance) but if you want to go PROPER, book a private table and seating area on our deck. Enjoy a properly set table with a waiter assigned to your group for drinks and food orders. Booking fee of R1000 for a seating space of 10 or less people. Welcome drinks included (choose from a bottle of bubbly for the group or 10 shots of whiskey or gin with one mixer each). Limited bookings available. Email gerald@joburgplaces.com to secure your space.


Follow www.joziburglane.co.za for updates.


Hangout Jozi is located along the Joziburg Lane on the backside of the One Eloff building. One Eloff is the massive blue and yellow building on the corner of Eloff and Wemmer Jubilee Streets in the Johannesburg CBD. Walk in Entrance at 2 Eloff Street. Parking entrance at 3 Wemmer Jubilee Street. Drive to the parking on the rooftop of the One Eloff building and take the stairs down to the lane. Of course using public transport such as Uber or Taxify is an even better idea!

Joziburg Lane
Joziburg Lane, No One Eloff, Corner of Eloff & Wemmer Jubilee Streets, Salisbury Claims
Johannesburg
2000
South Africa
Night Fox

Friday drinks and a bite mixed with the city vibe! Weekends are for exploring your local food markets! #lovefood

1Fox
14 Alexander Street ,Ferreirastown
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Klimt's Way

A pattern, painting and collage workshop for children ages 9-12. Curators and art teachers Mandy Walker and Karin Basel host and guide this exciting afternoon of expanded creativity in the airy gallery studio. Children will be introduced to the magical world and patterns of Gustav Klimt, and be guided to an awareness of why he’s considered a bold and an important artist. And then make their very own Klimt collage on thick board or canvas using paint, buttons and bits of fabric and cardboard.>

<Location> Henry George Gallery, 45, 6th Street, Parkhurst

<Price> R250 per child. Bring your own buttons, bits of fabric, pom-poms, glitter, coloured cardboard and paint. We provide free hard board for each child at no extra cost. Or they can purchase a 10x10 canvas for R50.

<To book> email or sms mandy@henrygeorge.co.za /0798879512. Or Karin on Karin.basel@outlook.com /0835560166.

The Henry George Gallery
45 6th Street (Corner 3rd Avenue)
Johannesburg
2193
South Africa
Barry Hilton - Kuala Lumpur
Show Dates: 24 & 25 Feb 2017

Time: 8:30pm

Venue: Live House @ Trec KL

Ticket info: RM40 (Online) RM50 (At the Door). VIP seats at RM60/prsn (Online)


Contact details for more info: https://www.facebook.com/LOLEventsMY/


http://lolbarryhilton.peatix.com/view
Live House Kuala Lumpur
TREC KL, Jalan Tun Razak
Kuala Lumpur
50400
Malaysia
Man Like Mountain: Walk/About with Mr Fuzzy Slipperz

::: Man Like Mountain : Of Memory and Scar :::


Walkabout with Lisolomzi Pikoli also known as Mr Fuzzy Slipperz installation/book presentation.

www.lisolomzipikoli.com

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"Man Like Mountain" is a hard cover A4 book of graphic expressions illustrating and exploring our relationship with the modern, natural world and our meta realities. The premise of this book is a personal exploration of the symbiotic and colliding forces which push and pull at each other (like tide and shore) to create a twisted symphony of urban/rural, artificial/natural, energy/spirit, destruction/construction and light/dark.


The mountain serves as a visual metaphor juxtaposed to man kind. A landform of raised earth formed overtime through the earth's shifting tectonic plates or volcanism which is eventually worn down by the elements of erosion (water, ice, wind and gravity) throughout its geological lifespan, the mountain provides a reference similar to that of the life-cycle of the human.


We are delivered into the earth taking time to grow, peak and then make our way back into the earth from which we came. Each journey varies according to our climates and conditions that unfold in a complex maze of experience, memory and life.

Nature and man kind are two present life forms with a similar story to tell. Enduring the test of time through the temperate and harsh seasons, we leave our imprints on each other in the form of memory and scar.

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Cash Bar
Music by Kadromatt & Mr Slipperz
Keleketla! Library
6 Verwey Street, Troyeville
Johannesburg
2094
South Africa
Pitcher Party at Chicago's - Review us for free cocktail jugs!
FEBRUARY: PITCHER PARTY AT CHICAGO'S
ITS YOUR LUCKY DAY!

Free Cocktail Jugs on us if you review Chicagos Piano Bar before the 24th February 2017.

Review our Facebook page and email kylieholls@gmail.com to book a table with your name, amount of guests and.... THE JUGS ARE ON US!


REVIEW HERE: https://www.facebook.com/pg/Chicagos.Piano.Bar/reviews


Party band GAP will be performing from 7pm alongside DJ Vee. AND R15 JOSE TEQUILA 6PM UNTIL 9PM

Chicago's Piano Bar
Cnr Beyers Naude, Duiker St
Johannesburg
2169
South Africa
Gotham City Rocks
The Bohemian • Pub • Pool • Pizza • Music
167 Perth Road Westdene
Johannesburg
South Africa
Slow Mo Lounge 11@Kitchener's

The Slow Mo Lounge has been dedicated and instrumental in unearthing quality nu-disco, slow-mo and deep house sounds to a music hungry South Africa since May 2014.


The crew is back with their first event to kick off 2017. And they've got a brand new bag of disco hits, nu-disco grooves and some of the best deep house from across the continent - all played on that Martin Audio Ltd at Kitcheners.


A new addition to the evening has been added in the form of a special DJ set from none other than SML resident Lazarus Mathebula. It's his first one for the crew other than the disco-inspired collaboration we've come to expect from himself and Clive Bean. Look forward to hearing what this poetic, EDM stalwart has to bring behind the decks for the good-ol'-bar-on-the-corner crowd.


Slow Mo Lounge is hosted by Liziwe Watermeisie Kwanini and Nandipha "Black Female Messiah".


See you under the disco ball with:

PolyesterVelcro
Clive Bean
Deeboi
DjKongisto

R50 gets you in.
Kitcheners
Corner Juta and De Beer St, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
DJ Groove LIVE at The Brazen Head Sandton

Join us every Friday night for our Popular Band Nights from 6pm till late. Bring your friends & work colleagues for a drink after work & party after a long week of work. Great promotions, specials & shooter girl on the night.

The Brazen Head Sandton - The Library
Cnr Linden road & Anne crescent, Strathavon, Sandton
Sandton
2196
South Africa
Jesse Clegg ( Dinner & show)
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Screw Thursday it Friday feat the Dandies & More
WE DECIDED TO MIX UP THIS LINE-UP!

Mixed like the weather we have had lately , we can guarentee you that this weekends line-up will be sexier than always with the return of some great bands to the Railways Family!


8pm- Warren Garvie
9pm- Barbosa Experience
10pm- Color Blew
11pm- The Dandies

R30 gets you in :-)

ROAR
NO WEAPONS
NO DRUGS
NO BAD VIBES

Keep Track...
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Friends With Leaves - Album Launch at Aandklas

Friends with Leaves are launching their debut album - Sleep on It - at Aandklas Hatfield.


Suporting them are 15OH5, The 3rd Gunman, and DJ Baas de Beer.


Bring some extra cashmoney for merch and music!


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Friends with Leaves are also Friends of Aandklas, having their roots firmly planted in the venue. We're not just referring to them hooking up and banding together as a musical entity in 'Klas. Even though that is exactly what happened in/around the now legendary Aandklas Open Mic night... We actually mean that if they're not out performing somewhere, you will probably find them in Aandklas, supporting other local acts.


So if you see them, buy them a drink and make yourself part of the success story of a band born in Pretoria, but destined for The World!

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R20 Entry
No Under 18's
ROAR | DBAD

Invite your friends, but only the lekker ones...

Aandklas Hatfield
Cnr. Prospect Rd & 494 Hilda St, Hatfield
Pretoria
0028
South Africa
Alchemy - Sundowners

Join us on Friday the 24th of February for our house band,

ALCHEMY!

FREE Entrance!

R.O.A.R
Sundowners (Alberton)
Corner Kliprivier Drive & Kromvlei Rd
Alberton
2190
South Africa
Friday Psy-Day & Twilight Warm-up Party @ Rafterz

So you all know its Twilight at the end of March.

Stompers lets use this Friday Psyday as the warm up party to Twilight with all new tunes fresh from Cape Town Once again, Your DJ will be dropping the freshest Beats, Basslines, Synths that will drive u crazy all night long.


Join us Stompers for an epic night out with lots of specials.


Red Square Promo and Giveaways
Tequila Special
Free Champaigne give aways
And finally The Bubblegum Rum promo
Rafterz, Late Nite Live
Ravel street, Saspark Complex
Vanderbijlpark
1900
South Africa
The Sir James Woodlands Masquerade

For one night only, the woodlands come alive between Sir James' enchanted walls! Don your woodlands mask and dance the night away between fire dancers, jugglers and other surprise entertainers.


DJ Ultra Mel / Milk Bar open late / Mask included in ticket price

Sir James van der Merwe
6 Desmond Street
Sandton
2090
South Africa
Gesonde Seks bied aan Die Stripshow, R165 - R185

Dié Stripshow is nie jou gewone stripshow nie, o nee, in hierdie teater produksie, gaan ons vir Timothy Kieswetter in ‘n hele nuwe lig sien. Dit is ‘n one-man-show met ‘n twist. Vir dié van julle wat vir Timothy goed ken gaan dit ‘n groot verrassing wees – daar gaan dele van hom besigtig word, wat nog nooit ontbloot is nie.


Maar nie te vrees nie, in hierdie stripshow word daar met woorde, en nié klere gestrip. Dit is ‘n ontbloting van die volstruis-mentaliteit van ons hedendaagse gemeenskap waarin ons lewe.


Die gehoor sal ‘n ontmaskering en ontnugtering van seksuele taboe beleef soos nog nooit tevore. Daar gaan uit die kas (of eerder dedur die deur) geklim word om die sluiers te lig van hierdie ongesproke onderwerp.


Daar is ook dan natuurlik die paar kinkels in die kabels, soos met enige verbode vrugte…askies, onderwerpe… Met ‘n paar “kinky pink” hoë hakskoene en “fishnet stockings” sal niemand twyfel dat hierdie ‘n sexy produksie is nie, en selfs ‘n paar “fluffy handcuffs” sal die gehoor geboei hou tot die einde.


Daar is ‘n Engelse spreekwoord wat sê “You need to grow a pair…”, en met Die Stripshow was dit nog nooit meer waar gewees nie. Sensitiewe onderwerpe gaan getakel word en ‘n goeie sin vir humor word vereis. Hierdie is nie jou gewone komedie show nie, elke persoon in die gehoor sal iets van die show af kan wegvat wat sy/haar sekslewe sal verryk.

Centurion Theatre
123 Amkor Road
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Influence: February

Join us at Rumours Rock City on the 24th February from 20h00 for the first Influence of 2017!!


Rumours Rock City is situated on the corner of Valley Lane and Weltevreden Road Cresta.


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Lineup:

> Xane B2B Toby One

ⓕ https://www.facebook.com/XaneOfficial/

ⓕ https://www.facebook.com/TobyOneSelf
> Ella G
ⓕ https://www.facebook.com/jamiellag/
> Mr Mon
ⓕ https://www.facebook.com/Mr.Mon21/
> Crusty
ⓕ https://www.facebook.com/Crustydnb/
> Vito
ⓕ https://www.facebook.com/vito.jhb/
> Mobjustice

ⓕ https://www.facebook.com/joshua.fouche.90/

> Larson

ⓕ https://www.facebook.com/shon.larsen.3/


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R50 before 9PM R60 after | No U18's | ID on request |


Doors open at 6pm. Opening artist starts at 8pm.


Flyer artwork and visuals done by Pickled Productions


Respect the venue. Respect the vibes. Respect our home.


Rumours Rock City is a licensed alcohol serving venue, NO private alcohol is permitted & no alcohol is permitted to leave the venue. Offenders will be asked to leave. No exceptions!


| NO U18'S | R.O.A.R | NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES |

Influence
ⓕ https://www.facebook.com/Influence.ZA/
Pickled Productions

ⓕ https://www.facebook.com/Pickled-Productions-1437366866548548/

Rumours Rock City

ⓕ https://www.facebook.com/Rumours.Lounge.Bar/


#InfluenceZA
Influence
Valley Lane
Randburg
1709
South Africa
§§§ Pisces Pop §§§
^^^ Golden Yolk presents: PISCES POP ^^^

Reminiscent of the first ever Golden Yolk party, a birthday celebration tied up in celestial groovin' & essential movin'

Echoes from the stars, Pisces Pop returns with special guests:


BCUC
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SOL GEMS
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Johnny Cradle

/// GLDN YLK & Friends DJ sets \\\

^ Join us for this cosmic twist ^

§§§ Friday 24 February 2017 §§§

Early Bird Tickets: R50
Pre-sale Tickets: R60
Door: R80

Tickets available from:
http://bit.ly/2j4QYEx

*Pre-sale tickets are subject to a R5 service fee


~ Poster by Elio the Illustrator & Pano Roller ~


Jump on in with the good vibrations of 2017


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The Good Luck Bar
1 Fox Street, Ferreirastown
Johannesburg
2000
South Africa
Flatform

Introducing platform performance - where 5 talented actors transform a tiny, bare space into myriad stories and journeys. Comic, fast-paced and deftly executed, Masidlale presents a new ensemble show that consists of 3 parts, from video game dreams to fictionalising settlers history, and a voracious playing with Falling hashtags.


**Please note dates and times have changed. Four shows:

24 & 25 February at 8pm
26 February at 1:30 & 3:30pm

Tickets R100 at the door (R80 online)
P.O.P. Art
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Single & Ready To Mingle

💕Go on a speed-dating experience and meet your match Johannesburg. 💕


🗓24 February 2017
⏰8PM

🏠Hard Rock Cafe Johannesburg - Legends Lounge info@sapublicist.com

💰R250.00 At the door

🎙Hosted by Thato Molamu

See you there.
#ThisIsHardRock
Hard Rock Cafe Johannesburg
Nelson Mandela Sq
Sandton
2146
South Africa
Swade Shift presents Free Party at Arcade Empire this Friday

It's free, it's dope and it's at Pretoria's sickest venue.... Why not go ? ;)


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♢ LINEUP ♢
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21h00 - 22h00: Sean M
22h00 - 23h00: Kinky Kulture
23h00 - 00h00: Kairo
00h00 - 01h00: Reverse
01h00 - 02h00: FTP
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#FreeParty
#SwadeShift
#ArcadeEmpire
Arcade Empire
265 The Highway Street
Pretoria
0184
South Africa
SOLD OUT Dan Patlansky - Café Barcelona (Colbyn) - Solo Acoustic

Friday 24 Feb 2017 - New Cafe Barcelona (Colbyn) Solo Acoustic

Ticket Price: R150pp

Bookings: info@cafebarcelona.co.za / Cell: 082 458 9342 Office: 012 430 2495

Cafe Barcelona Gigs
53 Thomson Street Colbyn
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Bad Peter Live at Laughing Chefs

Tickets available through our website www.laughingchefs.co.za/?page_id=3419 or stricly CASH at the door

R110.00 pp
Ticket automatically books your table
Doors open 18h
A la carte menu available from 18h
Fully licenced
Show starts 20h

Bad Peter is a Folk Rock duo from Pretoria. Drawing inspiration and influence from Blues, Country, Folk, Folk Rock and Pop genres, the duo showcases their music in an energetic live performance not to be missed.

Acoustic Flavours at Laughing Chefs
217 Soutpansberg Road, Rietondale
Pretoria
South Africa
Joe Gricius Live

Join us Friday 24th Feb when Joe Gricius will be performing at Route 33!

Route 33
Cnr of Ben Swart Street & 33rd Ave
Pretoria
0186
South Africa
In2Deep Vol2

After a crazy start to the new and best series of Deephouse we bring you In2Deep Volume 2. For one night only!

Headlining Chunda Munki
alongside Master Simz


Along with some crazy drink specials!!

R10 Shooters til midnight

R7 Drinks til 10pm

Jam Jars R45


R60 Entrance
Doors Open 8pm
Strictly over 18s only
Madison Avenue Pretoria
2 Ernies place
Pretoria
0041
South Africa
Five6seven8 Britain Party - Simon's Farewell - 24 February

Join us on Friday, 24 February at 20h00 for our Britain Party.


This is not actually one of our themed parties, but a bitter sweet event. We are celebrating one of our instructors, Simon Falkinder and wishing him well on his new journey.


Although it means he has to leave us and return home, we will make sure this is a night he won't forget, South African/Britain Style.


Event starts at 20h00, there will be no entry fee on this evening as we want everyone to join us to send Simon off.

Five6seven8 Dance Studio
155 Republic Road, Randburg
Randburg
2032
South Africa
RKO in Bloemfontein

RKO @ Aasvoel in Bloemfontein. Kaartjies verkoop R120.00 - Kiki Corner (051 446 5666) Langenhoven Park by die Pick ‘n Pay sentrum (051 446 5666) Toms Musiek Winkel (051 430 0665) Dee Vees Music Village (051 447 9754). Kan Lollie e-mail by vultureclubevents@gmail.com of skakel haar op 0797967975. Kaartjies sal ook by die deur verkoop word.

Aasvoël Klub
Plot 35, 9de Laan
Bloemfontein
9301
South Africa
Gotham City Rocks!
Gotham City Rocks!

Arkham Asylum is running amok! Only Gotham's finest heroes can save us!

4 Incredible ROCK N' ROLL superhero acts:


Above Atlas
The Ceramics
Atom Band
Follow Me Follow You

When? - 24th February
Where? - The Bohemian
Doors open 7pm
Cover charge R40
The Bohemian • Pub • Pool • Pizza • Music
167 Perth Road Westdene
Johannesburg
South Africa
The Mrubata-Hauser Project

The Mrubata-Hauser Project, a one of its kind meeting between two saxophone masters, Mark Hauser and McCoy Mrubata, is set to shake up The Orbit this Saturday.


The two multiple award-winning reedmen met during Mrubata ‘s residency at the University of Basel, Switzerland in 2000, they kept in contact over the years and had a common dream to one day initiate a live-project fusing European and African jazz.


After some time, they are finally ready to enrapture South African audiences with their exceptional brand of jazz, creating unique performances not easily experienced anywhere else.


Blending and exploring their diverse musical experiences that are representative of the varied nature of the genre, they will deliver sonic bliss while creating new layers of the jazz landscape.


R180 per ticket (students come in at half-price, just bring your student card), come and have dinner and drinks while you watch the performance. We advise booking in advance, please phone (011) 339-6645 or email info@theorbit.co.za to do so.

The Orbit - Home of Jazz
81 de Korte Street, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Saturday February 25 2017 Day 20°C Night 16°C light rain
Weekend Flame Welcome Back
Goodluck bar 1fox Street
Johannesburg
South Africa
Motor & Outdoor Fair, Port Elizabeth

Date: 25 February 2017 (Motor & Outdoor Fair)

Venue: Park Rugby Club

Address: 33 Stella Londt Drive, Londt Park, Port Elizabeth

Contact: Eric - 0833273358
Doors open: 9am
Performance time: 21h00

Ticket price: R100 adults & R50 children

Purchasing tickets: https://itickets.co.za/events/371479


HIERDIE IS DIE LEWE is out now! Proudly supported by Jagermeister & Red Bull Studios.


Get it on iTunes or Google Play: http://smarturl.it/hierdieisdielewe


http://francoisvancoke.co.za/
Parks Rugby Club
Port Elizabeth
6045
South Africa
Childrens Book Launch by Tanya de Villiers

Tanya is passionate about life and her purpose in life is to make people realize their own limitless potential. She is a published author of 8 books and has worked in various countries as a lecturer and therapist for children with special needs and has been very successful. Her research articles have been published in medical journals.She uses a number of tools in her therapy sessions with great success. Her books have been used as therapy sessions in private schools in the UK with children with behavioral, Emotional and learning difficulties.

Tanya has a B. Hon in Psychology, and MA in Human Movement Science (specializing in Children's movement therapy) and is also an EFT Master trainer

Skoobs, Theatre of Books
Shop 74 Montecasino Boulevald,Fourways
Johannesburg
2055
South Africa
Cape Town Prawn Festival

Mark your diaries for 25 February as the Cape Town Prawn Festival returns to Kenilworth Racecourse!


Take advantage of a delectable offer of R169 for 1kg of prawns with a sauce and rice or chips and take in all the excitement of the Vasco Prix Du Cap (Gr 3) as well as other exciting horseracing action.


Kiddies entertainment, and a DJ will help add to the vibe on the day and provide fun for the whole family while the Beer Garden will ensure a couple of thirsts are quenched.


There’s also R50 000 worth of prizes to be given away on the day with one lucky winner walking away with R20 000 worth of home appliances.


Entrance to the event is R30 per person, R10 for under-18s and gates open at 11am.


Be there!

T's&C's apply.
Kenilworth, Race Course
Rosmead Avenue, Kennilworth
Cape Town
7708
South Africa
W&V Saturday at Hangout Weekend
The End-of-Feb Hangout WEEKEND

After a super successful Hangout WEEKEND at the end of January, Hangout Jozi presents the End-of-Feb Hangout WEEKEND - the ideal chance to hang out with your friends and chill in the city, both outdoors and inside at our bar, braai-eatery and deli-foodhall. Good friends, tasty meals and drinks, DJ music and cool vibes. Life does not get better than that!

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W&V Saturday (25 February)

Whisky & Vodka – neat, on the rocks or in cocktails. Also on offer is our same exciting mix of beers, wine, braai platters and chilled music. Open from 10am. Entrance before 3pm is FREE. Cover charge of R50 per person after 3pm (pay at the door). Open 12noon - 10pm.


PROPER Sunday (26 February)

Our braai eatery and bar is open all day to tantalise the taste buds (free entrance) but if you want to go PROPER, book a private table and seating area on our deck. Enjoy a properly set table with a waiter assigned to your group for drinks and food orders. Booking fee of R1000 for a seating space of 10 or less people. Welcome drinks included (choose from a bottle of bubbly for the group or 10 shots of whiskey or gin with one mixer each). Limited bookings available. Email gerald@joburgplaces.com to secure your space.


Oh and don't miss QUARTS Friday either (24 February)

Great for lunch in the city or after-work drinks. Braai platters, Quarts Beer (Ngudu) specials, cocktails, bubbly, DJ music and more. Entrance before 7pm is FREE. Cover charge of R50 per person applies after 7pm (pay at the door). Open 12noon - 11pm



Follow www.joziburglane.co.za for updates.


Hangout Jozi is located along the Joziburg Lane on the backside of the One Eloff building. One Eloff is the massive blue and yellow building on the corner of Eloff and Wemmer Jubilee Streets in the Johannesburg CBD. Walk in Entrance at 2 Eloff Street. Parking entrance at 3 Wemmer Jubilee Street. Drive to the parking on the rooftop of the One Eloff building and take the stairs down to the lane. Of course using public transport such as Uber or Taxify is an even better idea!

Joziburg Lane
Joziburg Lane, No One Eloff, Corner of Eloff & Wemmer Jubilee Streets, Salisbury Claims
Johannesburg
2000
South Africa
PineApple Express Launch Party

Pineapple Express Launch party at the beach


Ladies Free Before 3pm
R100 At the door

Featuring
K2K-Keegan
Deejay Bazy B
Jules
Cheezo-Marcel
Zubair
Tripherbian-Daniel

let's get those cocktails ready we about to celebrate

The Beach
68 Juta Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Piet Botha & Jack Hammer - Road to STRAB - R70

The masters of South African rock will be giving us a taste of what to expect at STRAB this year! Book your tickets now at 0127340656 or 0829029669. Tickets are R70

The Cockpit Brewhouse
80 Oak Avenue
Cullinan
1000
South Africa
La Habanera 10 Year Celebration
Randlords
22nd Floor South Point Towers 41 De Korte Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Off The Grid Music Festival

A fundraiser for Camphill Village West Coast

MAJOZI - FRESHLYGROUND – ALBERT FROST – JACKAL AND THE WIND – BOOTLEGGERS - AKHONA

Off the Grid is an outdoor summer event set on a beautiful organic farm, Camphill Village. Come and join us for a fun filled family event with music, great food, beer and amazing people. The festivities will kick off with the hip hop sounds of Akhona, a new talent for the Westcoast, for some very lekker local flair. Rockers Bootleggers will get you on your feet and the echoes of one of the most versatile and talented guitarists in SA, Albert Frost, will get you in the mood for more. Majozi, who has had a phenomenal year in 2016, will brighten the stage with his popular and soulful songs and new indie band Jackal and the Wind will make you want to party all night. Add to this the much celebrated Freshlyground and Off the Grid is set to be one of the social highlights on the Western Cape calendar in February 2017.

The gates will open at 13h00 and DJ will start playing at 14h00. The bands will be performing from 17h00. A camping option is available for festivalgoers if they are not keen to drive home late at night.

http://www.camphill.org.za/off-the-grid-music-festival-2017

Camphill Village West Coast
Klein Dassenberg road, off N7
Cape Town
7349
South Africa
DeBoned at Stanley Beer Yard
Bookings: 011 482 5791
Stanley Beer Yard
44 Stanley Ave
Johannesburg
2092
South Africa
Barry Hilton - Kuala Lumpur
Show Dates: 24 & 25 Feb 2017

Time: 8:30pm

Venue: Live House @ Trec KL

Ticket info: RM40 (Online) RM50 (At the Door). VIP seats at RM60/prsn (Online)


Contact details for more info: https://www.facebook.com/LOLEventsMY/


http://lolbarryhilton.peatix.com/view
Live House Kuala Lumpur
TREC KL, Jalan Tun Razak
Kuala Lumpur
50400
Malaysia
Mcoy Mrubata & Mark Hauser
Mrubata/Hauser Project.

Swiss saxophone player Mark Hauser and South African saxophone player McCoy Mrubata were introduced to each other in 2000 by prolific sound engineer and booking agent Mark Roth during McCoy's month's stay in Basel, Switzerland.


The two struck a rapport on contact. McCoy was there to perform across Switzerland with University of Basel students. A result of their 16-year-old friendship has been to realise a Project fusing African and European musical nuances and tastes.


PERFORMANCE:SAT-25-FEB-2017 15:00
VENUE: YELLOW THEATRE AT SOWETO THEATRE
TICKETS: R100
Soweto Theatre
cnr. Bolani & Bolani Link Rds., Jabulani, Soweto. -26,250;27,8579
Soweto
1818
South Africa
Afro Flow New Moon Yoga and Meditation

This Saturday 27 Boxes' will be hosting talented yoga instructors to help assist you in flowing through the rest of February.

Don't miss out on this opportunity to connect with yourself on a deeper level and enjoy the rest of your day feeding your senses.

27 Boxes in Melville
4th Avenue, Mellville
Johannesburg
2092
South Africa
Be Art Tattoos Launch PARTY - Grid & Grill Benoni - 25 Feb

Come join us at the LAUNCH PARTY of the hottest new Tattoo parlour in Benoni - BeArtTattoos!


The shop is located in the same center as Grid & Grill Benoni - so we are hosting an awesome Rock, Blues & Country eve with TOP SA BANDS to celebrate the occasion.


ON STAGE:
The BLACK CAT BONES
Crystal Park
Blackwood Freda

PLUS Be Art are giving away a R4000 ALL-DAY TATTOO SESSION on the night. So if you need new ink, best you come round!


Be Art will also be open on the night for viewing so you can check out the hot new shop!


R50 gets you into the Grid and doors open 6pm. First band will be on about 8:30pm.


Grid & Grill - Pub and Restaurant
80 Pretoria Rd
Benoni
(across from the Bunny Park)
Tickets: R50 at the door on the night

ROAR - NO UNDER 18s - ID ON REQUEST

Proudly brought to you by Rockford Media
www.rockfordmedia.com
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GRID & GRILL ONLINE:

www.facebook.com/GridGrillPubAndRestaurant/

www.twitter.com/GridAndGrill

BE ART ONLINE:
https://www.facebook.com/BeArtTattoos/
Grid & Grill - Pub and Restaurant
80 Pretoria Road, Rynfield, Benoni.
Benoni
1501
South Africa
EP Launch
The Bohemian • Pub • Pool • Pizza • Music
167 Perth Road Westdene
Johannesburg
South Africa
Below The Bassline: Ikonika (Hyperdub / Planet Mu)

Broaden A New Sound and British Council Connect ZA welcome London-based future bass luminary, Ikonika to Johannesburg.


From her heyday dubstep roots, through salty, synth-stabbed RnB, and the jittery post-techno in the Night Slugs affiliate’s distinctive sound, the trailblazer is set to make a well-timed entry onto our dance floor.


Hosted by your relentlessly heavy bass benefactor, Below The Bassline.


Supporting line up TBA.

Cover: R50-80+ based on capacity and vibe

R.O.A.R.

DURBAN - BANS & BTB will be in your city for the first time!

IKONIKA / DURBAN/ 03 MARCH - https://www.facebook.com/events/247566882350832/

IKONIKA / CAPE TOWN / 04 MARCH - Not Sorry Club: Ikonika (Hyperdub/ UK)

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More about Ikonika:

Ikonika has taken enormous strides since her classic 2008 single 'Please' (Hyperdub Records). Following the release of her 2010 debut album 'Contact, Love, Want, Have' (Hyperdub), Ikonika toured everywhere from Europe to Asia to Australia to North and South America. Her Pitchfork approved 2012 EP 'I Make Lists' (Hum + Buzz - a label she ran with Optimum [Night Slugs/Planet Mu (OFFICIAL)], releasing singles from the owners, focused on introducing bright new talent), explored a more club-focused direction whilst retaining her melodic sensibility. She also produced Azealia Banks’ mixtape track 'Neptune'.


In 2013, Ikonika unveiled her second album for Hyperdub, 'Aerotropolis'. Loosely based on her tour experiences and childhood growing up near London Heathrow airport, the album showcased her first collaboration with a vocalist (Jessy Lanza on 'Beach Mode') and introduced a new Latin Freestyle, Electro, R'n'B and Boogie influenced style. It was widely praised including 4/5 in Resident Advisor, 8/10 in NME and 2nd best album of the year in DJ Mag. She rounded the year off with nominations for Best Producer and Best Album at DJ Mag's Best of British awards, and a remix of 'Lies' by Chvrches that was voted 2nd best remix of the year in Dummy.


2014 saw the release of the 'Position EP' (Hyperdub), a collection of tough, pummelling club trax influenced by her Night Slugs affiliation, contributions to Hyperdub's 10th anniversary compilations and a packed touring schedule. She also completed mixes for FACT, Serato, SSENSE, Red Bull, Rinse FM and Triple J.


2016 saw Ikonika continue to crest the foremost waves of bass music, with notable remixes for Natasha Kmento and Junior Boys, as well as a contribution to NightSlugs All Stars Volume 3.


In 2017 we are already anticipating an IKONIKA’s remix on the deluxe edition of DAWN RICHARD’s Fade to Mind released ‘Infrared’.


Her technical proficiency has taken her to bookings at clubs and festivals all across the world. Her live and studio sets journey from classic House and Techno, to RnB bangers, to the freshest sounds of the underground. Her talent was recognised by DJ Mag with nominations for ‘Best Breakthrough DJ’ of 2009 and ‘Best DJ’ of 2010, in their ‘Best Of British’ awards.


Ikonika will be in South Africa for a teaching residence hosted by Pussy Party. For more info: playpssyparty(at)gmail.com


With support from Red Bull Studio Cape Town.

Kitcheners
Corner Juta and De Beer St, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Made For Broadway Live with Friends

Join us for live music on Saturday the 25th of Feb for some of SA's best live artists - Lineup below:


8PM - The Sextons
9PM - Dirty Moonshine
10PM - Made For Broadway
11PM - DJ

🗓 25 February 2017
🏠 Hard Rock Cafe Sandton
🎟 R50 Entrance at the door
⏰ 19:00
☎️ Enquiries: 072 651 2921
Hard Rock Cafe Johannesburg
Nelson Mandela Sq
Sandton
2146
South Africa
Shared Adress, Kirsten Jade & Estiaan Kruger
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Live music with Wendy New

Folk and blues with Wendy New and Pete Sklair in the relaxed atmosphere of the Ascot hotel. Kick back with music and good food. No cover. For bookings call 0114833371

The Ascot Boutique Hotel
59 Grant Avenue
Johannesburg
2192
South Africa
RKO in Welkom

RKO @ Ernest Oppenheimer Teater in Welkom. Kaartjies sal vir R100.00 verkoop word. Om kaartjies the koop skakel 0573571214.

Ernest Oppenheimer Theatre
Civic Centre, Stateway, Bedelia
Welkom
9459
South Africa
Bite the band - back in the era

Live music - Dont miss it, its ganna to be awesome.

R50 entrance fee - pay at the door.
Morningside Country Club
1 De la Rey Rd
Morningside
2196
South Africa
The Dandies, Avade, Strait Jackal, & Bobbejaan DJ's @Aandklas

If you are keen to watch some awesome musicians with a range of different talents and music genres, then this is just for you!


The Dandies, AVADE, Strait-Jackal & Bobbejaan DJ's will be performing!


Expect one night of epic proportions with these acts!


And to make it even better, Running Wolf's Rant is turning 9 & Henno is celebrating his 40th birthday!


Only R30 Entrance!
R.O.A.R / D.B.A.D
No Under 18's allowed
Aandklas Hatfield
Cnr. Prospect Rd & 494 Hilda St, Hatfield
Pretoria
0028
South Africa
Canfield on the Stoep!

Last time for a long time! I'll be travelling a great deal for the next few months, so this is the last chance I'll have to present my one-man show in my Tulbagh home. Hope you'll come by for a big night out and invite your friends to join us as well.

Saronsberg Theatre Tulbagh
19 Van der Stel Street
Tulbagh
6820
South Africa
NSDC Re-Launch

WE ARE BACK WITH A EXCITING NEW CREW AND AN AMAZING NEW VENUE


So please grab your friends, family and join us for one fun night at the beautiful RUSTY HOOK family restuarant and fishing club.


This beautiful venue is located in Honeydew ridge with an amazing view of their dam and their food is absolutely fantastic too :)


ENTRANCE - R50

• DRUMS AVAILABLE FOR HIRE: R50•

•• FULLY LICENSED BAR & RESTAURANT••

What to Bring:

Drums, Instruments and fire poi/staff, Camping chairs, Blankets, Friends, Yourself and your smile :)


•The main objective is to share rhythm and get in tune with each other and themselves. To form a group consciousness. To entrain and resonate. By entrainment, I mean that a new voice, a collective voice emerges from the group as they drum together.


KIDDIES PLAY AREA

This is a family friendly environment, so we welcome children of all ages. (Kids under the age of 12 get free entrance.)


NO OWN ALCOHOL ALLOWED.

R.O.A.R
P.L.U.R

MORE INFO: 079 600 3733
Rusty Hook
22 Wilge Street
Honeydew
1876
South Africa
Nhlanhla Mahlangu's DaniMali

DaniMali is a body of multi-discipline art work (with music as the primary art form) that Nhlanhla Mahlangu has been working on since 2013 in an effort to narrate the complexities of what it means to be a young black South African in “the new South Africa”.


"As we find ourselves in an all-inclusive descriptive phrase 'the rainbow nation', I have found that it is of utmost importance for us (as a nation) to be able to identify ourselves as fragments of the whole first. Thus describing what it means to be black and dealing with the factors that only affect smaller groups of people first. It is only beyond this point that we can start dealing with the whole idea of an all-inclusive culture of the rainbow. This work talks to the idea of identity crisis that we are facing in recent times (resolving the idea of a lost generation)," explains Mahlangu.


This performance is presented with the support of Concerts SA


R130 per ticket (students come in at half-price, just bring your student card), come and have dinner and drinks while you watch the performance. We advise booking in advance, please phone (011) 339-6645 or email info@theorbit.co.za to do so.

The Orbit - Home of Jazz
81 de Korte Street, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Sat-isfaction

Ending off the week with some special SAT-ISFACTION!


Watch the gorgeous girls do some poll dancing!!!


Bringing in some new performance acts to keep you entertained, drink specials to keep you hydrated and of course good music to keep those feet moving


TRY OUR DELICIOUS NEW COCKTAILS!!
R35 before 10pm!!!

*Cocktails are exclusive to Saturdays only


JamJars R45
*Shooter special*
R10 shooters until midnight!

*Bottle special*

Buy any bottle off the bottle menu and get 4 free mixes


*NB* Please note the New VIP Experience

VIP BOOTH
Booth seats 15-20 people

Benefits of getting a booth

*Your booth is secured for you ALL night! So no "on your feet lose your seat "

*Awesome for hosting or celebrating your own special occasions

*Hostesses for Saturday night booths, subject to availability

*Guest List: which entitles, 10 Free entries, Rest of the guest list may jump the queue and pay R60 entrance per person.

*You will also have a set bouncer outside/on the surrounding areas of your booth, ensuring you have someone to call, should any “un-invited” guests sit at your booth


For bookings please email:
madisonavenue.pta@outlook.com

Doors open 8:30pm
R60 Entrance
Overs 18s only
Madison Avenue Pretoria
2 Ernies place
Pretoria
0041
South Africa
WONDERboom hit the Radium

First gig of 2017 and ready to play some killer new songs! We've been busy writing a recording and are keen to share our musical journey with you.

show starts at 9pm
2x sets
R100 entrance
Bookings through Andy 083 542 1044
Radium Beer Hall
282 Louis Botha Avenue
Johannesburg
2192
South Africa
Sunday February 26 2017 Day 23°C Night 16°C moderate rain
Improv for Rookies

We've recieved your emails and we're answering your prayers...Now you can learn the basics of Improvisation too. If you always thought you had what it takes to make others laugh or you just want to excersize those funny bones...then this one day workshop is for you. Email: Jittery.improv@gmail.com for more information on costing & to secure your place now.


Venue confirmed: Pavillion: King David High School Victory Park, Cragihall Rd entrance.

Jittery Citizens
Waltham Road
Johannesburg
2016
South Africa
Sunday Funday

This Sunday 27 Boxes is having a Funday, with specials at every box as well as prizes to be given away!

So come Shop, Play and Eat at our amazing food and drink stores. With music and entertainment for your enjoyment!

27 Boxes in Melville
4th Avenue, Mellville
Johannesburg
2092
South Africa
Proper Sunday at Hangout Weekend
The End-of-Feb Hangout WEEKEND

After a super successful Hangout WEEKEND at the end of January, Hangout Jozi presents the End-of-Feb Hangout WEEKEND - the ideal chance to hang out with your friends and chill in the city, both outdoors and inside at our bar, braai-eatery and deli-foodhall. Good friends, tasty meals and drinks, DJ music and cool vibes. Life does not get better than that!


PROPER Sunday (26 February)

Our braai eatery and bar is open all day to tantalise the taste buds (free entrance) but if you want to go PROPER, book a private table and seating area on our deck. Booking fee of R250 for a seating space of 10 or less people. Welcome drinks included (choose from a bottle of bubbly for the group or 10 shots of LaSanta Tequila. Limited bookings available. Email gerald@joburgplaces.com to secure your space.


ALSO JOIN US FOR

QUARTS Friday (24 February)

Great for lunch in the city or after-work drinks. Braai platters, Quarts Beer (Ngudu) specials, cocktails, bubbly, DJ music and more. Entrance before 7pm is FREE. Cover charge of R50 per person applies after 7pm (pay at the door). Open 12noon - 11pm.


W&V Saturday (25 February)

Whisky & Vodka – neat, on the rocks or in cocktails. Also on offer is our same exciting mix of beers, wine, braai platters and chilled music. Open from 10am. Entrance before 3pm is FREE. Cover charge of R50 per person after 3pm (pay at the door). Open 12noon - 10pm.




Follow www.joziburglane.co.za for updates.


Hangout Jozi is located along the Joziburg Lane on the backside of the One Eloff building. One Eloff is the massive blue and yellow building on the corner of Eloff and Wemmer Jubilee Streets in the Johannesburg CBD. Walk in Entrance at 2 Eloff Street. Parking entrance at 3 Wemmer Jubilee Street. Drive to the parking on the rooftop of the One Eloff building and take the stairs down to the lane. Of course using public transport such as Uber or Taxify is an even better idea!

Joziburg Lane
Joziburg Lane, No One Eloff, Corner of Eloff & Wemmer Jubilee Streets, Salisbury Claims
Johannesburg
2000
South Africa
The Boycott Ballad - Sundowners

Join us for chilled outside vibes with the awesome duo that is The Boycott Ballad


Free entrance!
Sundowners (Alberton)
Corner Kliprivier Drive & Kromvlei Rd
Alberton
2190
South Africa
Ram Jam at The Good Luck Bar

Ram Jam will be kicking off the year at The Good Luck Bar.


We have an amazing mix of entertainers from live bands, poets, soul singers and DJs.


Our tickets are available on Quicket (http://qkt.io/sfMPVM) for R40 if shared on Facebook, and at the door for R50.


Line-Up:
Savage Lucy (Band)
L8 Antique (Band)
Dindy (Band)
KaySoul (Soul-Singer)
C’Funk (Soul-Singer)
Soul In Transit (DJ)
The Good Luck Bar
1 Fox Street, Ferreirastown
Johannesburg
2000
South Africa
Fanbase Presents Lekker Sunday Vibes

Fanbase Band Management and Fanbase Music Magazine together with Rumours Rock City bring you Lekker Sunday Vibes


This is Fanbase's first hosted event at the all new improved Rumours so we really looking forward to it


We have got a great line up already planned with more acts to be added soon


Line up

1pm- Andrew Proome Music

2pm - Lyla Illing

3pm- Jasper Dan

4pm- Don't Poke The Bear

5pm- Inside Molly

6pm- The Paper Plane Society

7pm- No Regret

8pm- Midget Submarine

R30 gets you in and there are great food and drink specials


Rumours Rock City is situated

Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave, 2118 Randburg, Gauteng South Africa

Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Jack Hammer at Otterlake

Jack Hammer is the country’s longest-standing rock band, its existence spanning three decades with Piet Botha at their helm and they are playing your favourite German Restaurant this Sunday.


Phone us to make a group/table booking and come enjoy a lovely Sunday afternoon in the bushveld with great rock n roll!

Otterlake German Restaurant
Plot 26, Kameelfontein
Pretoria
South Africa
“Terrible Tech 2’s” by Reminisce Sunday

“Terrible Tech 2’s” by Reminisce Sunday on the 26th Feb’17 marks Reminisce Sunday’s second year in existence. It’s been an amazing but, also difficult two years, yet with so much rewarding moments to reflect on. We have had such an interesting selection of djs since our inception, from well known to literally unknown djs that graced our dance floors. We could have never reached this milestone though if it wasn’t for the massive support of our patrons and not to mention the wonderful venue that hosts our concepts, Kitcheners, we thank you all!

To celebrate our Terrible “Tech” 2’s we feature a line up worthy enough to mark this a momentous occasion.

Our 1st guest, the co-founder of the Deep house mecca in Jozi “@115”, and yes you figured – Octave. He returns from Saigon to once again bless us with his Midas-Tech touch of groove. He needs naught introductions as he resides in the legendary deep house spaces of our tech minds.

Our second guest is of the same statue of the latter, ladies and gents we are honoured and proud to once again feature Rudy a.k.a "The Rudeman". Rudy has, for centuries, graced Mzansi and the globe with his uncanny DJ-technical skills and superb track selection to move any crowd (anywhere).

To compliment this dynamic duo is none other than our In House selectors; Clive Bean (The inceptor) & Thebang JD (The alternator).

So we cordially invite you to celebrate with us in pure Deep (Tech) House style with no additives (nor preservatives) but pure unadulterated raw fun! Kitcheners is the space so come along catch a groove with us. Right of Admission Reserved (no under 18’s or filthy attitudes)

Kitcheners
Corner Juta and De Beer St, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Centurion Power Sunday

Power Sunday comes to Centurion this week. Make sure you Book your tables for this epic lineup.


19:00 - Lily & Bear
18:00 - Jono Johansen
17:00 - Deitys Muse
16:00 - Christiaan Baartman
15:00 - Vern Daysel
14:00 - Marcia Moon

Booking 012 663 1211
Beerhouse Centurion
1262 Embankment Road
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Intro to Lindy Hop
When: Sunday 26 February, 5-7pm

Where: Five6seven8 Dance Studio at Office 1, Fountainebleau Village, Corner Republic & Rabie Road, Fountainebleau, Randburg

Cost: R150 non-members, R50 for Five6seven8 members

Bring a bottle of water, a snack and maybe an extra shirt.


>> What is Lindy Hop? <<

Known as the granddaddy of swing dances, the lindy hop developed alongside the swing music in the 1920s-40s and spread from the African American communities in Harlem, New York, throughout America and further afield in the hey-day of the Swing Era. It is a vibrant social dance, encouraging improvisation, musicality and fun. The music has its roots in African rhythms, and came full circle to South Africa in the 1930s, with Sophiatown becoming known as Little Harlem for its Savoy-style music and dancing. A thriving lindy hop scene has been growing in Cape Town since 2012.


>> Why should I learn to swing dance? <<

It's fun. The music is awesome. You'll meet people :)

Five6seven8 Dance Studio
155 Republic Road, Randburg
Randburg
2032
South Africa
Jordan Summer Concert - Albert Frost

Join us for legendary guitarist, ALBERT FROST, live at Jordan Wine Estate on Sunday the 26th of February.


R200.00 p.p includes either the famous Prospector burger or a veggie wrap.


Booking essential:

ONLINE: http://activitybridge.com/book?activityid=6352

For information contact The Bakery at Jordan on thebakery@jordanwines.com | 021 881 3004


TICKETS ARE LIMITED
The Bakery at Jordan
Stellenbosch Kloof Road
Stellenbosch
7604
South Africa
Daniel Ciobanu - piano
DANIEL CIOBANU piano
Sunday 26 February : 17:00

Amongst his many awards, Romanian Daniel Ciobanu can boast that he claimed the First Prize and Special Prize at the 13th Unisa International Piano Competition. He has performed alongside Lang Lang at London's Royal Festival hall, while recent concerts have been at Salle Cortot (Paris), the Mozarteum (Salzburg) and in London's Fazioli Centre.


Programme:
Constantin Silvestri : Baccanale

Chopin : Andante Spianato & Grande Polonaise Brillante

Mussorgsky : Pictures at an Exhibition
Geoge Enescu : Toccata & Pavane

Nicolas Medtner : Two Fairy Tales, Opus 20

Serge Prokofiev : Sonata No 7

Booking is at Computicket, or tickets available at the Linder Auditorium Box Office one hour before the start of the performance.


Please note: there is NO Credit Card facility at Linder Auditorium Box Office.


For more info: 011 728 5492 or 083 228 2917.

Johannesburg Musical Society - Since 1902
Performance address: Linder Auditorium, St Andrews Road.
Johannesburg
2093
South Africa
Duo Interzones

When vocalist / composer Franziska Baumann and pianist / composer Christoph Baumann play music together the borders between Composed and Improvised Music, between imaginary sound realms and jazz inspired improvisation blur. On top of a delicately woven use of different styles with the sonic expansion through live electronics, songs and composed fragments they create a very own language beyond crossover. The musical inventions breathe with vocal & percussive actions, songs, rhythm pulses, rough sound eruptions and chambermusic sequences, strong melody clips and unorthodox sounds. Driven by this high energetic mixture it is not only a meeting between two musicians who have explored voice and piano as multi-faceted instruments expanding traditional boundaries, it is also a meeting between two composers in the field of contemporary music, performance, interdisciplinary projects and current forms of jazz.


With unique bass player / composer Carlo Mombelli they unifiy in the second set as a Trio. As sought-after artists in diverse ensembles and exceptional projects all over the world they distille these impressions of their travels in highly fascinating sound and outstanding virtuosity.


This performance is presented with the support of Prohelvetia


R130 per ticket (students come in at half-price, just bring your student card), come and have dinner and drinks while you watch the performance. We advise booking in advance, please phone (011) 339-6645 or email info@theorbit.co.za to do so.

The Orbit - Home of Jazz
81 de Korte Street, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Manchester United vs. Southampton (EFL CUP FINAL) - PTA
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√ Anybody's welcome
√ FREE ENTRANCE
√ Game viewed on 8 screens
√ Beer-pong
√ Foosball
√ Pool

√ We will be showing the other PL fixtures afterwards as well



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ROAR ✜ NO DRUGS ✜ NO WEAPONS
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Arcade Empire
265 The Highway Street
Pretoria
0184
South Africa
Aandklas Open Mic Night - 26 February

Aspiring musos, do you want some stage time?

Join our open mic night...

Performers take note:
--Acoustic shows only (no drums / amps)

--Bring OWN instruments, and PLEASE be prepared.

--Sign up at the sound desk when you get here (from 18:30)

--Gear provided: 2 mics, 2 instrument cables, 1 monitor.

--You get a 20min slot.

Stage is open 19:00-22:00.

Sign up to book your slot any time from 18:30 (slots are booked on a first come basis, so don't be late)

Be early to enjoy the PIZZA. BEER & COCKTAIL SPECIALS!


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FREE ENTRY
ROAR
DBAD
No Under 18's
Aandklas Hatfield
Cnr. Prospect Rd & 494 Hilda St, Hatfield
Pretoria
0028
South Africa
Monday February 27 2017 Day 25°C Night 13°C light rain
Muso Mondays!

Have you always wanted to jam with friends but can never find the time. Or maybe you're just looking to jam with other musicians to improve you craft. Either way, here's a night where we can all come together to make music.


Entrance is free and for all muso's that play, they will get 40% off their tab!!!


We're kicking things off at 6:30 with the Rumours House Band doing some improv then we see where the night takes us. Just bring your instrument, we have the stage, the amps and the space.

Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Film Screening: Der Turm (Part 1)

A family saga set during the final years of the German Democratic Republic (GDR). Surgeon Richard Hoffmann may have come to an opportunistic arrangement with the system a long time ago, but his way of life enables state security officials to blackmail him. Richard’s son Christian manages to pass his final secondary school exams despite a number of conflicts and goes through a tough and eventful time after joining the National People’s Army. His uncle Meno is an editor and struggles, at times only half-heartedly, against the parameters set by state censorship. The fall of the Berlin Wall in November 1989 seems to be felt as a salvation by the protagonists. The adaptation of Uwe Tellkamp’s novel of the same name does away with the epic scope of the written original, but was considered one of the best things to come out of German TV in 2012.


Language: German with English Subtitles

Please RSVP to bso@johannesburg.goethe.org by 24 February 2017.


Part 2 of the film will screen on 27 March at 7pm.


Image: (c) DAPD
Goethe-Institut Johannesburg
119 Jan Smuts Avenue - Parkwood
Johannesburg
2193
South Africa
Tuesday February 28 2017 Day 25°C Night 14°C light rain
The Candlelight Sessions - Hoedown Throwdown!

FREE live acoustic music every Tuesday evening. A stage is setup next to a candlelit bar/lounge area to keep you close to the entertainment and your drinks all night! Displaying some of the best local acoustic talent!


LINE UP:

ANGRY SPANISH
Elrene
Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Philosophy for Living

Do you feel truly alive, or are you just going through the motions?


Philosophy for Living is a 16 week course that introduces us to the philosophical concepts which awaken and transform our inner world, giving us fresh perspectives and opening our minds.


Packed with practical tools which you can apply in daily life to develop & grow as an individual - this course will have you on the road to becoming happier, more effective, and living more fully from day one!


Join us for the experience of a lifetime! The first session is free to attend.


Total cost of course: R990 (Students: R380)

*can be payed monthly
New Acropolis Braamfontein
Right Wing, 3rd Floor, Orion House, 49 Jorissen Street, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2017
South Africa
The Storytellers Series: Self Discovery

Join P.O.P. Art and Lebogang Mogashoa on Tuesday as we share stories about self discovery with guests Marise Kriger and Mamello Sejake.


This is not your camp fire type of Storytelling. It's more like being at a dinner party... With a lot of wine. Where the truth really flows...

What we like to cll our very own queer church!


The Storytellers Series aims to create a place for sharing New South African Stories, any stories. Modelled on shows like the Moth, RISK! and This American Life, the only rule is that the stories have to be 100% true.

P.O.P. Art
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Prime Circle
28 Feb - (Tue) - 20:00
Price: R200

Prime Circle has released a deluxe edition of their acclaimed 2014 album Let the Night In, that coincided with their European tour that included festival appearances alongside Iron Maiden, Garbage, Slayer and Iggy Pop. Let the night in – Deluxe Edition is the band’s first official European release, and went on sale globally on Friday, 13 May 2016 ahead of their multi-date tour of Germany and Austria. It features the 13 tracks from the two-time South African Music Award-winning album Let the Night In, including the singles Gone and Doors, as well as four new original songs and a live, unplugged version of the title track, Let the Night In. The first single, Ghosts, was released on radio on 4 April 2016. The release of the 18-track Let the Night In – Deluxe Edition sees a further progression of the band’s ever-evolving rock sound, which has ventured into bold new places since Prime Circle was formed 15 years ago. “The album marked a change of style for the band, and the extra tracks add a little more grit,” says Learmonth. “They are certainly not B-sides – they take the album to another level.” Fans who already own the Let the Night In album have the option to purchase the individual new tracks online, but Learmonth says the principal aim of the deluxe edition is to make a strong impression on the European market. The band has been making steady inroads on the European continent, touring there regularly over the past few years. • Prime Circle are: Ross Learmonth (guitar and vocals); Marco Gomes (bass); Dale Schnettler (drums); Neil Breytenbach (keyboards) and Dirk Bisschoff (guitar)

Barnyard Emperors Palace
64 Jones Road
Kempton Park
1619
South Africa
Prime Circle - Let The Night In Tour
28 Feb - (Tue) - 20:00
Price: R200

Prime Circle has released a deluxe edition of their acclaimed 2014 album Let the Night In, that coincided with their European tour that included festival appearances alongside Iron Maiden, Garbage, Slayer and Iggy Pop. Let the night in – Deluxe Edition is the band’s first official European release, and went on sale globally on Friday, 13 May 2016 ahead of their multi-date tour of Germany and Austria. It features the 13 tracks from the two-time South African Music Award-winning album Let the Night In, including the singles Gone and Doors, as well as four new original songs and a live, unplugged version of the title track, Let the Night In. The first single, Ghosts, was released on radio on 4 April 2016. The release of the 18-track Let the Night In – Deluxe Edition sees a further progression of the band’s ever-evolving rock sound, which has ventured into bold new places since Prime Circle was formed 15 years ago. “The album marked a change of style for the band, and the extra tracks add a little more grit,” says Learmonth. “They are certainly not B-sides – they take the album to another level.” Fans who already own the Let the Night In album have the option to purchase the individual new tracks online, but Learmonth says the principal aim of the deluxe edition is to make a strong impression on the European market. The band has been making steady inroads on the European continent, touring there regularly over the past few years. • Prime Circle are: Ross Learmonth (guitar and vocals); Marco Gomes (bass); Dale Schnettler (drums); Neil Breytenbach (keyboards) and Dirk Bisschoff (guitar)

Barnyard Emperors Palace
64 Jones Road
Kempton Park
1619
South Africa
Wednesday March 01 2017 Day 25°C Night 14°C clear sky
Bones at Rhapsodys (Centurion)
FREE ENTRANCE !
Rhapsodys Centurion
Shop 5, Centurion Gate Centre, Corner John Voster and Akkerboom str.
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Midweek Madness feat Man The Fields & More
FREE LIVE MUSIC! Starts 8pm!

-> Man the fields
-> Ordinary Men
-> AXE

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->Good people.
->Great Food
->Amazing Bands

HALF PRICE COCKTAILS 2PM-6MP!
R89 - Savanna & Hunters Bucket
R10 Sidekick Shooters
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FREE ENTRANCE
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ROAR
NO WEAPONS
NO DRUGS
NO BAD VIBES

Keep Track...
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
NOT I

As part of Season 1 for the Centre for the Less Good Idea, NOT I will be staged for the first time ever in South Africa.


NOT I will be performed in an evening of 4 short plays by Samuel Beeckett (alongside ROUGH FOR THEATRE, CATASTROPHE & PLAY)


NOT I
performed by Patricia Boyer
performance coach : Gretha Brazelle

produced by POPArt productions in association with The Centre for the Less Good Idea


1 & 2 March at 7pm

Bookings : https://lessgoodidea.com/bookings/



ABOUT "NOT I" :

Not I takes place in a pitch-black space illuminated only by a single beam of light. This spotlight fixes on an actress's mouth about eight feet above the stage,[1] everything else being blacked out and, in early performances, illuminates the shadowy figure of the Auditor who makes four increasingly ineffectual movements "of helpless compassion" during brief breaks in the monologue where Mouth appears to be listening to some inner voice unheard by the audience.


The mouth utters jumbled sentences at a ferocious pace, which obliquely tell the story of a woman of about seventy who was abandoned by her parents after a premature birth and has lived a loveless, mechanical existence, and who appears to have suffered an unspecified traumatic experience. The woman has been virtually mute since childhood apart from occasional outbursts, one of which comprises the text we hear. From the text it could be inferred that the woman had been raped but this is something Beckett was very clear about when asked. "How could you think of such a thing! No, no, not at all—it wasn’t that at all."[2] It seems more likely that she has suffered some kind of collapse, possibly even her death,[3] while "wandering in a field … looking aimlessly for cowslips."


The woman relates four incidents from her life: lying face down in the grass, standing in a supermarket, sitting on a "mound in Croker's Acre" (a real place in Ireland near Leopardstown racecourse) and "that time at court", each being preceded by a repeat on the repressed first ‘scene’ which has been likened to an epiphany; whatever happened to her in that field in April was the trigger for her to start talking.


Her initial reaction to the paralyzing event is to assume she is being punished by God but finds she is not suffering; she feels no pain, as in life she felt no pleasure. She cannot think why she might be being punished but accepts that God does not need a "particular reason" for what He does. She thinks she has something to confess and believes that if she goes over the events of her life for long enough it will be revealed to her. In addition to the continued buzzing in her skull there is now a light of varying intensity tormenting her; the two seem related.


The title comes from the character's repeated denial that the events she describes or alludes to happened to her.

P.O.P. Art
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Pizzacoustics ft Bad Peter, Deon Dee Volschenk, Kabaal Klankbaan

Join us on Wednesday the 1st of March for Pizzacoustics at Arcade Empire. Live entertainment, good food & great vibes happening, so come join us for a bit of mid-week relaxation & fun.


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20:00 - 20:45 Nick May
20:45 - 21:30 Kabaal klankbaan
21:30 - 22:15 Deon Dee Volschenk
22:15 - 23:00 Bad Peter

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- Free entrance
- All you can eat pizza for R80
- 2 for 1 jamjars (2-8pm)

- Boxcar Street Food Eatery menu available


This event is proudly sponsored by Hellfire

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NO U18s
I.D REQUIRED
NO WEAPONS
NO STUDENT CARDS
CERTIFIED COPIES ONLY
NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES

NO PHOTOS OF IDENTIFICATION WILL BE ACCEPTED

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Arcade Empire
265 The Highway Street
Pretoria
0184
South Africa
RKO in Pretoria - Nuwe CD Launch

RKO het `n splinternuwe album met die naam MAMBA! vrygestel - hul eerste amptelike album in 5 jaar. Die album is oor die laaste paar jare geskryf en opgeneem deur Dan Roberts by StoepStudios in Johannesburg. Kaartjies sal verkoop word vir R180 - R200 op Computicket

Atterbury Teater/Theatre
c/o Daventry and Lynnwood Road
Lynnwood
0081
South Africa
Swing City - SA's Sexiest Swing Act
01 Mar - (Wed) - 20:00
Price: R150

Swing City was borne of the love of swing music from three of South Africa’s most loved artists. A harmless side comment from one musician to another ended up in a serious discussion about producing a three piece singing group, backed by a full jazz orchestra and band, celebrating their love of jazz, swing and blues, but adding a modern day twist to the genre. Swing City consists of Lonehill Estate’s Nathan Ro, whose love for swing music has always engrossed the pop/ rock singer’s iPod; Graeme Watkins, whose background in music and theatre started as a swing singer long before his success on Idols or in his indie rock band “The Graeme Watkins Project”; and Loyiso Bala, whose classically trained background in music saw the singer as part of the TZKee crew, the Bala brothers in classical song and in the pop world in his own successful career. The three singers, already friends, jokingly commented what fun it would be to start a swing band. It would be years later, that they took the idea seriously, got into a rehearsal space with their friends from Figure of 8 productions and Swing City was born! 2014 Was a fresh start with Swing City teaming up with 6 time Naledi Nominee Bryan Schimmel as music director.” 2015 saw this dynamic trio take on recording their Debut Album “Well Swung”, this fresh album has been selling exceptionally well, fulfilling a major gap in the South African market. On the album, one can find collaborations featuring the likes of Lloyd Cele, Shoowop Shop and Chiano Sky. 2016 also launches exciting LIVE collaborative options featuring the guests that can be seen on the album.

Barnyard Rivonia
Corner of Witkoppen Road & Rivonia Road
Sandton
2191
South Africa
Stand Up Comedy at Wolves

Jittery Citizens brings you hilarious stand up comedy every first Wednesday of the month at Joburg's coolest hangout Wolves.


Wed 1st March
8pm
at Wolves
R80 (cash only at the door)

Starring: Dilan Oliphant, Claudine Ullman, Warren Robertson

Hosted by: Tats Nkonzo

Follow us on instagram and twitter for updates @jitterycitizens Wolves

Wolves
3 Corlett Drive, Illovo
Johannesburg
2196
South Africa
Thursday March 02 2017 Day 26°C Night 15°C light rain
Hobby-X 2017

Crafting and creativity are always on trend. Whether you’re using chalk paint to transform an old cupboard, designing your DIY wedding, stocking up on the latest power-tools, or wanting to make money from your hobby, Hobby-X is your go-to expo!


This year Hobby-X is celebrating its 20th Anniversary. That’s 20 years of inspiration. 20 years of creativity. 20 years of fabulous mosaics, beautiful papers, dazzling colours, versatile chalk paints, irresistible yarns, the latest power-tools, must-have gadgets, whimsical vintage crafts, laser-cut decor, high-flying drones, retro board games, adventurous outdoor excitement, interactive workshops and so much more…


Price: Adults - R80 | Children - R20

Times: Thurs & Fri - 10am to 6pm | Sat - 9am to 6pm | Sun - 9am to 5pm

Info: http://www.hobby-x.co.za

Hobby-X – 20 Years of happy!
Ticketpro Dome
Cnr Olievenhout Avenue and Northumberland Road
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
Showcase #ONE

The first showcase of the year. We take this oppertunity to show and sell a variety of artworks representing the direction of the gallery program for the year 2017.

Daville Baillie gallery
72 Grant avenue, Norwood
Johannesburg
2192
South Africa
Brett Murray - Again Again

Please join us for the opening of Again Again by Brett Murray.


Please note that both Everard Read and CIRCA galleries will be exhibiting his work.


We look forward to seeing you there!!
Everard Read Gallery
6 Jellicoe Avenue, Rosebank,
Johannesburg
2196
South Africa
Brett Murray - Again Again

Please join us for the opening of Again Again by Brett Murray.


Please note that both Everard Read and CIRCA galleries will be exhibiting his work.


We look forward to seeing you there!!
CIRCA on Jellicoe
2 Jellicoe Avenue
Johannesburg
2196
South Africa
First Thursday: Sikelela Damane's Viewing Room Opening

Kalashnikovv Gallery is proud to present our participation in March's First Thursday with Sikelela Damane's Solo Opening in our new viewing room space.


Damane’s work draws attention to popular culture while confronting conversations, controversies and events. The artist uses materials such as acrylic paint, oil paint, aerosol, paper, marks, earth, and photography. He has participated in group exhibitions both locally and internationally. He currently lives and works in Johannesburg.


Based on high demand, Healer Oran will be revisiting our performance space with Bobby James by his side: https://www.facebook.com/events/1884682441811631/


"Avant-garde noise poetry of Bobby James III, along with an ambient opening set from Healer Oran will be injecting a dose of experimentalism into the Braamfontein Streets!


Bobby James III:

Bobby James III who also goes under the producer name "THIRDXJAMES" (pronounced third james) has been producing music since 2007 and released his first official EP “Fragments of Divine Beasts” in 2015 which was subsequently followed up by a sequel - (A). VOID in 2016. Both EPs', fused with deep vocals, melancholic/aggressive beats and dense lyrical content, addresses themes such as family/relationship pressures, anxiety, reclusiveness, self medicating and the questioning and quest for one's own identity.


"The music was and still is, for myself, the most appropriate platform to express yourself infinitely. There's no need to hold back or feel weird about it. With no boundaries of what you can or cannot, the possibilities of expression is limitless.”


James is currently in the process of writing his 3rd EP, "So Far, So Bad..." Which will continue to explore previous themes but from a more mature perspective."

Kalashnikovv Gallery
153 Smit Street, Braamfontein.
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Tangled Weeds Book Launch

Sarah Key’s working life has followed many paths; English teacher, Adult Educator, HIV and AIDS activist, mentor to apprentice jockeys and writer. She holds a Master’s Degree in Adult Education.

Sarah is passionate about the rich cultural diversity of her country. Her novels are gritty, grisly psychological thrillers set in Southern Africa with its blends of old and new, mystical and modern, city and country.

In 2011 Sarah began her journey writing fiction and is published by Rebele Publishers (Detroit). Her debut novel, Tangled Weeds, was published in 2015. The Starlight Tide is the final book in The Sisters of Light trilogy following The Dandelion Clock and The Butterfly Wind.

Sarah is married and lives in Johannesburg, South Africa, with her husband and two daughters.

Skoobs, Theatre of Books
Shop 74 Montecasino Boulevald,Fourways
Johannesburg
2055
South Africa
Fundraising for Alex

Please join this good cause, and assist us to help raise funds for Alex. Great evening lined up - Auctioning of Memorabilia, followed by Live Entertainment by Joe Gricius!

ALL WELCOME!!
Route 33
Cnr of Ben Swart Street & 33rd Ave
Pretoria
0186
South Africa
The Summoning of Everyman

In association with ZikkaZimba Productions, the dynamic theatre-making duo is back with another accessible adaptation of a well-known classical text (The Summoning of Everyman) recreated for young audiences and performed by an all-female cast.


The Summoning of Everyman uses allegorical characters to examine the question of Christian salvation and what Man must do to attain it. The premise is that the good and evil deeds of one's life will be tallied by God after death, as in a ledger book. The play is the allegorical accounting of the life of Everyman, who represents all mankind. In the course of the action, Everyman tries to convince other characters to accompany him in the hope of improving his account. All the characters are also allegorical, each personifying an abstract idea such as Fellowship, (material) Goods, and Knowledge.


Co-Directors: Billy Langa and Mahlatsi Mokgonyana

Cast: Khanyisile Ngwabe, Ninkie Zimasa Dyani and Nomathamsanqa Mhlakaza

Produced by: ZikkaZimba Productions

2-4 March @ 8pm
5 March @ 3:30pm

Tickets R100 at the door (R80 online)
P.O.P. Art
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Charlie and Friends Comedy Show
02 Mar - (Thu) - 20:00
Price: R150

Back by Popular demand! This round featuring Charles Ash, Mpho Popps & other great comedians. Thursday 2 March Rivonia Barnyard Show starts at 8pm R150pp

Barnyard Rivonia
Corner of Witkoppen Road & Rivonia Road
Sandton
2191
South Africa
JNDR

Kaartjies beskikbaar deur website jndr.co.za/kalender/lc of KONTANT by die deur

Deure maak oop 18h

A la carte spyskaart beskikbaar vanaf 18h

Vertoning begin 20h
Ten volle gelisensieerde kroeg
Acoustic Flavours at Laughing Chefs
217 Soutpansberg Road, Rietondale
Pretoria
South Africa
ASHES (BE) & Friends // Burnout Pub // 2nd March
NoiseFix Proudly Presents

Ashes (Belgium) // South Africa Tour 2017


The boys are back in town! Belgium's hardcore machine, Ashes will be making their second trip to South Africa this March.


This tour follows the release of their debut full-length, 2016's Lost In A Haze, which was released on FAREWELL RECORDS.


The tour will be supported by one of South Africa's loudest, slam / death metal outfit Vulvodynia for all dates.


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THURSDAY - 2nd MARCH 2017

Burnout Pub & Grill (147 Van Riebeeck Ave, Edenvale)

R40 Entrance

9.00pm - Slippery When Wet
9.45pm - Vulvodynia
10.30pm - Ashes

Merch on Sale

Support touring bands. Spread the word

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Links:

Ashes: https://www.facebook.com/Asheshcband/


Vulvodynia: https://www.facebook.com/vulvodyniaslam/


Thanks to FAREWELL RECORDS, LACERATED ENEMY records and SLAM WORLDWIDE.

BurnOut Pub and Grill
147 Van Riebeeck Ave
Edenvale
1601
South Africa
Friday March 03 2017 Day 25°C Night 13°C light rain
Red Helen Album Launch Tour - Rumours Rock City (JHB)

The Johannesburg leg of the tour supporting the launch of their debut album 'Trading Past For Pathways'


With support from friends:
You, Me and the Harmony
Riddlebreak
Climate Control

Entrance: R50
(Pay at the door)

First 30 people through the door get a FREE can of Monster Energy!


Merch On Sale:
Albums: R100
T-shirts: R160

Discount Deals:

-Entrance+physical album = R130 (Save R20)

-Entrance+physical album+t-shirt = R270 (Save R40)

Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Ladies Day

Come and join us at this super exciting event!

Cafe Barcelona Gigs
53 Thomson Street Colbyn
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Philly Cheesesteak Fridays

"Proper" Philly Cheesesteak with Chips. R99pp Bookings Essential. booking.smokinjoeribs@gmail.com

Take aways available while supplies last.

Dalberry Guest House
7 Troupant Ave Magaliessig
Johannesburg
2067
South Africa
BraaiDayDXB w/ Kurt Darren & Desmond and The Tutus

NOTICE: We have postponed #BraaiDayDXB to Fri 3rd March due to weather reports predicting rain this coming Fri.


Travelwings.com presents #BraaiDayDXB on Fri 3rd March at Emirates Golf Club ft Desmond and the Tutus alongside Kurt Darren. Joining them is SA Comedian, Paul Snodgrass as our MC with the HOUSEofAFRIKA after-party ft Multi Award Winner, DJ Clock!


★ FAMILY DAY ★ KIDS FUN ACTIVITIES ★ MARKET

★ BRING & BRAAI (BBQ) ★ SA FOOD & DRINKS

★ LIVE MUSIC & MORE ★ HOUSEofAFRIKA AFTER-PARTY


We doing it SA 'Bring & Braai' style so bring your meat & come braai (BBQ) with us on the grass lawn at Emirates Golf Club. Meat packs will be available to purchase from EGC & there will also be a South African inspired food menu alongside special drink deals on SA brands. It will be a fun day for the whole family with activities for the kids alongside our SA community market & more.


Everyone is welcome to bring picnic blankets, camping chairs, umbrellas & sports games. This event is open to everyone, so feel free to invite your friends from around the world to experience a little slice of home & that warm SA hospitality.


★ WIN FREE FLIGHT TO SA ★

Book your early bird ticket & stand a chance to win a flight to SA courtesy of Travelwings.com Draw will be done at #BraaiDayDXB


★ ENTRANCE ★
☼ Doors open 3pm-late

☼ Over 21: 120AED | Under 21: 60AED | Kids Under 6: Free

☼ Early Bird Tickets: 100AED | Under 21: 50AED


☼ Tickets will be available online in due course. Please feel free to register on site to get an email notification once tickets go live.


Register here:

https://dubai.platinumlist.net/event-tickets/41742/braaidaydxb-w-kurt-darren-desmond-and-the-tutus-in-dubai?show=42608


For more info please call: 050 871 7493

★ WE'LL PROVIDE...
☼ Braai facilities + charcoal
☼ Wood provided by www.braaiworld.ae

☼ Cutlery, plates, sauces & braai utensils.

☼ Limited amount of tables, beanbags & shading

☼ Shisha's will be for sale on the day

☼ Salads will be available to purchase from the salad bar.

☼ You are welcome to bring: picnic blankets, camping chairs, umbrellas, sports balls & games.


★ BRAAI RULES...

☼ When you bring your own meat/braai packs please pre-marinate with your sauces & spices at home.

☼ No other drinks, snacks & food will be allowed into the venue.

☼ There will be thorough search at the entrance. Anyone not adhering to the rules will be asked to leave.


★ FOOD MENU / BRAAI PACKS ON THE DAY...

N&R Butchery Braai Packs will be available to purchase from the venue on the day. To reserve your braai pack in advance please email rsvp@infusion.ae


We will also have a South African inspired Braai menu available on the day. More details to follow soon....


♫ SA JUKEBOX ♫

We are giving YOU the chance to hear your favorite SA song at #BraaiDayDXB! Be it a 'sokkie treffer' or 'kwaito track' - we're giving everyone in our colorful Rainbow Nation the chance to hear their favorite song on the day!


★ All you need to do to is....
☼ Email your song to rsvp@infusion.ae

☼ Song quality: Please submit 320kps MP3 files or higher.

☼ Anything less than this will not sound good on the sound system

☼ Please do not submit low quality songs from youtube etc

☼ All songs will be played between 3pm - sunset


♫ HOUSEofAFRIKA AFTER-PARTY ♫

The #BraaiDayDXB will be followed by the HOUSEofAFRIKA after-party at Emirates Golf Club Media Centre ft DJ Clock, a multi-award winning House & Dance music DJ/Producer & a household name in the African continent. Support from Charl Chaka & De Caf.


★ ENTRANCE ★

☼ Free Entry with a #BraaiDayDXB wristband.

☼ 100AED on the door.

☼ Venue: Emirates Golf Club, Media Centre

☼ Doors Open: 9pm – 3am
☼ Table Bookings: rsvp@infusion.ae

About Desmond & The Tutus:
•••••••••••••••••••••••

Desmond & The Tutus have been scare-crowing across the world’s stages with their unique, some might call it niche, brand of kwela-indie-punk for just on ten years. But to call it niche would be entirely missing the point, the Tutus are more shape-shifters than niche, their sound slotting comfortably between Thandiswe Mazwai and Hugh Masekela, They have sold out shows all over the globe, including Japan, France, Sweden and the UK’ - basically they have not done too badly in ten years. People LIKE this band, whether it’s because their music is cheeky and infectious and jangly (but not too jangly) or it’s because they spin around the stage as if their limbs are coming off, yowling like Big Foot in the Canadian wilderness, or because they like to dress up at Halloween and are pretty serious about their costumes. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, yes they did that. Four Ali G’s. Check.


About Kurt Darren:
•••••••••••••••

Kurt Darren, is a South African singer, songwriter and television presenter, who won 7 South African Music Awards (SAMA) from 2007 to 2011. He has also appeared in a number of South African films. His debut was with the album ‘For Your Precious Love’ released in 1995. From 2006 to 2011, Darren was the presenter of the popular South African show Jukebox broadcast on kykNET.


About DJ Clock
••••••••••••••

DJ Clock broke into the music scene in 2007 when he produced his first certified hit “Úbala” for Kwaito band “Big Nuz” which went on to win a number of awards at the 'SOUTH AFRICAN MUSIC AWARDS' & 'METRO FM AWARDS' Then in 2009, DJ Clock released his debut album ‘The First Tick’. The album reinforced that he wasnt a one hit wonder, reflected by his album sales reaching Platinum status, landing DJ Clock two SAMA nominations (Best Urban Dance Album & Best Record of the year for ‘Umahamba Yedwa).


About Paul Snodgrass
••••••••••••••••••

Paul Snodgrass (know as Snoddie) started his career at the fresh faces section of the Smirnoff International Comedy Festival. He is best known for his work on eTV’s “That Sport Show” and for his work as reporter and producer for eTV Sports News. He has also successfully performed for many corporate clients and he has quickly made a name for himself as a multi-talented stand-up comedian and MC for many SA rock bands.

Paul will be our MC but will also be doing some impromptu sets throughout the day


This is a HOUSEofAFRIKA event, hosted by the INFUSION MAGAZINE

Emirates Golf Club
Near Nakheel Metro Station, Off Sheikh Zayed Road
Dubai
24040
United Arab Emirates
Ashes (BE) & Friends
The Bohemian • Pub • Pool • Pizza • Music
167 Perth Road Westdene
Johannesburg
South Africa
Radio Kalahari Orkes (Dinner & show) #soldout
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Ladies Night Fundraiser

Lets Raise Some funds for the princess project ! :-)


->Strait Jackal
->Upsexy
->Jacob & Taylor
-> Scarlotte will

R30 entrance

If you have any old matric dance dresses you would like to donate to this caue please do not hesitate to bring them through on the evening :-)


More details to follow!!! :-)
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
2sidesofthebeat Presents Card On Spokes (Live) & White Nite
Kitcheners
Corner Juta and De Beer St, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
The Road to LUSH 2017 - PreParty #1

We're going to hold some pre Lush parties around the country so please do come because they're going to be loads of fun


First up we hit Joburg's home of awesome The Good Luck Bar!


FRIDAY 3 MARCH 2017
featuring
FUZIGISH
The Tazers
The Moths
Little Ringo

We're doing a lush ticket draw on the night (GENERAL and PLUS camping ticket up for grabs). Purchase your ticket online and you double your entry. Tickets from http://lush.nutickets.co.za


Tickets at Door R60 before 9pm and R80 after.

Online tickets are R60 and only on sale till Thursday 2 March.


Doors open 7pm. No under 18s.
Right of Admission Reserved.
The Good Luck Bar
1 Fox Street, Ferreirastown
Johannesburg
2000
South Africa
March Night Market

Join us on Friday 3 March for our next night market. City lights and a buzzing downtown garage, a global selection of culinary delights, our signature cocktails and a Jozi vibe unlike no other!

Market On Main
264 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
NUNS on the RUN

Bobbejaan is extremely proud and excited to present:

NUNS ON THE RUN!

Runaway Nuns live in Gauteng.

If you haven't heard of the nuns before, stop whatever you're doing at go listen to this: https://runawaynuns.bandcamp.com


So stop kidding yourself and get your dancing boots ready - cause the Nuns are Running and will land in GP on the 1st weekend of March.


• Friday 3 March JHB
The Nuns be runnin' to Buck & Hog

With: ★ The Deadly Bites ★ The Bad Ass Execs ★ Make-Overs ★


• Saturday 4 March PTA!

(DAY)
Thrashers Resurrection

With★ FUZIGISH ★ The Tazers ★ Ruff Majik ★


(NIGHT)
Bam-bam!
With ★ Pollinator ★Tiger ★ Make-Overs ★

• Sunday 5 March JHB •
★★Pizza party!!★★

We'll be having a Sunday lunch pizza party... venue will be announced on the Sunday morning... but know this, it's in JHB. So wait and see and get your stomach ready!


★ TICKET INFO: ★
TBA SOON...
Thrashers Skatepark
10 Serene Street, Menlyn Park
Pretoria
0081
South Africa
The Nuns be runnin' to Buck & Hog

Runaway Nuns are up in Gauteng and ready to rock up a storm.


Join us for the first show of the NUNS on the RUN !

The jol starts bouncing at 19:00 and the will be rocking till midnight.


The night's entertainment will feature:
★ Runaway Nuns
★ The Deadly Bites
★ The Bad Ass Execs
★ Make-Overs
Buck & Hog
Olifants Rd
Johannesburg
2195
South Africa
ASHES (BE) & Friends // The Bohemian // 3rd March
NoiseFix Proudly Presents

Ashes (Belgium) // South Africa Tour 2017


The boys are back in town! Belgium's hardcore machine, Ashes will be making their second trip to South Africa this March.


This tour follows the release of their debut full-length, 2016's Lost In A Haze, which was released on FAREWELL RECORDS.


The tour will be supported by one of South Africa's loudest, slam / death metal outfit Vulvodynia for all dates.


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FRIDAY - 3rd MARCH 2017

The Bohemian (167 Perth Rd, Westdene)
R50 Entrance

8.30pm - TCIYF
9.00pm - FREExMONEY
9.45pm - Vulvodynia
10.30pm - Reason to Live - JhbHC
11.15pm - Ashes (BE)

Merch on Sale

Support touring bands. Spread the word

..........................................................................


Links:

Ashes: https://www.facebook.com/Asheshcband/


Vulvodynia: https://www.facebook.com/vulvodyniaslam/


Thanks to FAREWELL RECORDS, LACERATED ENEMY records and SLAM WORLDWIDE.

The Bohemian • Pub • Pool • Pizza • Music
167 Perth Road Westdene
Johannesburg
South Africa
Best Sci Fi International Film Festival

The Bioscope is proud to bring the Best International Sci Fi Film Festival to Johannesburg. This is one package of some of the best Sci Fi shorts made this year, with content from around the world, including USA, Spain, Russia, France,Israel, Ukraine and Croatia selected from shorts all over the world.


Breathtaking adventures through time, faraway space travels, meeting with extraterrestrial civilizations, artificial intelligence and future of the virtual reality - all of this and even more.


Organizer of the festival - CinemaHall

International Distributor of the festival - KINOLIFE Distribution.

Best Sci Fi Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/bestscifi/

Best Sci Fi Filmfreeway Page: https://filmfreeway.com/festival/BestSciFi

Best Sci Fi Official Email: info@bestscifi.org


BEST SCI FI SHORT FILM PROGRAMME
1. Restart (2015), Spain, 15min
2.Redux(2015), USA, Rusia, 9min
3.Clarke’s Third Law (2014), Spain, 7min
4.Juliet (2015), France, 12min
5.Mr. Dentonn (2014), Spain, 9min
6. Summer (2015), Russia, 15min
7. Apolo (2015), Spain, 12min
8. Pointless Pencil (2015), USA, 10min
9. Sirena Negra (2015), Spain, 17min

10. The Rats Dilema (2015), Israel, 11min

11. Imaginapped (2015), USA, 14min
12. Escape (2015), Croatia, 5min

For more information go to: www.thebioscope.co.za

The Bioscope Independent Cinema
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2094
South Africa
Made for Broadway & Friends - Sundowners

Catch Made For Broadway with support from Dirty Moonshine & The Paper Plane Society live at Sundowners on Friday the 3rd of March!


Entrance - R50

R.O.A.R

Sundowners (Alberton) is a licensed Alcohol serving venue. NO private beverages allowed!


Artwork - David Freedman
Sundowners (Alberton)
Corner Kliprivier Drive & Kromvlei Rd
Alberton
2190
South Africa
Connell Cruise
03 Mar - (Fri) - 20:00
Price: R150

The first time Connell Cruise performed the Barnyard stage he packed houses across the country with his 'Into The Wild Tour' and now, after a year touring the United States, Connell is back home in South Africa performing all of his #1 singles as well as a set of brand new music! This is a night not to be missed - Connell Cruise will leave you breathless with his South African hit songs "Not Just Friends" and "Forever", you will be on your feet for his international sensations "Into The Wild", "Unbelievable" and "I Am Your Man" and don't miss his cover of "Let It Go" which has taken radio by storm in recent weeks. Book tickets now and prepare to be entertained!

Barnyard Rivonia
Corner of Witkoppen Road & Rivonia Road
Sandton
2191
South Africa
Samy Viviers Live at Route

Join us and the talented Samy Viviers Friday 3rd March

Route 33
Cnr of Ben Swart Street & 33rd Ave
Pretoria
0186
South Africa
House of Cassim #Tequilamademedoit

When you say the word Tequila, who comes to mind.........

The Tequila Kings are back with House of Cassim #Tequilamademedoit


Kyle Cassim and Austin Cassim
alongside with gorgeous cassim girls!

Aswell as your Residents: Solly P & Apollo Xi

its set to be one crazy night!

R10 Shooters til midnight
R7 House spirit & mix til 10pm
R45 JamJars all night long!

Doors open 8pm
R60 Entrance
Be sure to get there early!!!

Strictly 18s and over
Madison Avenue Pretoria
2 Ernies place
Pretoria
0041
South Africa
FuZiGiSH, The Tazers, The Moths & Little Ringo at Good Luck Bar
This is a 'Road to Lush 2.0' party.
We will be on last around 11pm.

Doors open at 8pm and there bunch of cool bands so don't hesitate :)


Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think!

The Good Luck Bar
1 Fox Street, Ferreirastown
Johannesburg
2000
South Africa
RKO in Pretoria

Kaartjies verkoop teen R300.00 (Aandete ingesluit) en R 200.00 (snacks ingesluit), kaarjties verkoop op: http://casatoscana.co.za/events-shows/events

Die Blou Hond
Pretoria
Johannesburg
0081
South Africa
The Parlotones LIVE / Mfasa@Aloha, Bela Bela Waterfront
Tickets available at the venue
Mfasa @ Aloha Steakhouse
061 884 5911

R 180.00 Door
R150.00 Early Birds
Mfasa's Steakhouse
Bela - Bela Waterfront
Warmbaths
0480
South Africa
Undercover SA Live @ Eagles Nest.

Undercover Rocks Centurion. Catch us at Eagles Nest, Valhalla. Come ROCK with us.

Eagle's Nest Pub & Grill
Shop 8, Kamval Centre, 46 Broadway East Road
Valhalla
0185
South Africa
Saturday March 04 2017 Day 28°C Night 14°C clear sky
Thrashers Resurrection
It's the day we've all been waiting for!

With immense excitement and anticipation, we have the great pleasure and prestige honour of announcing the fantastic, the immaculate, Thrashers Resurrection!


And a very big HELLO to Puddy's Skate Shop! (opening on the day!)


Join us for the grand launching of the new skate park, Puddy's Skate shop and the (re) launch of Thrashers! It’s set to be a day that you will never forget!


So what's in store for the day?
• Live music
• Fully stocked bar
• Food stands
• Skate comps
• Keg jumps
• DJ’S
• 20K (ZAR) in skate comp prizes!!!
• FUZIGISH
• Ruff Majik
• Runaway Nuns
• The Tazers
• No rain!
• AND LOADS MORE!

Doors open at 10AM.

★ TICKET INFO: ★

Online ticket purchase link: http://bit.ly/2kHvVYD

• EARLY BIRD: R80 (closing date Tuesday 14 Feb)

• PRESALE: R100
• DOOR: R120
Thrashers Skatepark
10 Serene Street, Menlyn Park
Pretoria
0081
South Africa
Smokin Meats 101 Class

Introduction to Smoking meats, dry rubs vs marinade, meat selection, cuts of meat, wood chips and pellets, infusion techniques, types of smoking process, temperatures & times, history of smoking and lunch after class. R675pp. Email reservations to booking. smokinjoeribs@gmail.com. Bookings close 27 February 2017 and payment is required to confirm booking. Limited Seating.

Smokin Joe's Rib Shack Catering
7 Troupant Avenue
2191
Thrashers Resurrection with FuZiGiSH
This is gonna be great!
Thrashers Skate Park
Pretoria
South Africa
The Green Craft Beer Festival

On the 4th of March 2017 The Green. LIVE and the Green Craft Bar Modderfontein, are proud to announce their next craft beer festival with more than ten local craft breweries, delicious food and the best local entertainment.


The craft brewery scene has exploded all over the country and we will be attempting to break our previous record of 5 530 cups played at a beer pong game in one day.


Brewers and bands will be announced soon so be sure to keep an eye on our page for further details or visit the Green Craft Bar at The Modderfontein Golf Club.


Tickets are R150 plus booking fee and is available from:

http://greenlive.nutickets.co.za/greencraftbeerfestival


Craft Breweries

- Darling Brew
- Mad Giant
- Devil's Peak Brewing Company
- Brannas Draught
- Rekorderlig Cider
- Aces Brew Worx
- Stimela Brewing Co.
- SMACK! Republic Brewing Co.
- Growler Brewing Co.
- TBC

Live Entertainment

- Trevor Rebello
- Justin Serrao
- The Urban Village
- Bad Peter
- Rubber Duc

Food Vendors

- TBC
- TBC
- TBC
- TBC
- TBC
- TBC
- TBC

Children under 12 are welcome free of charge accompanied by an adult,

No 13 – 17 year olds.

No food or drinks allowed through the gates – we have a marvelous selection of healthy, delicious options tailored for your enjoyment.


Disclaimer:

You enter the premises and surrounding facilities at your own risk. The Green. LIVE, its owners, agents, staff, sponsors and management will not be responsible for any death, loss, injury and / or damage of any nature whatsoever, irrespective how such death, loss, injury and / or damage occurs, regardless whether such death, loss, injury and / or damage is caused through any act or omission by The Green. LIVE, its owners, agents, staff, sponsors or management.

Gillooly's Farm
Boeing Road West
Bedfordview
2008
South Africa
Improv Intensive Workshop

Due to huge demand Jittery Citizens will be running a two day intensive workshop for people wanting to learn storytelling / Long form improv techniques.


Participants will explore the fundamental principles of Iong form improvisation and story telling techniques. Whether you are a seasoned performer or you want to improve your communication skills in the workplace...this ones for you!

Jittery Citizens
Waltham Road
Johannesburg
2016
South Africa
Board Game Party - March

Indulge in over 300 board game demos at our March event.

Last month saw us beat our record at 223 entrants!


New-comers and experienced board gamers welcome. Join other gamers or stick to your own group.


Doors open at 10am.

The entrance fee is R80 for the entire day.

You can purchase tickets at the door.

Address:
Jeppe Quondam
79 Boeing Road East
Bedfordview
.

Over 300 board games will be on display for you to play, ranging from the classic must-haves to the latest heavy releases. You are more than welcome to bring your own games.


Use our "player" flag if you are looking for a player to join you in a game or use the "teacher" flag if you want someone to help teach you the rules. Otherwise you can put both flags up to find someone who wants to play and does not mind teaching.


A bar and resturant will be open the entire day.

No food or drinks other than those purchased at the bar will be allowed into the venue.


Looking forward to seeing you there.

We will keep you updated on the new demos we will be opening!


BRAND NEW DEMOS

We will announce these closer to the time!


Dead Last
Adorable Pandaring
Meow
Red7
We Didn't Play Test This At All

DEMOS LIST

...and then we held hands
4 gods
6 Nimmt!
7 Ronin
7 Wonders
7 Wonders Duel
A Game of Thrones: Hand of the King
Adventure Time Card Wars: Finn vs Jake
Arboretum
Archaeology: The New Expedition
Arctic Scavengers
Arkham Horror card game
Asante
AssassinCon
Babel
Balderdash
Bananagrams
BANG! the duel
Batman Fluxx
Battleline
Battlesheep
Bellz
Betrayal at House on the hill
Between Two Cities
Biblios
Blood Bowl Team Manager
Bohnanza
Broom Service
Bruges
Blood Rage
Cacao
Camel Up
Captain Sonar
Carcassonne
Carcassonne South Seas
Carcassonne Winter Edition
Carcassonne: Over Hill and Dale
Cards Against Humanity
Cash and Guns
Castellion
Castle Panic
Castles of Mad King Ludwig
Cat Tower
Catan
Caverna
Champions of Midgard
Chronicle
Citadels
City of Horror
City of Iron Second Edition
City of Spies: Estoril 1942
Clank
Click Clack Lumber Jack
Coconuts
Codenames
Codenames Pictures
Coloretto
Concept
Coup
Coup Rebellion G54
Cry Havoc
Cyclades
Dark Stories
Dead Man's Draw
Dead of Winter
Deception: Murder In Hong Kong
Dice Heist
Discworld
Dixit
Dixit Jinx
Dixit Odyssey
Doctor Panic
Dominion
Dominion Prosperity
Dominion: Alchemy
Dominion: Guilds and Cornucopia
Dominion: Intrigue
Don't Mess with Cthulhu
Dr Eureka
Dungeon Busters
Dungeon Petz
Eaten By Zombies
Eight Minute Empire: Legends
Eldritch horror
Elysium
Eminent Domain
Epic Card Game

Epic Spell Wars : Rumble at Castle Tentakill

Escape! Curse of the temple
Exploding Kittens
Exploding Kittens NSFW
Fairy Tale Gloom
Fairytale
Final Touch!
Fitzit
Five Tribes
Flip City
For Sale
Forbidden desert
Forbidden Island
Fuse
Galaxy Trucker
Gambit 7
Game of Thrones (Trivia)
Game of Thrones: card game HBO
Garbage Day: Silver Limited Edition
Get Bit Collectors Edition
Ghost Blitz
Ghost Blitz 2.0
Ghost Stories
Gobbit Angry Birds
Gold Ahoy
Grand Austria Hotel
Greedy Greedy Goblins
Grifters
H.M.S. Dolores
Haleakala
Hanabi
Hawaii
Hey That's My Fish!
Hit Z Road
Hive
Hoax
Imhotep
Imperial Settlers
Incan Gold
Inis
Isle of skye
Islebound
Istanbul
Jamaica
Jungle Speed
King of New York
King of Tokyo
Kingdom Builder
Kitty Paw
Kobayakawa
Ladies & Gentlemen
Lanterns
Last Will
Le Havre: The Inland Port
Lemonade Stand
Lewis and Clark
Loony Quest
Looterz
Lords of Waterdeep
Lords of Xidit
Lost Cities
Lotus
Love letter
Love Letter Batman
Love letter: Adventure Time
Luck of the Draw
Machi Koro
Mafia de Cuba
Mafia Vendetta
Mare Nostrum: Empires
Masquerade
Medieval Academy
Memoir 44'
Meteor
Mexica
Mission Red Planet
Mow Money
Mr. Jack
Munchkin Adventure Time
Munchkin Cthulu
Munchkin Deluxe
Munchkin Fu
Munchkin Impossible
Mystery of the Abbey
Mystic Vale
Mythe
Nautilion
New York 1901
Ninja dice (and location cards)
No Thanks!
Nuts!
Oceanos
One Night Revolution
One Night Ultimate Vampire
One night werewolf
One night werewolf: Daybreak
Onitama
Pandemic
Pandemic expansion (On the Brink)
Pandemic Iberia
Pandemic The Cure
Pandemic: Reign of Cthulhu
Parade
Patchwork
Perudo
Pictomania
Puerto Rico
Puzzle Strike
Quadropolis
Quarto
Quartz
Quoridor
Qwixx
ROFL!
Roll for It!
Roll for the galaxy
Rory Story Cubes
Royals
Saboteur
Saboteur 2
Samurai
San Juan
Schotten Totten
Scythe
Sea of Clouds
Seasons
Sentinels of the Multiverse
Shadow Hunters
Sheriff of Nottingham
Sky Tango
Small World
Small World expansion (Realms)
Smash Up
Smash Up: Big Geeky Box
Smash Up: Its All Your Fault!
Snow Tails
Speechless
Splendor
Spyfall
Santorini
Skull
Star Munchkin
Star Realms
Star Realms: Colony Wars
Star Trek catan
Star wars Empire vs Rebellion
Star Wars X-Wing
Steampunk Rally
Stone Age
StoryLine: Fairy Tales
Subdivision
Suburbia
Super Rhino
Superfight
Survive space attack
Survive! Atlantis and Expansions
Sushi Dice
Sushi Go!
Tail Feathers
Takenoko
Tales of the Arabian Nights
Targi
Telestrations
Tempurra
Terraforming Mars
Terror in Meeple City
The Big Book of Madness
The Castles of Burgandy
The downfall of Pompeii
The Dragon & Flagon
The Duke
The Dwarf King
The Grizzled
The last banquet
The Manhattan Project
The Resistance : Avalon
The Rivals for Catan
The Voyages of Marco Polo

The World of Smog: On Her Majestys Service

Thieves Market
Thunder and Lightning
Thunderstone Advance
Ticket to Ride
Ticket to Ride : Europe
Ticket to Ride Nordic Countries
Ticket to Ride: Asia
Ticket to Ride: Rails & Sails
Tides of Madness
Tides of Time
Timeline Challenge
Timeline: Inventions
Tiny Epic Galaxies
Top That!
Tragedy Looper
Trambahn
Treasure Hunter
Trollhalla
Tsuro
Twilight Squabble
Tyrants of the Uderdark
Ultimate werewolf Deluxe
Unexploded Cow
Via Nebula
Viceroy
Warhammer Quest: Adventure Card Game
Wazabi
Welcome Back to the Dungeon
World of Yo Ho
Zany Penguins
Zombicide: Black Plague
Zombie Dice and Expansions
Zooloretto
Jeppe Quondam
79 Boeing Road East Bedfordview
Bedfordview
2007
South Africa
Joburg Prawn Festival

It’s that time of the year again! The new and improved Joburg Prawn Festival takes place at Turffontein Racecourse on Saturday, 4 March and promises to be a great day out for the whole family.


Sink your teeth into delicious prawns with a limited time offer of R199 per 1kg with a sauce, rice and chips and take in the excitement of a day at the races as the Triple Crown springs to life. Live music and kid’s entertainment will ensure that the good times keep rolling.


Entrance to the event is R30 per person, R10 for under-18s.


Tickets for The Joburg Prawn Festival are available from Webtickets. For more information call 011 681 1796 or visit www.itsarush.co.za.


T's&C's apply.
Turffontein Racecourse
Turf Club St
Johannesburg
2190
South Africa
Yamaha Exhibition at Music Experience

In partnership with Yamaha Music South Africa we are proud to present to you an 'Exhibition of Yamaha' right here at Music Experience! The event will be presented by keyboard extraordinaire Marius Mare, and will focus on the new Montage and Reface series of synthesizers.


The workshop will start at 14:00 sharp so be sure to arrive early in order to grab the best seat. For reservations and more information, contact us on info@musicexperience.co.za or 021 510 4591/2.

Music Experience
Cape Town
7405
South Africa
Royal Moscow Ballet

The celebrated Royal Moscow Ballet has, since its foundation in 2002, given more than 983 performances in all the main centres of the world. Royal Moscow Ballet will be returning to South Africa in March 2017 with a brilliant programme: 'Tribute to great Russian Composers, Sergei Rachmaninov, Pyotr Tchaikovsky, Aleksander Borodin'. For the first time, the Children Russian Academy of South Africa will be performing alongside the Russian stars.

Two days only:
Saturday 3 March, 15h00 & 20h00;
Sunday 4 March, 15h00.

Read more at http://www.emperorspalace.com/Promotions/Whats-On/By/Show/royal-moscow-ballet-2017#vJFAGcR3Yc8il44W.99

Emperors Palace
64 Jones Road
Kempton Park
1620
South Africa
Rocking in Stockings - Sundowners
Pickled Willy Events presents

A SHOW NOT BE MISSED. A little somthing to show the guys what the ladies in our scene are made of with a few twists and giggles!!


Prepare yourself for a evening filled with special guest performers in more ways than one. Just about each band will have one guest performing.


All special guests revealed on the evening so its our little secret (Such a woman thing to do)


"Rocking in Stockings" at Sundowners on March 4th featuring live acts,


Posthumous
Riddlebreak
Riot Control
You, Me and the Harmony
Katy Mayor w/Satanic Dagga Orgy
ShutUp! It's Sunday

Cocktails available on the evening (while stocks last)


Entrance - R70
Doors open at 4

PROUDLY SPONSORED BY INKED CHERRY TATTOOS


R.O.A.R

Sundowners (Alberton) is a licensed Alcohol serving venue. NO PRIVATE BEVERAGES ALLOWED.

Sundowners (Alberton)
Corner Kliprivier Drive & Kromvlei Rd
Alberton
2190
South Africa
Bam Bam! Feat Makeovers & More
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Gods son and daughter
The Bohemian • Pub • Pool • Pizza • Music
167 Perth Road Westdene
Johannesburg
South Africa
Tornado Wallace (Running Back / ESP Institute / Beats In Space)
Disco De Moda presents Tornado Wallace!
***dropping an epic 4 hour set!***

First blowing a gale as a forerunner of the new wave of Melbourne dance producers, Tornado Wallace’s distinct and perceptive electronics now find him in a constant rotation of both hemispheres, spending most of the year based in Berlin.


From formative house beginnings, the ESP Institute initiation Thinking Allowed proved Tornado Wallace as a force to be reckoned with – the driving groove and Will Powers stargazing quickly matched by an EP of eco-electro burners on Beats In Space. This two timing continued for another round with ESP issuing the elegant Circadia, while Beats In Space got their churning acid two-tracker Kangaroo Ground/Ferntree Gully.


In tandem, krautback duo Coober Pedy University Band was formed with Otologic’s Tom Moore, who he’d previously stirred up trouble with as fractions of C Grade and Animals Dancing – two long standing parties of undeniable impact on their hometown. Their trance inducing debut on Soft Rocks’ imprint Kinfolk recruited vocals from a lesser known Chet Faker, followed by the bonkers 2014 anthem Kookabura.


After some time in between releases due to an increasingly busy DJ schedule, 2016 saw the release of a Tornado Wallace 12” on Second Circle, sister label to cult Amsterdam archivists Music From Memory, while earlier this year the long overdue and eagerly awaited debut album, Lonely Planet, was released on Gerd Janson’s Running Back.


<3 https://soundcloud.com/tornadowallace <3


He will be supported by residents (Disco Boss) Data Takashi and (Disco Daddy) Chris Keys.


cover: R50-R80+ based on capacity & vibe, the earlier you get there the less you pay... Capacity will be enforced.

R.O.A.R.

a Broaden A New Sound production

About Disco De Moda:

South Africa's purveyors of Modern Disco & then some!

DDM's all about computer love, dancing & feeling electric.


If you don't know "Disco", our uptown vibrations & cosmic DJ delights include:

Disco (Boogie / Italo / Edits / Dubs), New Wave, Electropop / Synth Pop / 80s Pop, Dance Punk, Punk Funk, Slo Mo, Afro, House, Techno, Dub, Balearic, Chillwave, Yacht Rock and of course, all the latest disco infiltrations.

And we are totally down with Prince.

We also enjoy long walks on the beach, sunsets, palm trees & sunglasses at night.

Kitcheners
Corner Juta and De Beer St, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Desmond & the Tutus LIVE at Rumours Rock City
Joburg!

The Tutus first Jozi show of 2017 is at the amazing new RUMOURS ROCK CITY!


SATURDAY 4 MARCH

LINE-UP

DESMOND AND THE TUTUS

The Cosmic Strange

Friends with Leaves

The Capitals

R 80
Tickets at the door
Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Monark Live at The Hard Rock Cafe Johannesburg

One of the best bands in South Africa will be hitting the Hard Rock Sandton stage on Saturday 4 March 2017.


Performing as a 4-piece band, Monark deliver something completely fresh and unique, and are setting trends sonically and stirring up tastes in the South African music landscape. Having dominated the South African airwaves with their first 2 singles, Smiling (5FM Top 3) and Build It Up (5FM Top 5, and #1 on Jacaranda FM, Highveld/KFM, Algoa FM, OFM)


Joining them we have the talented Josie Field and the new kids on the block Jerry And The Bandits - All info below:


LINEUP:
8PM - Jerry And The Bandits
9PM - Josie Field
10PM - Monark

🗓 4 March 2017
🏠 Hard Rock Cafe Johannesburg

🎟 R80 Pre Sale or R100 at the door on the night

⏰ 19:00
☎️ Enquiries: +27 72 651 2921
Hard Rock Cafe Johannesburg
Nelson Mandela Sq
Sandton
2146
South Africa
Red Helen Album Launch Tour - Aandklas (PTA)

The Pretoria leg of the tour supporting the launch of their debut album 'Trading Past For Pathways'


With support from friends:
Facing the Gallows and I AM

Entrance: R40
(Pay at the door)

First 30 people through the door get a FREE can of Monster Energy!


Merch On Sale:
Albums: R100
T-shirts: R160

Discount Deals:

-Entrance+physical album = R120 (Save R20)

-Entrance+physical album+t-shirt = R260 (Save R40)

Aandklas Hatfield
Cnr. Prospect Rd & 494 Hilda St, Hatfield
Pretoria
0028
South Africa
The Black Cat Bones LIVE at The Hard Rock Cafe Pretoria

Join us on 4 March 2017 - For one of the best live blues rock bands in this country! Known for the incredible performances, The BLACK CAT BONES will take you on a rock n roll journey of a lifetime.


Joining them on stage will be power act Tuin and the epic Dirty Moonshine as well as the new kids on the block Following Fiction


LINEUP:
7PM - Following Fiction
8PM - Tuin
9PM - Dirty Moonshine
10PM - The BLACK CAT BONES

🗓 4 March 2017
🏠 Hard Rock Cafe Pretoria
🎟 R60 at the door!
⏰ 19:00
☎️ Enquiries: +27 82 881 1570
Hard Rock Cafe Pretoria
Shop G167, Menlyn Park Shopping Centre. CNR Atterbury RD & Rios Avenue,
Pretoria
0081
South Africa
Bam-bam!
08:00 Runaway Nuns
09:00 Tiger
10:00 Pollinator
11:00 Make-Overs
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Kaya FM & Bassline Live Present: Thandiswa Mazwai: The Belede Ex

Kaya FM and Bassline Live Present, is the new musical series everyone is buzzing about, being held at The Lyric Theatre at Gold Reef City. Originally based at Newtown’s old Bassline venue, the series has happily moved and in doing so, set the bar on entertainment higher than ever before.

The series kicked off in spectacular fashion this past weekend, with a sold out show headlined by Soweto’s finest The Soil with support by the smooth and talented Jobie Clarke.


The memorable show has fans excited to see what the March booking will be. We are proud to announce one of the countries fiercest songstress’ will be taking the stage to wow the audience with her outstanding stage show, impeccable singing talent and brand new repertoire of songs – THANDISWA MAZWAI.


On the 4th March, The Belede Experience will see Ms. Mazwai in her prime, supported by an all-star trio of our finest jazz talent, namely Nduduzo Makhathini, Herbie Tsoaeli and Ayanda Sikade.


Kaya FM 95.9 is instrumental in the promotion of live music, giving a unique platform to local and international artist on its multimedia platforms. The Kaya FM and Bassline Live present series featuring a doyenne of Afro-soul is a unique opportunity to experience Thandiswa Mazwai in her element. Listen to Kaya FM 95.9 for exclusive artist interviews in the week leading up to the concert and get more event information on kayafm.co.za.


Released to critical and commercial acclaim in late 2016, the long awaited new album features South African Jazz standards re-imagined by a singer at the peak of her creative powers, and who needs no introduction to music lovers. Thandiswa is looking forward to playing these songs in stripped down and intimate setting, which The Lyric Theatre duly provides, whilst maintaining a high quality, luxurious feel, making any night there out a reason to bring out the glad rags and look your best.

Bassline Live has had a long-standing, special relationship with this musical icon – and we are thrilled to have her representing us, our partners and our sponsors at this prestigious event and remaining a firm favourite in the Kaya FM and Bassline Live Presents family.


This series is proudly supported by Old Mutual as exclusive financial services partner, and SAB.


Tickets range from R200-R400 and are available NOW at Computicket.

Tickets are limited and predicted to move fast – book now to avoid disappointment.

The Lyric Theatre @ Gold Reef City
Johannesburg
South Africa
Prescription. EP 1 Feat. PHFAT and Popartlive

It's time to fill your musical prescription, something to numb the pain, something to make you feel better. What better than a night of phenomenal electronic sounds and great vibes with like-minded music lovers.

Come dance with us at Prescription episode 1!


Featuring:
PHFAT
Popartlive
Revivolution
Bongani Zulu
Don Trillby
Kimon Rayne

Tickets: http://breakout.nutickets.co.za/4321

Phase 1: R80 (excl ticket fees)
Phase 2: R120 (excl ticket fees)


No Illegal Substances
R.O.A.R
Goodluck bar 1fox Street
Johannesburg
South Africa
Together SA feat Frank Casino (Live)

TOGETHER in association with NICCI BEACH presents:


Frank Casino LIVE!

No introduction needed for the new Kid on the block, FRANK CASINO has torn up the industry as we know it and left the BIG DOGS speechless. We bring the biggest TRAPSTAR to Johannesburg's hottest venue for the first time ever, trust us we are shutting THE BEACH down and WE WANT THE WHOLE THING!


Supported by a FIRE line up:

Vato Kayde
Chrizz Beatz SA
Kyle Cassim
Vin Groovin
Twins On Decks SA
Jose Rocha
GOLDEN LOCK

Pre sale tickets available from webtickets aswell as various agents for R110 or at the door for R150.


Table bookings available for R1200. Includes entrance for 4 + 1 Bottle & 12 mixers. bookings: shene@lushproductions.co.za



Doors open at 20:00pm

T O G E T H E R
NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE
Wild Waters Complex, 1 Margaret Ln
Boksburg
1459
South Africa
The Big 5 Comedy Show - Cape Town

The Big 5 Comedy Show returns by popular demand, this time to the Grand Arena in Cape Town on the 4th of March 2017!



The Big 5 Comedy Show, which played to sold-out houses when presented in October 2016, is set to return by popular demand, this time to the Grand Arena at GrandWest on the 4th of March 2017 at 8pm, for a hilarious one night only!



Starring 5 of South Africa`s funniest, Stuart Taylor, Joey Rasdien, Barry Hilton, Kagiso Lediga and Loyiso Gola, the Big 5 Comedy Show will once again showcase a top group of comedians along with award-winning DJ Ready D. Kicking off their 2017 national tour, The Big 5 Comedy Show is a Cape Town first, so brace yourself for a hilarious and feel-good night out.



Tickets cost between R170 - R300, with bookings through Computicket or 0214217695. Advance booking is recommended. PG16

GrandWest Casino and Entertainment World
1 Jakes Gerwel Drive
Goodwood
7460
South Africa
Undercover Rocks Cool Runnings again!

Catch us again for some Rock and a bit of Roll! Drink specials, awesome vibes and classic R n R!

Cool Runnings - Centurion
120 Ivan Avenue
Centurion
0127
South Africa
Blacks Only Comedy Capture

Blacks Only Comedy Show enters its Fourteenth Year!


Real Concerts proudly presents Blacks Only, the biggest comedy show in the country. What started as a one-night only comedy show in 2004, Blacks Only Comedy is now in its fourteenth year, with shows occurring 3 or 4 times a year.


Blacks Only kicks off 2017 with our latest relevant theme, Blacks Only Comedy Capture. Slated for Saturday, March 4th, 2017 at Centre Court, Emperors Palace. Doors open at 7pm; show at 8pm. Director, producer, MC & comedian David Kau will reprise his role as MC for the event. The evening will also showcase award-winning comedians as well as some fresh talent.

Featuring:

Noko Moswete: Comedy came easy for this Limpopo born, TuT Language Practice graduate. Her professional career started when she met a group of Pretoria based comedians, Comedy Society last year in May. The group travelled with her to various gigs where she did open spots and had a steady rise. Within a few months, Noko was getting amazing feedback from the audience and the media, and this led to her becoming a sought after MC at weddings and other corporate and social events. As her audience grows, Noko always tries to find new ways to keep her fans in stitches and wanting more.


Ndumiso Lindi: Known for his trade mark hat, funky urban stylish look and brilliant impersonation of the Madiba Jive, Ndumiso Lindi is regarded as one of South Africa’s top black comedians. After regular successful performances on the local comedy circuit, Ndumiso won as the Best Newcomer in the Red Bull Comedy AllStars Comedy Challenge in 2004.

An entertainer with flair, Ndumiso delves into honest observations of everyday life in South Africa; the diversity of South African cultures; as well as the uniqueness of black people. Painting the nation from a young black mans point of view, this talented man is well on his way to the top!


Conrad Koch: Conrad is South Africa’s top comedy ventriloquist and a double International Emmy nominated comedian. His most famous puppet, Chester Missing, has won numerous awards in his own right, including being the first recipient of the Ahmed Kathrada Foundation’s Anti-Racism Award. Conrad has appeared at most of South Africa’s biggest comedy events, and has done so internationally, including at the prestigious Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. The truth is, with a master’s degree in social anthropology, talking to puppets was his only career option.


Robby Collins: In relatively no time at all, Robby Collins has risen from a lanky, long-limbed actor on the Durban theatre circuit, to an artist of high acclaim – not just a nation-touring comedian with his own one-man show but also an Emmy-nominated writer and feature film actor. The sincerity of Robby’s material is matched only by that of his stage presence. His is the kind of comedy that seeks out the funny in otherwise painful experiences. With his success in the comedy arena, his role on local soapie, Rhythm City and his writing track record, it’s clear that Robby Collins has far surpassed the label of promising talent.


Loyiso Madinga: Loyiso Madinga may be small in stature but he’s definitely not short on jokes. This rural raised boy has quickly risen to being a certified international comic. He travelled the country on Trevor Noah’s Nationwild tour and represented SA at the Montreux Comedy Festival, Switzerland, and Busan Comedy Festival, Korea. His debut one man show, Born Free-ish, was a four night, sold out success. And he’s as comfortable on screen as he is on stage. Loyiso has written and performed on the two-time Emmy finalist satire show, Late Nite News with Loyiso Gola and also written and performed on the hit sketch show, Bantu Hour.


Roni Modimola: Roni Modimola is one of South Africa’s fastest rising superstars in the comedy field. He is a regular at major comedy venues across the country, and regularly makes appearances on TV shows such as “Phat Joe Live” and “Comedy Showcase”. Roni crosses cultural borders as he touches the funny bones of a variety of audiences both locally and internationally. His talent includes making some of the most obscure scenarios hilarious. Known for his dry sense of humour and his laugh, Roni can charm any audience with his wit.


Blacks Only Comedy Show is no stranger to edgy topics and close to the bone humour, and #ComedyCapture promises not to disappoint.


You won’t want to miss these non-stop laughs!

Tickets available from R295 on sale now at Computicket.com/ 083 915 8000


#BlacksOnlyComedyShow
Emperors Palace
64 Jones Road
Kempton Park
1620
South Africa
ASHES (BE) & Friends // The Winston Pub // 4th March
NoiseFix Proudly Presents

Ashes (Belgium) // South Africa Tour 2017


The boys are back in town! Belgium's hardcore machine, Ashes will be making their second trip to South Africa this March.


This tour follows the release of their debut full-length, 2016's Lost In A Haze, which was released on FAREWELL RECORDS.


The tour will be supported by one of South Africa's loudest, slam / death metal outfit Vulvodynia for all dates.


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Saturday - 4th MARCH 2017

The Winston Pub
R50 Entrance

8:30pm - Write off
9.00pm - Codes
9.45pm - Your Cynical Sanity
10.30pm - Vulvodynia
11.15pm - Ashes (BE)

Merch on Sale

Support touring bands. Spread the word

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Links:

Ashes: https://www.facebook.com/Asheshcband/


Vulvodynia: https://www.facebook.com/vulvodyniaslam/


Thanks to FAREWELL RECORDS, LACERATED ENEMY records and SLAM WORLDWIDE.

The Winston Pub
9 Clark Rd
Durban
4001
South Africa
Sunday March 05 2017 Day 30°C Night 17°C light rain
Park Acoustics presents Matthew Mole, Alice Phoebe Lou and more!

Welcome to the second installment of Park Acoustics for the year. We've got a romantic line up featuring Matthew Mole, Alice Phoebe Lou, Josh Kempen, Sean Kock Trio, Tristen Beer and Half 'n Half.


Comedy line up will have you laughing while the sun sets with Mum-Z, Prins and Carl Joshua Ncube.


Please note - No under 18's will be allowed except if you're accompanied by your parents. Proof of identification required, no copies, photo's or temporary documents. Also no glass are permitted into the festival area, please buy cans or decant in plastic bottles.


Park Acoustics program:

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Southern Comfort Stage
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Hosted by Africa's Most Hilarious Host - Nqoba King


10:00 Gates open
11:00 Tristen Beer
12:05 Sean Koch Trio
13:10 Josh Kempen
14:15 Alice Phoebe Lou
15:30 Matthew Mole
16:30 DJ Half 'n half

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Sunset Comedy Stage 16:30 – 18:00
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Mum-Z
Prins
Carl Joshua Ncube (Zim)

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Price:
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R120.00 online (Only 1200 available)
R150.00 at the door

Free for children under the age of 6 (six)

R15 per vehicle, (paid at the main entrance to the nature reserve)

Please note this event is up in the Fort, we only have 2000 tickets available.


We've got student tickets available for R100 at Capital Craft, Aandklas Hatfield & Arcade Food Bar at Open Window in Irene if you show your valid student card.

*Only one discounted ticket per student card.


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Prohibited items:
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Weapons
Illegal substances
Domestic animals
Bad vibes
Glass

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Facilities available:
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Two stages
Bar
Food stalls
Market at Park
Toilets
Soft green grass
360° view of Pretoria

Nature trails for hiking and mountain biking

Voortrekker Monument (pay separately)
Art expo
Comedy stage
Braai facilities

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HotBox Express
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HotBox Express will be offering a bus shuttle service during the day. The departure station is at the bottom of the hill at the Voortrekker Monument picnic parking area. The shuttle will leave every 10min from 10:00 till 15:00. It will break for 40min and then will start again at 15:40 for the descent. The last bus will be at 18:30.


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BraaiBoy Corner
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Due to space constraints and health & safety to others we have to stop people from bringing in their own braai, gas and potjie equipment. Park Acoustics and BraaiBoy joined forces and will now provide you with a professional braai facility all under the watchful eye of BraaiBoy. He will make sure that the fire is always hot, offer braaing tips and some braai recipes.

So bring some meat along and have some fun in the sun with BraaiBoy or bring some cash along and buy the chow he has already prepared.


For more information:
www.facebook.com/BraaiBoy

Disclaimer:

You enter the premises and surrounding facilities at your own risk. Park Acoustics cc, its owners, agents, staff, sponsors and management will not be responsible for any death, loss, injury and / or damage of any nature whatsoever, irrespective how such death, loss, injury and / or damage occurs, regardless whether such death, loss, injury and / or damage is caused through any act or omission by Park Acoustics cc, its owners, agents, staff, sponsors or management.

Park Acoustics
Voortrekker Monument
Pretoria
0157
South Africa
Opening of the potter of the month - Ashleigh Christelis

Ashleigh Christelis is the Association of Arts Pretoria's Potter of the Month for March 2017. She works mainly in porcelain, alternating between the lithographic process of printing and copper carbonates on the surface of the clay, focusing mainly on porcelain's whiteness and translucency. Her exhibition runs until 28 March 2017.


The opening of the Potter of the Month coincides with the monthly Pretoria Art Meander when the gallery is open from 10h00 to 13h00 on the first Sunday of the month.

Association of Arts Pretoria
173 Mackie Street, Nieuw Muckleneuk
Pretoria
0181
South Africa
Sunday Picnic & Live Music #Booknow
Once a month on a Sunday
CASA TOSCANA’S GARDEN TENTED VENUE

Bookings essential
Bookings limited to 60 guests

Entrance fee to be paid online when booking your spot : R70.00 per person


11:00 – 15:00

LIGHT LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY WEEK
DeeVah will perform on this day
Casa Toscana Lodge
5 Darlington rd
Pretoria
0081
South Africa
Monark, The Motherland, IV4 & Ashlinn Gray Live at Social

WOW - Are you ready for this one? Join us on Sunday 5 March 2017! BOOKINGS ESSENTIAL: 011 706 7115 - FREE ENTRANCE


LINEUP:
2PM - Ashlinn Gray
3PM - The Motherland
4PM - IV4
5PM - Monark
Social on Main
1 Posthouse Street
Bryanston
2021
South Africa
Be The Jah feat Jah Worx & the Mountaineers
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Sunday Blues Acoustics feat. Larry Amos & Friends

Our second monthly event, SUNDAY BLUES ACOUSTICS will be taking place at Cafe Barcelona, PTA on Sunday 5 March 2017, 12h30 - 16h00.

Join us for a lovely meal or just a few drinks, wtih LEGENDARY SA ARTIST, SIR LARRY AMOS, where he'll invite some of his muso friends to join him on stage. Don't miss out on this great opportunity to support Larry, before he takes off on tour to KZN.


Date: Sunday 5 March 2017

Time: 12h30 - 16h00

Venue: Cafe Barcelona
53 Thomson Street, Colbyn, Pretoria
http://www.cafebarcelona.co.za/

Tickets / Entry: R100 pp

To book tickets, please contact the venue directly: 012 430 2495.

For any queries, please contact Charlie King: 081 582 9265


About Larry:

Knows ast "THE BEST BLUES GUITARIST IN THE COUNTRY" ...

Check out this link for Larry Amos Biography:

http://www.rock.co.za/files/larry_amos.html


Larry's Friends to guest perform with him on stage:


Charlie King Blues:

Check out Charlie's Muso FB page for her Biography:

https://www.facebook.com/pg/Charlie-King-Blues-118528578233086/about/?ref=page_internal

Youtube Acoustic video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vHg1ALnQJU


More guest artists to be confirmed! Watch this space!

Cafe Barcelona Gigs
53 Thomson Street Colbyn
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Spaza Art's 16th Birthday Bash

Wow -we are celebrating our birthday with a bash of note

!We have musicians lined up .
An exhibition of minitures
Lekker food
Drinks

And new people to meet -so do come and join us -and don't forget to diarise this date!

Spaza Art Gallery
19 Wilhelmina street Troyeville
Johannesburg
2094
South Africa
A Taste of the South featuring "Texas"

A Down Home Real Texan BBQ in Fourways, R350/pp or R1300 for a table of 4. Menu: Low & Slow Cooked Angus Beef Brisket/Beef Ribs, BBQ Baked Beans with bacon, Grilled Corn in Silks, Texas Blue Cheese Slaw, Potato Salad, Cobb Salad, Texas Toast and Cornbread Muffins, Dessert: White Peach Bellini Cobbler topped with Ice Cream and Texas Sheet Cake.

This is an" Eat till you Drop" style buffet . Advanced booking essential, limited seating. Cut-off date is 5 February 2017. We only sell cold drinks so please feel free to bring your own adult beverages

Dalberry Guest House
7 Troupant Ave Magaliessig
Johannesburg
2067
South Africa
Daniel de Wet Masters Preview Concert

Since 2013 I have been deeply exploring the world and concepts of one of my mentors and guru, Malcolm Braff. This performance is the result of that exploration, and I am excited to share it with you. The concert programme includes rhythmically infused classical, jazz, ethnic and modern musical material, much of which is centered around improvisation.


The exceptional musicians I am working with for this recital have worked on this material for the love of the music. This pre-concert is an informal event aimed at sharing what we found with you. I am making the concert very accessible to the Kingsmead community in an effort to inspire and promote music making in the youth that I work with there. However, the event is open to any and all music lovers in a bid to share creative and artistic music in our city of Johannesburg.


The band includes two previous Standard Bank young artists, Shane Cooper (bass) and Siya Makuzeni (voice), and highly recognized drummer Siphiwe Shiburi.


The main seating is directly around the band creating a more formal concert experience for those serious music listeners at R80 a ticket. These seats are limited. The second option is to picnic on the lawn for those of you who just want to relax with some good music. Bring a blanket and a basket with some goodies. Entrance to the lawn will be R40 for the general public, and R10 for Kingsmead girls. The concert is 90 minutes long. All tickets are available at the door.


I would like to thank everyone at Wits that has helped me get to this point, and also a big thank you to ProHelvetia for making it possible to connect with Mr Braff in the way that I have.

Kingsmead College
132 Oxford Road
Johannesburg
2196
South Africa
Francois van Coke & Karen Zoid - Kirstenbosch, Cape Town

Francois van Coke & Karen Zoid is terug by Kirstenbosch in 2017

Sien jou daar!

Kry jou kaartjies nou. 2016 se show het uitverkoop.

Kaartjies - http://bit.ly/2eUgbL8

HIERDIE IS DIE LEWE is out now! Proudly supported by Jagermeister & Red Bull Studios.


Get it on iTunes or Google Play: http://smarturl.it/hierdieisdielewe


http://francoisvancoke.co.za/
Kirstenbosch Summer Sunset Concerts
Kirstenbosch National Botanical Garden, Rhodes Drive, Newlands
Cape Town
7708
South Africa
Monday March 06 2017 Day 28°C Night 17°C light rain
Muso Mondays!

Have you always wanted to jam with friends but can never find the time. Or maybe you're just looking to jam with other musicians to improve you craft. Either way, here's a night where we can all come together to make music.


Entrance is free and for all muso's that play, they will get 40% off their tab!!!


We're kicking things off at 6:30 with the Rumours House Band doing some improv then we see where the night takes us. Just bring your instrument, we have the stage, the amps and the space.

Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Tuesday March 07 2017 Day 27°C Night 15°C light rain
The Candlelight Sessions - Intolerably Awesome

FREE live acoustic music every Tuesday evening. A stage is setup next to a candlelit bar/lounge area to keep you close to the entertainment and your drinks all night! Displaying some of the best local acoustic talent!


Line Up TBA
Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Beer Tasting at Stanley Beer Yard

Join us at Stanley Beer Yard for a fun-filled evening of #craftbeer tasting. Led by two certified beer judges, you will get to taste and learn about 6 different beer styles.

Tickets are R50
Call 011 482 5791 to book.
Stanley Beer Yard
44 Stanley Ave
Johannesburg
2092
South Africa
ASHES (BE) & Friends // Warriors Pub // 7th March
NoiseFix Proudly Presents

ASHES - SA Tour 2k17 (Belgium) // South Africa Tour 2017


The boys are back in town! Belgium's hardcore machine, Ashes will be making their second trip to South Africa this March.


This tour follows the release of their debut full-length, 2016's Lost In A Haze, which was released on FAREWELL RECORDS.


The tour will be supported by one of South Africa's loudest, slam / death metal outfit Vulvodynia for all dates.


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TUESDAY - 7th MARCH 2017

WARRIORS PUB - Showgrounds, Currie Ave, Bloemfontein

R30 Entrance

8pm - Hädar
8.30pm - Berean
9pm - Dreams Of Nightmares
9.45pm - Vulvodynia
10.30pm - Ashes (BE)

Merch on Sale!

Support touring bands. Spread the word. Invite your friends.


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Links:

Ashes: https://www.facebook.com/Asheshcband/


Vulvodynia: https://www.facebook.com/vulvodyniaslam/


Thanks to FAREWELL RECORDS , LACERATED ENEMY records and SLAM WORLDWIDE.

Warriors Pub & Grill
Showgrounds,curie avenue
Bloemfontein
9301
South Africa
Wednesday March 08 2017 Day 26°C Night 17°C light rain
Double Whammy Book Launch

Double Whammy on the 8 March. A tragic child who lived a life of Pain (a genetic disease, Osteopetrosis) Rika Bauer shares her book My Journey with Gregory and her husband Advocate John Bauer who wrote the book 'MURDERER' OSCAR, A helpless cripple or a narcissist with a chip on his shoulder? This is going to be a night to remember....

Skoobs, Theatre of Books
Shop 74 Montecasino Boulevald,Fourways
Johannesburg
2055
South Africa
Prime Circle - Let The Night In Tour
08 Mar - (Wed) - 20:00
Price: R200

Prime Circle has released a deluxe edition of their acclaimed 2014 album Let the Night In, that coincided with their European tour that included festival appearances alongside Iron Maiden, Garbage, Slayer and Iggy Pop. Let the night in – Deluxe Edition is the band’s first official European release, and went on sale globally on Friday, 13 May 2016 ahead of their multi-date tour of Germany and Austria. It features the 13 tracks from the two-time South African Music Award-winning album Let the Night In, including the singles Gone and Doors, as well as four new original songs and a live, unplugged version of the title track, Let the Night In. The first single, Ghosts, was released on radio on 4 April 2016. The release of the 18-track Let the Night In – Deluxe Edition sees a further progression of the band’s ever-evolving rock sound, which has ventured into bold new places since Prime Circle was formed 15 years ago. “The album marked a change of style for the band, and the extra tracks add a little more grit,” says Learmonth. “They are certainly not B-sides – they take the album to another level.” Fans who already own the Let the Night In album have the option to purchase the individual new tracks online, but Learmonth says the principal aim of the deluxe edition is to make a strong impression on the European market. The band has been making steady inroads on the European continent, touring there regularly over the past few years. • Prime Circle are: Ross Learmonth (guitar and vocals); Marco Gomes (bass); Dale Schnettler (drums); Neil Breytenbach (keyboards) and Dirk Bisschoff (guitar)

Barnyard, Cresta
Cresta Shopping Centre
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
Skarlaken - CD Launch, R120

“Skarlaken is a South African New Country duo with singers Fredric Dacomb and Tanya Jansen. As virtuoso artists in their right, singing together bring a powerful explosion on stage. Their songs consist of a great variety of up-tempo, pop and rock genres, to more smoother love ballads in Afrikaans and English. Audiences of all ages will be intrigued and captured by the fresh and new sound of this group.


The album “Skarlaken”, was written by Lientjie Sothmann and produced by Johan Kelber. We are very excited to share our product with you!”

Centurion Theatre
123 Amkor Road
Centurion
0157
South Africa
ASHES (BE) & Friends // SSS Top Bar // 8th March
NoiseFix Proudly Presents

Ashes (Belgium) // South Africa Tour 2017


The boys are back in town! Belgium's hardcore machine, Ashes will be making their second trip to South Africa this March.


This tour follows the release of their debut full-length, 2016's Lost In A Haze, which was released on FAREWELL RECORDS.


The tour will be supported by one of South Africa's loudest, slam / death metal outfit Vulvodynia for all dates.


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Wednesday - 8th MARCH 2017

SSS Top Bar
R20 Entrance

9.30pm - Vulvodynia
10.15pm - Ashes (BE)

Merch on Sale

Support touring bands. Spread the word

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Links:

Ashes: https://www.facebook.com/Asheshcband/


Vulvodynia: https://www.facebook.com/vulvodyniaslam/


Thanks to FAREWELL RECORDS, LACERATED ENEMY records and SLAM WORLDWIDE.

Slipstream Sports Bar
19 New Street
Grahamstown
6139
South Africa
Thursday March 09 2017 Day 25°C Night 15°C light rain
Ride Away Jester

Follow: https://www.facebook.com/RideAwayb/


A collaboration of acoustic singer/songwriters, the Ride Away Concert Tour hosts Stefan Jester at Café Barcelona, Pretoria.

Cafe Barcelona Gigs
53 Thomson Street Colbyn
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Literary Crossroads: Fred Khumalo/SA & Folu Agoi/Nigeria

Topic: The course of history and its inflicted casualties - the struggle of the individual for autonomy and survival and its depiction in contemporary African literature.


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Literary Crossroads is a series of talks where South African writers meet colleagues from all over the continent and from the African diaspora to discuss trends, topics and themes prevalent in their literatures today. The series is curated by Indra Wussow and Sine Buthelezi.


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Fred Khumalo

Fred Khumalo is the author of #ZuptasMustFall and Other Rants, Bitches’ Brew (which won the European Union Literary Prize 2006 and has been taught at UCT and UJ) and Seven Steps to Heaven, now a setwork at University of South Africa. His autobiography Touch My Blood was shortlisted for the Alan Paton Prize for Non-fiction 2007. A stage adaptation of the book opened to full houses at the annual Grahamstown National Arts Festival in 2007, and was also performed at the Market Theatre in Johannesburg.


He holds an MA Creative Writing from the University of the Witwatersrand, a National Diploma in Journalism from the Durban University of Technology and was a Fellow at the Nieman Foundation for Journalism at Harvard University (2011 – 2012). Having worked in the media for 28 years, he has won numerous awards for his journalistic work.

His unpublished novel Run, Run, Run was shortlisted for the inaugural Half The World Global Literati Award 2016.


He has held residencies at the Maison des Ecrivains Etrangers et des Traducteurs (The House of Foreign Writers and Translators) in St. Nazaire, France; the Academy of the Arts of the World in Cologne, Germany; the Johannesburg Institute for Advanced Study and the Stellenbosch Institute for Advanced Study. His novel Dancing the Death Drill, inspired by and based upon the sinking of the SS Mendi, was simultaneously released in South Africa and the UK in February 2017, to coincide with the centenary commemoration of the historic sinking.


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Folu Agoi

Folu Agoi – born Foluso Adedoyin Agoi on Tuesday, June 8, 1965, at Ipe-Akoko, Ondo State, Nigeria – is a creative (and academic) writer, critic, literature activist, book editor and teacher.


Vice-President of PEN Nigeria (i.e. the Nigerian Centre of PEN International), erstwhile Chairman of Association of Nigerian Authors, ANA, Lagos Branch (March 13, 2004 – October 13, 2007), media consultant (coordinator of Bookshelf, a popular literary magazine aired on LTV Ikeja until 2011), member of the editorial team of The Sun Literary Review (2011 – 2012), winner of BBC Poetry Competition (February, 2001, with the poems ‘He Died’ and ‘I Seek a Woman’) and several other awards, including Prof Wole Soyinka Award for Literature (2007) and Mother Drum Golden Award for Excellence 2012, Agoi, whose critical essays, besides poems and book reviews, have featured in several publications – including The Sun newspaper and several other major newspapers in Nigeria, has taught English Language and Literature in some post-primary and tertiary institutions in Nigeria – including Corona Secondary School, Agbara; Greensprings School, Anthony Village, Lagos; Adeniran Ogunsanya College of Education (School of Part-Time Studies), Lagos; Ekiti State University, Ado-Ekiti (Sandwich Degree Programme; in collaboration with Adeniran Ogunsanya College of Education), and the External System of Lagos State University, LASU.


He is currently a lecturer at the Department of English, School of Languages, Michael Otedola College of Primary Education (MOCPED), Epe, Lagos, Nigeria. Also a guest lecturer of English and creative writing at National Broadcast Academy, NBA (formerly Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria [FRCN] Training School), GRA, Ikeja, Lagos, his published works include:


1. Service to Fatherland (a collection of poems, 2013). Lagos: FLAG Publications. ISBN 978 –978 – 48195 – 6 – 5;

2. An Offering of Olive – An Anthology of Peace Literature (ed., 2004). Lagos: FLAG Publications. ISBN 978 – 34398 – 3 – 9;

3. More Candid Lyrics – Another Anthology of Lyrical Poetry (2001). Lagos: FLAG Publications. ISBN 978 – 34398 – 2 – 0;

4. Candid Lyrics – An Anthology of Lyrical Poetry (2000). Lagos: FLAG Publications. ISBN 978 – 34398 – 1 – 2;

5. Towards Effective Use of English – A Grammar of Modern English (1999; revised in 2003 and 2006). Lagos: FLAG Publications. ISBN 978 – 34398 – 6 – 3.


He has attended several local and international conferences, one of which was Christopher Okigbo International Conference – a Multidisciplinary Celebration of Christopher Okigbo’s Legacy – held from Sept 19 to Sept 23, 2007, at Harvard University, Cambridge; Boston University, Commonwealth Avenue, Boston; and University of Massachusetts, 100 Morrissey Boulevard, Boston, USA, where he delivered a scholarly paper entitled Gender in Christopher Okigbo’s Poetry.


He was one of the 7 writers from different African countries who visited Germany (Hamburg, Leipzig and Berlin) in November 2014 (from 23 to 30) on the invitation of German PEN, an event sponsored by the Foreign Office / Visitors Program of the Federal Republic of Germany. The highlights of the programme included visits to the Leipzig Institute of Literature (coordinated by Prof. Haslinger), Leipzig Bookfair (coordinated by Direktor Oliver Zille), Literaturhaus Hamburg (Programmleitung/Presse), the editors of Die ZEIT (Ulrich Greiner, Elisabeth von Thadden), and interactions with German writers (such as German PEN’s honorary presidents Günter Grass and Christoph Hein), and representatives of the Foreign Office.


Folu Agoi’s poetry, much of which is quite accessible to the ordinary mind, is based mostly on contemporary political, economic and socio-cultural issues, as they affect humanity in general. His poems, apart from trying to chronicle current events in and around his immediate environment, clamour for social reform. The use of sarcasm and humour is the hallmark of his poetry. Some of his works are published in a special electronic collection featured on the internet at www.poetry.com. The International Library of Poetry has also presented some of his poems (including ‘Of What Use Is This Goose?’, ‘Crystal Ball’ and ‘What Is Power?’) on the recording The Sound of Poetry (produced in several volumes, available on CD and cassette).

Goethe-Institut Johannesburg
119 Jan Smuts Avenue - Parkwood
Johannesburg
2193
South Africa
Comedy Rock Room presents Simmi Arrad & guests

A Society of Comedy presnts another amaozing show.

Simmi Areff who is the Kanya of Comedy
Hosted by BeachBody
Featuring
Jay De Almeida
Rocky RawKeey Ramodipa

DOORS 6pm
SHOW 8.30pm
COVER: R30 pre-booked; R40 on the door

VENUE: 1/2 prize pizza, drinks and amazing fun!


Brought to you by Railways Cafe ASOC - A Society of Comedy & Glen Bo Show


(18) please book!
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
The Antidote

Set in a non-specific maximum security prison, The Antidote investigates the high level and impact of crime in South Africa. The audience is challenged to consider the true nature of the prison system and who it really serves- are they becoming mafia havens or places of reform? Through the journey of The Antidote, questions of gangsterism, reformation exercises, the nature of imprisonment and finally the question of a possible antidote to this social ill are considered.


Presented by Applause Theatre Company
Written and Directed by Simemezelo Xulu

9-11 March at 8pm
12 March at 3:30pm

Tickets R100 at the door (R80 online)
P.O.P. Art
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
ASHES (BE) & Friends // The Music Kitchen // 9th March
NoiseFix Proudly Presents

Ashes (Belgium) // South Africa Tour 2017


The boys are back in town! Belgium's hardcore machine, Ashes will be making their second trip to South Africa this March.


This tour follows the release of their debut full-length, 2016's Lost In A Haze, which was released on FAREWELL RECORDS.


The tour will be supported by one of South Africa's loudest, slam / death metal outfit Vulvodynia for all dates.


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THURSDAY - 9th MARCH 2017

THE MUSIC KITCHEN, 69 MANGOLD STREET, NEWTON PARK, PORT ELIZABETH


R30 Entrance

8.15.pm - All We've Known
9.00.pm - Vulvodynia
9.45.pm - Ashes

Merch on Sale!

Support touring bands. Spread the word. Invite your friends.


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Links:

Ashes: https://www.facebook.com/Asheshcband/


Vulvodynia: https://www.facebook.com/vulvodyniaslam/


Thanks to FAREWELL RECORDS , LACERATED ENEMY records records and SLAM WORLDWIDE.

The Music Kitchen
69 Mangold Street, Newton Park
Port Elizabeth
6045
South Africa
Friday March 10 2017 Day 15°C Night 15°C light rain
Fantabulous Friday at Amuse Cafe

Fantabulous Friday at Amuse Cafe on Friday 10 March has another dynamic musical line-up for your entertainment.


In action are Charl Stevens (acoustic), Mavericks Den, August Oak Tree, Henry Teaton and Sumo Showdown


18:00 Charl Stevens
19:00 Henry Teaton
20:00 August Oak Tree
21:00 Mavericks Den
22:00 Sumo Showdown

Doors open at 17:00 and cover charge is only R40.


Amuse Cafe also has a great menu and is the perfect place to have supper while enjoying some great music.


For further information or to book your spot as an acoustic artist or band then contact Simon on either 082 770 7524 or zasoundz@gmail.com.


• Fri 14 April – Henry Teaton

• Fri 12 May - Charl Stevens / Julie Dawn Reid

• Fri 9 June - Charl Stevens
• Fri 14 July - Charl Stevens
• Fri 11 Aug
• Fri 8 September
• Fri 13 Oct (fancy dress spooky Friday)
• Fri 10 Nov - Charl Stevens
• Fri 8 Dec - Charl Stevens
Amuse Café
34 5th Street, corner 4th Avenue - Linden
Johannesburg
2195
South Africa
Wacken Metal Battle South Africa: Sundowners

The W.O.A Metal Battle South Africa returns in 2017! Join us at Sundowners (Alberton) on the 10th of March where we will choose one band to go through to the final on the 6th of May.


Timeslots will be drawn on the night, to give all bands a fair opportunity to play to a nice crowd, so pull in early!

BANDS:
Lesuth
Aimed at You
Only Forever
Insanity Unveiled
Posthumous

These events are not just a platform to showcase the finest in the local underground - but also to elect our champion to represent us at the Mecca of Heavy Metal worldwide, Wacken Open Air!


As per our usual policy, ALL funds generated by door sales will be given to the winning band to cover tour expenses - so play your part!


R50 is all it takes to witness the best - and send the best of the best to Germany.


The Battle lines have been drawn!
Sundowners (Alberton)
Corner Kliprivier Drive & Kromvlei Rd
Alberton
2190
South Africa
What the Luck
Do ya feel lucky?

Well do ya Punk?

What the Luck is back in action this March with another night of good ol’ fashioned Rock ‘n Roll!!


Prepare yourselves for one hell of an evening with tons of lucky charms and a line up sexier than Lady Luck herself!


Dust off your rabbit’s foot, grab your trusty horseshoe, hell even kidnap a leprechaun if you have to, and make sure you're there for this next epic edition of What the Luck!


♬ Lucky Line up ♬

♣ The Slashdogs
♣ Ruff Majik (PTA)
♣ Pollinator
♣ Raygun Royale
♣ TCIYF

•Ticket Info•

• R60 before 9pm
• R80 after 9pm

(Please note tickets will only be available at the door)


No U18’s, ID upon request, R.O.A.R

+ Safe and Secure parking for R20 opposite the venue +

*Food and Drink specials coming soon*
The Good Luck Bar
1 Fox Street, Ferreirastown
Johannesburg
2000
South Africa
Tailor (Dinner & show)
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Die Blou Hond Theatre
10th March
Die Blou Hond Theatre

Tickets R230 show only / R330 buffet included

Bookings – bookings @casatoscana.co.za
012 348 8820
www.casatoscana.co.za
Casa Toscana Lodge
5 Darlington rd
Pretoria
0081
South Africa
Religion feat. Sound Sensible & Fabio
You.
Me.
Techno.
Now.

For the first episode of Religion we showcase the ever present

Sound Sensible (TOY TOY) & Fabio (TOY TOY)


Join us in this modern revolution of beautiful sounds, extraordinary artists and the love of Techno.


▲▼ Line-Up ▼▲

20 - J.EVANS
21 - Kollective Kulture
22 - TjaartO & Bongani Zulu
23 - Fabio (TOY TOY)
24 - Kairo
01 - Sound Sensible (TOY TOY)

♛This event is proudly sponsored by Jägermeister♛


★NO under 18's
★NO illegal substances
★ID on request
★NO weapons
★NO bad vibes
Arcade Empire
265 The Highway Street
Pretoria
0184
South Africa
Shoeless feat Pedro Brabose & More

So We have some guys that work very hard in and around our areas of Irene ! :-) they are shoeless and we were keen on the idea of showing them that we are good people that just want to help :-)


If you are keen on bringing some of your old non wearable shoes! Please do! You will still have to pay the cover for the bands but if your shoes are wearable we''ll give you a shot on arrival :-D


Live Acts:

->Kabaal Klankbaan
->Stuart Milne
->Pedro Barbosa

R30 Entrance

Come jiggy with us as we give a little back :-)



ROAR
NO BAD VIBES
NO DRUGS
NO WEAPONS

Keep Track... :-)
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" in White River

Off the back of yet an amazing year sharing their music with fans far and wide, The Parlotones The Stories Behind The Songs South African Tour takes place in March.


Inspired by the Songwriting Prowess of front man Kahn Morbee and collaborated as a collective for over 15 years, the band will get up close and personal with fans as they take them behind the scenesof their song writing journeys, experiences and influences over the years that has enabled them to remain one of South Africa’s most celebrated rock pop acts in recent times that have touched many a fan in some shape or form.


Tickets @ R180.00 available at www.webtickets.co.za

Or at
Casterbridge Music Development Academy
Casterbridge Shopping Centre
Cnr R40 and Numbi Road
White River
Mpumalanga

Contact: Karen on 013-751 3136 or 082-850 0017

Or Paul on 083-4486150
Casterbridge Lifestyle Centre
Corner of R40 & Numbi Road
White River
1240
South Africa
Bad Kitty!
BAD KITTY!

Ya bois from Made For Broadway are doing something special for the kitty cayts of Hate City. Teaming up with the gypsy punk gods The South Shore Ramblers and the moon juice kings Dirty Moonshine for one night of praising the baddest kitties in town plus a good cause to make you feel double warm on the inside.


R80 at the door and you get a kitty treat!

DRESS UP LIKE A BAD KITTY AND GET IN FOR HALF PRICE!!

Every ticket includes a R10 donation to the SPCA


<3 BEST DRESSED KITTY WINS A HAMPER <3

Presale tickets available to donate to SPCA Johannesburg for food and toys for the kitty cayts <3


PRESALE TICKETS
R80 - Entry/Kitty Mask/R10 Donation

LINE UP:
9pm - The South Shore Ramblers
10pm - Made For Broadway
11pm - Dirty Moonshine
Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
The Fresh Prince Lifestyle

The Fresh Prince is back on Friday the 10th of March


Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Joburg


Doors Open at 8pm

R100 Pre Sold
R150 at the door

To book a table please email:
shene@lushproductions.co.za
NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE
Wild Waters Complex, 1 Margaret Ln
Boksburg
1459
South Africa
Juandre Marais Live

Juandre Marais LIve at Route 33! Dont miss out!!

Route 33
Cnr of Ben Swart Street & 33rd Ave
Pretoria
0186
South Africa
Fresh Friday Presents Vin Groovin
Fresh Fridays presents Vin Groovin

Kick off your weekend with some awesome music and get these feet moving with a crazy Hip Hop/house set by our guest dj Vin Groovin


Along with some crazy drink specials!!

R10 Shooters til midnight

R7 Drinks til 10pm

Jam Jars R45


R60 Entrance
Doors Open 8pm
Strictly over 18s only
Madison Avenue Pretoria
2 Ernies place
Pretoria
0041
South Africa
ASHES (BE) & Friends // Club Med // 10th March
NoiseFix Proudly Presents

Ashes (Belgium) // South Africa Tour 2017


The boys are back in town! Belgium's hardcore machine, Ashes will be making their second trip to South Africa this March.


This tour follows the release of their debut full-length, 2016's Lost In A Haze, which was released on FAREWELL RECORDS.


The tour will be supported by one of South Africa's loudest, slam / death metal outfit Vulvodynia for all dates.


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FRIDAY - 10th MARCH 2017

CLUB MED, 6 LOOP STREET, CT
R50 Entrance

9.00pm - Overhex
9.45pm - Vulvodynia
10.30pm - Peasant
11.15pm - Ashes

Merch on Sale!

Support touring bands. Spread the word. Invite your friends.


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Links:

Ashes: https://www.facebook.com/Asheshcband/


Vulvodynia: https://www.facebook.com/vulvodyniaslam/


Thanks to FAREWELL RECORDS , LACERATED ENEMY records records and SLAM WORLDWIDE.

Medclub Clubmed
6 Loop Street
Cape Town
8001
South Africa
Saturday March 11 2017
The Wedding Expo

The Wedding Expo at the Ticketpro Dome on the 11th and 12th of March has all the answers to your wedding planning woes!


All the wedding suppliers from invitations, to wedding gowns, to caterers, venues, wedding flowers and décor and everything else you need, will be there on the day to help you.


Special features at the show will give you inspiration from the Fashion Theatre, the Cake Challenge, the Table Décor competition and of course you cannot miss the chance to enter the Win a Wedding competition.


You’ll find South African experts for you, the South African bride. #gettingmarried #planningmywedding #bridetobe


Date: 11 - 12 March 2017
Time: 9am - 5pm daily

Tickets: Adults R120 at the door | R100 online | Children 2 - 1- R30 at the door

More info: http://www.wedding-expo.co.za | 086 111 3997

Ticketpro Dome
Cnr Olievenhout Avenue and Northumberland Road
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
Transformers Exhibition

From March to May 2017 Optimus Prime, Megatron, Bumblebee and the Rescue Bots will invade the African continent for the first time in Transformers Animatronics at Emperors Palace. Following a successful Latin American tour, visitors can look forward to breath-taking sculptures, made from wrecked cars, on display against the scenery of the legendary planet, Cybertron, that will be brought to life through eye-popping performance technology.


Transformers Animatronics is a unique event based on the popular Hasbro saga that has broken box office records for both movies and television. And now it will head to Emperors Palace with a spectacular display that has been enjoyed by millions of people on tour across the globe. This travelling exhibition of international standards will feature 12 animated Transformers, 9 sculptures scaled between and 2m and 11m made from car parts, and a further 20 statues varying in size. Don't miss this mindblowing exhibition.


3 March to 28 May 2017
Monday to Sunday - 10h00 to 19h00

Read more at http://www.emperorspalace.com/Promotions/Whats-On/By/Show/transformers-animatronics#UOOCoA69vZRlk4gR.99

Emperors Palace
64 Jones Road
Kempton Park
1620
South Africa
Tats Nkonzo Live @ The Beach
Pineapple Express Presents
A Stand Up Comedy Special

Tats Nkonzo Live @ The Beach in Braam 11th March


(68 Juta Street Braamfontien)

Tickets available through www.webtickets.co.za

R100 a ticket

R150 At the door

Doors open at 13:00
Show starts at 15:00
Party starts at 16:00

Beach Deejays:
Cheezo
Jules
Zubair
Tripherbian

#TatsNkonzo
The Beach
68 Juta Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
I AM feat - Held On Till May, Made For Broadway, Scarlotte Will

Join I AM for their debut Arcade Empire show for 2017 on the 11th of March.


R50 before 9pm | R70 after

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MAIN STAGE:
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I AM
Held On Till May
Made For Broadway
Scarlotte Will

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R.O.A.R
NO U18s
I.D REQUIRED
NO WEAPONS
NO STUDENT CARDS
CERTIFIED COPIES ONLY
NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES

NO PHOTOS OF IDENTIFICATION WILL BE ACCEPTED

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Arcade Empire
265 The Highway Street
Pretoria
0184
South Africa
Crystal Park & Friends - Radium Beer Hall - 11 March 2017

We're BACK at the awesome Radium Beer Hall on 11 March 2017. This is going to be an awesome night. We will be showcasing some new tunes PLUS we are bringing 2 awesome bands along with us for the ride:


Azurdee & The Blue River Band
and
The Mitten Fits

Come join us for beers, country, wine, women and song. Remember BOOKINGS ARE ESSENTIAL at this venue if you want a table, so get movin'!


Venue: The Radium Beerhall – 282 Louis Botha Ave, Orange Grove, Johannesburg

Date: 11 March 2017
Entrance: R100 at the door
Time: 7pm

Bookings: Call Andy Darlington on 0835421044


Crystal Park:

Alternative Country | Band | South Africa

- Use CrystalParkZA to find us on:

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram & Soundcloud

- Bookings & Press: steve.east@rockfordmedia.com


Azurdee & the Blue River Band:
https://www.facebook.com/AzurdeeFan/
https://twitter.com/azurdeebrb

The Mitten Fits:
https://www.facebook.com/TheMittenFits/
Radium Beer Hall
282 Louis Botha Avenue
Johannesburg
2192
South Africa
Francois van Coke - Woordfees, Stellenbosch
HIERDIE IS DIE LEWE
STELLENBOSCH Launch Party

Date: 11 Maart 2017 (US Woordfees)
Line up: Francois Van Coke

Venue: Jan Marais Natuurreservaat / Jan Marais Nature Reserve

Address: Marais Road, Stellenbosch, Western Cape

Contact: 021 808 8160 / 021 808 8188
Performance time: 18.30

Purchasing tickets: R100 Computicket - http://bit.ly/2g8AXam


HIERDIE IS DIE LEWE is out now! Proudly supported by Jagermeister & Red Bull Studios.


Get it on iTunes or Google Play: http://smarturl.it/hierdieisdielewe


http://francoisvancoke.co.za
Jan Marais Nature Reserve
Marais Rd
Stellenbosch
7600
South Africa
Lets Twist Again feat The Ratrod Cats ( cape town )

'' Rock & Roll's cool if thats your thing, Everybody loves that crazy Swing. It doesn't matter if you square or not cuz' this 50s party is gonna be hot! ''


We are so proud to welcome you back to our much loved night of 50s culture celebration, when Elvis was the reigning king and transistor radios were all the rage. So swivel those hips, grease back that hair, and get ready to celebrate the decade that changed us all, The Fabulous Fifties! We coming in hot LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!!


● Brought to you by the Lets Swing It crew and the The Good Luck Bar..


★ ★ ★ LINE - UP ★ ★ ★

★ THE RATROD CATS LIVE ( cape town )

https://www.facebook.com/ratrodcats/?fref=ts


★ MICHAEL LESAR ( rocknroll / 50s soul / rockabilly / boogaloo )

https://www.facebook.com/MichaellesarDj/?fref=ts


★ THE KLASSIKIST ( 50s vintage / Doo Wop )

https://www.facebook.com/TheKlassikist/?fref=ts


★ EASY TIGER ( 50s rock & roll / rockabilly )


★ MISS OH LIVE ( burlesque performance )

https://www.facebook.com/Miss.0h/?fref=ts



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► INFO - 074 525 7281 / 076 0433 893

► TABLE BOOKINGS - info@goodluckbar.co.za

► FLYER DESIGN - PiekFyn
► LIKE OUR PAGE - LETS TWIST AGAIN ►



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► TICKETS ►

► General Pre - Sale - R80 ( limited amount )

► Ticket link - https://www.quicket.co.za/events/26354-lets-twist-again-feat-the-ratrod-cats/#/

► Door - R120

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Goodluck bar 1fox Street
Johannesburg
South Africa
Savanna Loco & a Leeedle Crazy

Let's get Savanna Loco & a Leeedle Crazy with DJ Milkshake at News Cafe Menlyn!


With DJ Kurwen, DJ Wara, DJ Treez, DJ Chaotic Deep & Mr Bang on the decks.


Saturday, 11th March 2017.
6pm.

Dress to Impress.
R.O.A.R
No Under 23s.
News Cafe Menlyn
Menlyn Piazza
Pretoria
0181
South Africa
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" Vereeniging

Barnyard Theatre, VEREENIGING 11.03.2017 | The Parlotones, The Stories Behind The Songs South African Tour | Tickets R200.00 pp | Bookings: http://www.barnyardvereeniging.co.za

Barnyard Vereeniging
c/o General Hertzog and Club Street
Vereeniging
1939
South Africa
Brunch 9 [JHB]

Following a really lekka budget speech we’re moving brunch to jozi this month,


aka golden Brunch.

Please don’t google that, it’s absolutely filthy.


Our main guest is someone who we have never met before because joburg is a different country: Warren Bokwe,


spoiling the evening, and forever unimpressed that we’ll be flying safair: White Nite,


and of course, spending at least R50 on flight snacks: Daddy Warbucks.


Entrance into kitcheners is the cost of one flight snack on SAA, R50.


I heard Johnannesburg isn’t even one of the capitals of South Africa — what the fuck is up with that?

Kitcheners
Corner Juta and De Beer St, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
ASHES (BE) & Friends // ROAR // 11th March
NoiseFix Proudly Presents

Ashes (Belgium) // South Africa Tour 2017


The boys are back in town! Belgium's hardcore machine, Ashes will be making their second trip to South Africa this March.


This tour follows the release of their debut full-length, 2016's Lost In A Haze, which was released on FAREWELL RECORDS


The tour will be supported by one of South Africa's loudest, slam / death metal outfit Vulvodynia for all dates.


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SATURDAY - 11th MARCH 2017

ROAR , 299 LOWER MAIN RD, OBSERVATORY
R50 Entrance

9.00pm - Bottom Feeder
9.45pm - DevilSpeak
10.30pm - Vulvodynia
11.15pm - Ashes

Merch on Sale!

Support touring bands. Spread the word. Invite your friends.


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Links:

Ashes: https://www.facebook.com/Asheshcband/


Vulvodynia: https://www.facebook.com/vulvodyniaslam/


Thanks to FAREWELL RECORDS , LACERATED ENEMY records records and SLAM WORLDWIDE.

ROAR
299 lower main road, observatory
Cape Town
7925
South Africa
Sunday March 12 2017
Summer HAZE
Summer Haze a Pure Sunday Bliss
The Ultimate Classic Sunday

Featuring

* * Ricardo Da Costa
* * Kyle Cassim
* * Essential Groove
* * John Lyra
* * Shaun ribiero
* * Golden Lock

Ladies Free before 4pm
R100 After 8 pm

Table Bookings - R1000

Entrance for 4
1x Standard Bottle
12x Mixers
1x Reserved table

For bookings and more info, please contact shene

shene@lushproductions.co.za
074 156 3298
NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE
Wild Waters Complex, 1 Margaret Ln
Boksburg
1459
South Africa
Summer Haze
NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE
Wild Waters Complex, 1 Margaret Ln
Boksburg
1459
South Africa
Classic Movie Sundays Presents: Beauty and the Beast (1991)
SECOND SCREENING ADDED 5pm
7pm screening SOLD OUT.

A few days ahead of the release of the much anticipated 2017 live-action reboot, lets take a moment to remember and celebrate the 1991 original Disney classic.


Hopefully the name explains it all. This Bioscope Signature Event is our opportunity to bring out the classics! Tickets are priced cheaper at R30.


A young woman whose father has been imprisoned by a terrifying beast offers herself in his place, unaware that her captor is actually a prince, physically altered by a magic spell.

The Bioscope Independent Cinema
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2094
South Africa
Tuesday March 14 2017
The Candlelight Sessions - Mr. Crabs live's where?

FREE live acoustic music every Tuesday evening. A stage is setup next to a candlelit bar/lounge area to keep you close to the entertainment and your drinks all night! Displaying some of the best local acoustic talent!


Line Up TBA
Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Wednesday March 15 2017
HOND - Frank Opperman (Dinner & show)
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
The Parlotones - The Stories Behind The Songs
15 Mar - (Wed) - 20:00
Price: R200

Off the back of yet an amazing year sharing their music with fans far and wide, The Parlotones are pleased to announce their first instalment for the year, “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour taking place from March 2017. Inspired by the song writing prowess of front man Kahn Morbee and collaborated as a collective for over 15 years, the band will get up close and personal with fans as they take them behind the scenes of their song writing journeys, experiences and influences over the years that has enabled them to remain one of South Africa’s most celebrated rock pop acts in recent times that have touched many a fan in some shape or form. “Creating music that resonates with our fans is something that we as a band are very proud of and we are looking forward to sharing the method behind our madness when it comes to the processes and ideas behind constructing each and every song,” says Kahn. “Be it the different paths in life we have travelled, to the experiences and adventures, we are looking forward to sharing these stories with our fans across the country.” As part of the tour, the band will also be releasing “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” coffee table book co-written by all four members over a period of time with detailed insights of each album created by the quartet over the years that will be available to fans to add to their collection of Parlotones memorabilia. THE PARLOTONES | THE STORIES BEHIND THE SONGS | TOUR DETALS: Barnyard Theatre Emperors Palace | 15 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Cresta | 16 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Cape Town | 29 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Rivonia | 5 April 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Pretoria | 20 April 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00

Barnyard Emperors Palace
64 Jones Road
Kempton Park
1619
South Africa
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" Barnyard Emperors

Our first tour for the year, “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour. We'll get up close and personal with you and take you behind the scenes of our songwriting journeys, experiences and influences over the years


The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour


Date | 5 April 2017
Time | 20h00
Tickets | R 200 pp

Bookings | https://www.barnyardtheatre.co.za/book_info.aspx?sid=19928

Barnyard Emperors Palace
64 Jones Road
Kempton Park
1619
South Africa
Thursday March 16 2017
Tasting The Terroir - Altydgedacht & Neil Ellis

Our passion for wine and the success of "Wined Up Wednesdays" in 2016 has resulted in us unleashing our new and improved wine tasting events for 2017!! This year we will be all about "Tasting the Terroir" where we will dazzle your palate with cultivars from the same area or terroir but produced by different vineyards and winemakers. These events will be amazing opportunites to taste from mulitple vineyards, compare and select your favourite.


On March the 16th you will be able to compare the cultivars of Durbanville and Stellenbosch and engage with the winemakers or estate representitives to find out just what makes these two regions so different and the wines so awesome!!

The Landmark Cocktail Bar
Corner Ballyclare and William Nicol Road Bryanston
Sandton
2190
South Africa
In places deep - exhibition opening: Jenny Reyneke ink drawings

“They say we dream in black and white. Though I'm not fully convinced ... when I draw in ink, I feel like enter into a kind of African ‘dreamtime’ that borders on the otherworldly…I draw trees to remember my most integral people and mentors; I draw seas to re-connect to aspects of the subconscious that I’m hesitant to bring into my living.... I draw trees to remember my most integral people and my mentors and draw seas to reconnect to aspects of the sub-conscious that I am hesitant to bring into my living. Through drawing a healing occurs, a sense of resolution often found and experienced. I see the process of drawing as being intimately fearless, secret and illuminatory. I do not hide behind colour. I dive “mind and soul” into the unknown depths of my very own shadows and light.” - Drawings priced from R1000 to R30 000 +.


Exhibition closes 1 April.
The Henry George Gallery
45 6th Street (Corner 3rd Avenue)
Johannesburg
2193
South Africa
Rumours Night in the City

For an awesome night out filled with music - food and drink, we seriously recommend Rumours Rock City! The city that only sleeps when you have had your fill!


Entry R30

On our line up for the night:

Undercover
Burn The Mountain
Blackwood Freda
Among The Few
Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Kochira

Kochira (こちら) is a tethering of inspiration chords from performance traditions like Rakugo - where a solo storyteller spins imaginative tales, often humorous - and contemporary theatre, inclusive of physical ritual. In addition to a giant, wooden medicine-box (the same used by traditional, roaming doctors in rural Japan) there is a profound exploration of memory and forgetting. Khutjo Green and Tristan Jacobs collaborate across performative styles, and play through dreamscapes and vocal lacerations to locate the lost clown.


こちら is an attempt to ask after the implications of a ‘foreign-ness’, a dialogue with intercultural performance and transcultural curiosity. Sam Munro’s gripping animation, manipulating form and message, speaks back to the quizzical score composed by Vid Gobac and the flowing fabrications of Cammie Behrens’ costuming.


16-18 March at 8pm
19 March at 3:30pm

Tickets R100 at the door (R80 online)
P.O.P. Art
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
The Parlotones - The Stories Behind The Songs
16 Mar - (Thu) - 20:00
Price: R200

Off the back of yet an amazing year sharing their music with fans far and wide, The Parlotones are pleased to announce their first instalment for the year, “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour taking place from March 2017. Inspired by the song writing prowess of front man Kahn Morbee and collaborated as a collective for over 15 years, the band will get up close and personal with fans as they take them behind the scenes of their song writing journeys, experiences and influences over the years that has enabled them to remain one of South Africa’s most celebrated rock pop acts in recent times that have touched many a fan in some shape or form. “Creating music that resonates with our fans is something that we as a band are very proud of and we are looking forward to sharing the method behind our madness when it comes to the processes and ideas behind constructing each and every song,” says Kahn. “Be it the different paths in life we have travelled, to the experiences and adventures, we are looking forward to sharing these stories with our fans across the country.” As part of the tour, the band will also be releasing “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” coffee table book co-written by all four members over a period of time with detailed insights of each album created by the quartet over the years that will be available to fans to add to their collection of Parlotones memorabilia. THE PARLOTONES | THE STORIES BEHIND THE SONGS | TOUR DETALS: Barnyard Theatre Emperors Palace | 15 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Cresta | 16 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Cape Town | 29 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Rivonia | 5 April 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Pretoria | 20 April 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00

Barnyard, Cresta
Cresta Shopping Centre
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" Cresta Barnyard

Our first tour for the year, “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour. We'll get up close and personal with you and take you behind the scenes of our songwriting journeys, experiences and influences over the years


The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour


Date | 5 April 2017
Time | 20h00
Tickets | R 200 pp

Bookings | https://www.barnyardtheatre.co.za/book_info.aspx?sid=19953

Barnyard, Cresta
Cresta Shopping Centre
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
Friday March 17 2017
St Paddys Day
The Baron on Witkoppen
No 2 Selborne Rd Hammets crossing office park Fourways
Randburg
2055
South Africa
Jägermeister presents the Republic of Mieliepop 2017

The Republic of Mieliepop is here!! We're offering a 4 day camping experience with 60+ live acts on 4 stages at a

one of a kind venue with food stalls, hot showers & lots of additional outdoor activities.


"We observe today not a victory of a party, but a celebration of freedom, creativity and individuality - symbolizing an end,

as well as a beginning - signifying renewal, as well as change. For we have sworn before you

and almighty God of Great Music an oath to present the best artists a country has to offer across all genre's over one weekend." - Kernel Mieliepop



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♜ LINE UP ♜
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Adelle Nqeto
ANG
Bad Peter
Barbosa Experience
BCUC
Ben Dey & the Concrete Lions
Benson
Bhashkar
Black Math
Boargazm
Bobbejaan DJ's
Bongani Zulu
Bye Beneco
Crimson House
Desmond & the Tutus
DJ Legend
DJ Night Vision
Dogstarr
Dsco Cam
D&S
Haezer
Half 'n Half
Hellcats
Hello Beautiful
Hot Water (Duo)
Ella G
Embassy
Fabio
Felix Brendel
Femi Koya
Freecaps & Teeshirtz
Fuzigish
Gerald Clark
G-Force
Grassy Spark
Greg Georgiades & Ultra Natives
Johnny Cradle
Jol Stransky
Jonathan Peyper
Kallisto
Kid Robot
Late Night Fox
Lil Bow
Leeu
Luma
Madlove
Majozi
Medicine Boy
Menticide
Miagii
Michael Canfield
Michael Lesar
Missu
Morrison Taylor
Mouse
Mr Green
Naming James
New Academics
Night Vision
PHFat
PopArtLive
Rebel Clef
Retro Dizzy
Rudeboyz
Rudeone
Shortstraw
Sound Sensible
Tidal Waves
The Dandies
The Dead Trends
The Deathrettes
The Lectric Monks
The Oh So Serious
The Tazers
The T's & C's
Thor Rixon
Urban Village
Vasco Bromada
We Are Charlie
Weston & Engine
Yo Grapes
Zolabudde

More TBA

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✤ TICKETS ✤
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Ticket price: R650 (excluding booking fee's)

Pre-registration: 20-26 September
Tickets go on sale: 27 September

Ticket & registration link: www.mieliepopfestival.co.za


Do not buy tickets anywhere else as we cannot vouch that they are legit and you could end up with some dud tickets. SAD FACE!


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✤ Yoga Flow Festival ✤
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https://www.facebook.com/events/245095542555036/


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� CONTACT �
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General: info@mieliepopfestival.co.za

Artist submissions: mieliepop.artists@gmail.com

Vendor submissions: mieliepop.vendors@gmail.com

Press: rachelle@rcpublicity.com
Tolderia Resort
Lothair
South Africa
ST PADDY's Day at Chicagos

LET'S DRINK LIKE THE IRISH DO - and its on a Friday too!

ST PADDYS DAY 2017 AT Chicago's Piano Bar - proudly sponsored by Amarula


-Early birds receive FREE 'End of the Rainbow' surprise shots at the door from 6pm

-Wear Green : Best dressed Prizes!!
-Party band GAP

-DJ Vee playing jukebox hits (sure to keep you dancing and singing all night long)


Bookings Essential if you would like a table- we are fully booked every year (011)7943383


STRICTLY NO UNDER 21's or shliiiip shlops matey


#irish #stpaddysday #weargreen #freeshooters #liveband #dance #hubbly #smoking #nonsmoking #dinner #steak #seafood #platters #birthday #functions #bachelorettes #buxparty #17march

Chicago's Piano Bar
Cnr Beyers Naude, Duiker St
Johannesburg
2169
South Africa
Tribute Night - Sundowners

Join us on Friday the 17th of March for a night of tribute!


Featuring musicians from Boargazm | Newtown Knife Gang | Alchemy | Cadillac Sun & Straatligkinders performing songs in tribute to


SYSTEM OF A DOWN
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
And a set of POP PUNK classics.

Entrance - R50

R.O.A.R

Sundowners (Alberton) is a licensed Alcohol serving venue. NO private beverages allowed!


Artwork - David Freedman
Sundowners (Alberton)
Corner Kliprivier Drive & Kromvlei Rd
Alberton
2190
South Africa
The Bioscope screenings of: The Tribe
THE TRIBE
Directed By: Charlie Vundla

A young professor consumed by alcoholism is saved from self-destruction by a former school mate and begins a journey to save his house, his marriage and his life.


Smanga is a celebrated young professor at a prominent South African university, whose life quickly unravels when his wife, Laura, leaves him. He spirals into an alcohol, marijuana and sex induced tailspin that places the status of both his career and house in jeopardy.


Smanga’s path of self-destruction is interrupted when he meets an old school mate, Jon, who is a failed motivational speaker. Taking pity on him, Smanga invites Jon back to his place and a friendship quickly develops. Through their emotionally honest communication Smanga begins the process of healing himself. Having arrested his mental and physical decline, Jon convinces Smanga that he must get on with his life: priority number one being saving his house, for which he has received a “final notice” on his bond repayments.


Jon sees an opportunity to boost his friend’s income by dealing the marijuana that Smanga grows in his backyard.


But then Smanga’s wife abruptly returns after being battered by another man. Laura moves back into the house and the three misfits begin a unique living experiment. However, things become complicated by an unexpected pregnancy.


As the tensions in the house rise, a newly clean Smanga faces a complex decision that will define the lives of his tribe


Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7byyHZ0_Me0

The Bioscope Independent Cinema
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2094
South Africa
Medicine Boy / Retro Dizzy / The Deathrettes - The Goodluck Bar

We're so looking forward to being back in Johannesburg & finally playing The Good Luck Bar with our Cape Town amigos Retro Dizzy & The Deathrettes.


Please do join us...

Friday 17 March
The Good Luck Bar
20:00 / R50

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*Artwork by Nena Maree
The Good Luck Bar
1 Fox Street, Ferreirastown
Johannesburg
2000
South Africa
Kyron Live at Route 33

Kyron Live at Route 33 on the 17th March.

Route 33
Cnr of Ben Swart Street & 33rd Ave
Pretoria
0186
South Africa
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" Welkom

Tickets @ R150.00 available at Theatre ticket office at 057 357 1214.


Telephonic bookings with Credit Card or EFT payments accepted.


Theatre email. theatre@internext.co.za
Ernest Oppenheimer Theatre
Civic Centre, Stateway, Bedelia
Welkom
9459
South Africa
Saturday March 18 2017
Oor Die Water - Perth, Australia

New Venture Events are pleased to announce a new family friendly South African music, beer, food and wine festival. The day will feature South African bands with well known local artists. There will be South African food, beer and a range of other beverages.


The artist line-up direct from South Africa consists of Francois Van Coke, Die Heuwels Fantasties, Nicholis Louw, Kurt Darren and the MC for the day Radio Raps. New Zealand artist Ben Merito will woo you with his music during the course of the day.


Monster Ball Entertainment will be providing activities such as beer bottle bucking, jumping castles and various other entertainment activities for adults and children. These activities are included free on the day. All activities are supervised and certified fun.


Gates will open at 1:00 pm and the last act will conclude at 10:55 pm. Parking at the venue is free and staff will be in attendance to direct you on the day. SO COME ALONG AND ENJOY A PERTH FIRST, 'LEKKER' FESTIVAL AT OOR DIE WATER!


Tickets are strictly limited.

BUY TICKETS at http://bit.ly/2ckdZeT
Belvoir Amphitheatre
1177 Great Northern Highway
Upper Swan
6069
Australia
The Parlotones - The Stories Behind The Songs
18 Mar - (Sat) - 14:00
Price: R200

Off the back of yet an amazing year sharing their music with fans far and wide, The Parlotones are pleased to announce their first instalment for the year, “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour taking place from March 2017. Inspired by the song writing prowess of front man Kahn Morbee and collaborated as a collective for over 15 years, the band will get up close and personal with fans as they take them behind the scenes of their song writing journeys, experiences and influences over the years that has enabled them to remain one of South Africa’s most celebrated rock pop acts in recent times that have touched many a fan in some shape or form. “Creating music that resonates with our fans is something that we as a band are very proud of and we are looking forward to sharing the method behind our madness when it comes to the processes and ideas behind constructing each and every song,” says Kahn. “Be it the different paths in life we have travelled, to the experiences and adventures, we are looking forward to sharing these stories with our fans across the country.” As part of the tour, the band will also be releasing “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” coffee table book co-written by all four members over a period of time with detailed insights of each album created by the quartet over the years that will be available to fans to add to their collection of Parlotones memorabilia. THE PARLOTONES | THE STORIES BEHIND THE SONGS | TOUR DETALS: Barnyard Theatre Emperors Palace | 15 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Cresta | 16 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Cape Town | 29 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Rivonia | 5 April 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Pretoria | 20 April 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00

Barnyard, Cresta
Cresta Shopping Centre
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" Barnyard Cresta

Off the back of yet an amazing year sharing their music with fans far and wide, The Parlotones are pleased to announce their first instalment for the year, “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour taking place from March 2017.


Tickets: R200.00
Barnyard, Cresta
Cresta Shopping Centre
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
Wacken Metal Battle of the Bands
The Bohemian • Pub • Pool • Pizza • Music
167 Perth Road Westdene
Johannesburg
South Africa
Sho Sho Sho Feat I. AM & more

If you like loosing your Sh*@# to some good music! best you get your ass over to Railways!


These bands will rock your socks off!

R20 Pre- Booked, R40 at the door :-)

bookings@railwayscafe.co.za


ROAR
NO WEAPONS
NO DRUGS
NO BAD VIBES!

Keep track...
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Sunday March 19 2017
Guilty Pleasures at the Saronsberg Theatre
R30

Shotgun Tori and Nicole Theron suggest that you...

Take two singer-songwriters, stir in a generous amount of talent, add lashings of experience and fold in a collection of songs you love but are ever so slightly embarrassed to admit to loving...what do you get? Guilty Pleasures.

Bring your singing voice, a sun hat, and, join us for a delightful afternoon of effervescent musical fun.

Saronsberg Theatre Tulbagh
19 Van der Stel Street
Tulbagh
6820
South Africa
Hey Now, Hey Now Now
05 Mar - (Sun) - 20:00
Price: R120

The Hey Now, HEY NOW NOW concert comprises over two and a half hours of eighties alternative music with a commercial foundation. The repertoire includes medleys of the awesome songs by the great bands (Depeche Mode, REM, Duran Duran, INXS, Billy Idol, U2, Simple Minds etc) of the era, along with the huge hits the slightly darker bands had. A cutting edge 80’s rock show that celebrates and pays tribute to the best alternative rock bands of the decade! Fans can look forward to hearing the mega-hits of the decade such as Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division, Just Like Heaven by The Cure, Blister In The Sun by Violent Femmes, Blue Monday by New Order and Should I Stay Or Should I Go by The Clash together with the huge chart toppers that Depeche Mode enjoyed in their golden era, like Personal Jesus, , People Are People, A Question of Time, and more! The show was conceptualised in 2014 by Danny de Wet (ex Wonderboom, eVoid & Petit Cheval), to fulfil the need for an 80’s tribute show that focused on presenting the myriad of huge ‘unconventional’ chart topping hits that alternative bands of the era enjoyed. Named after the chorus of The Sisters of Mercy anthem This Corrosion, Hey Now, HEY NOW NOW was an instant hit, due to both the excellent material on offer, and vocal talents of Dee Phoenix (Seven Side Story), Danny De Wet (also on percussion) & Quinton Lotter (on drums too), together with the kick-ass band of Justin Hart on bass guitar, keyboard wiz Mark Wilson and guitarists Mark Kenyon & Darren Drawbridge. Sold out runs on the Barnyard Theatre circuit led to the production being booked for a Carnival City New Year’s Eve celebration, as well as making a cameo appearances at a charity events hosted at the Hard Rock Cafe in Sandton & the Mix 93,8FM “Come Together” fundraiser. Over the 2015 Easter Weekend in April , the revue performed at 6 shows at Sun City and at the end of May hosted the Le Club Reunion which featured No Friends Of Harry and Ashton Nyte (The Awakening) More excitement for the cast in 2015 when two international acts invited Hey Now, HEY NOW NOW to be special guests on their SA tours and everyone’s favourite alternative production proudly shared a stage with Dilana (Rock Star Supernova) and Wayne Hussey (The Mission). In May 2016, after an appearance on the main stage of the Splashy Fen Festival and a sold out show at the Barnyard Theatre in Durban, Hey Now, HEY NOW NOW returned to Gauteng, to host yet another sold out special called “Depeche Mode vs Hey Now”. The production followed this with recent performances at the Barnyard Theatre in Vereeniging and, a jam packed concert at Jozi’s popular new rock venue, The Good Luck Bar.

Barnyard, Cresta
Cresta Shopping Centre
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
Monday March 20 2017
Fourth Dimension Party

"We are the four dimensions of reality – time, height, width and length. When we party together we use all our senses to “break through the 4th dimension”, surpassing the fabric of reality"


This is why our four dimensions target different senses being:


SOUND, SIGHT, TASTE, SMELL & TOUCH

The Four Dimensions

Hubbly Zone
Foam Party
Color Wars

Drinking Games Arena (American Style College)


On the 20th of March a new era will begin. It is a long weekend and the night before human rights day, so what better way to celebrate this occasion.


So put on your dance shoes and jam it up to a long list of great Djs !


We will be having 13 of SA's top artists.


Headliners
947 Dj Vin Deysel
Mark Stent

Other Artists
Dj Grizzly
Dj Vin Groovin
Dj Oli Neate
Dj Damz Deep
Dj vivo
Dj Oz
Dj Juran
Dj TjaartO


3 more surprise headliners to be announced


PRE SALE TICKETS R180 or VIP R550 ONLINE, BUY A TICKET, LIKE OUR PAGE, SHARE AND ENJOY THE PARTEYYYY !!


This is going to be a banger !

Strictly no Under 18s

Dress Code= ALL WHITE, no high hilled shoes or stilettoes

Drink responsibly

website- http://fourthdimension.party/
NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE
Wild Waters Complex, 1 Margaret Ln
Boksburg
1459
South Africa
Human Rights day party at Chicagos

Tuesday is Human rights day... meaning we finally have an excuse and the RIGHT to party on a Monday - YES MAAAAA'M

Drink specials to be announced

To book a table for dinner and dance call (011)7943383

Live band from 7pm

We are located in Honeycrest Centre, Beyers Naude + Duiker St, Randpar Ridge by Mc Donalds) #randparkridge #20march #21march #heritageday #whatson #johannesburg

Chicago's Piano Bar
Cnr Beyers Naude, Duiker St
Johannesburg
2169
South Africa
Corona Pr. Chasing Sunsets 20th March (Next Day's A Public Holiday)

The Countdown Begins... For The Perfect Sunset,

At Joburg's Favorite Rooftop, RANDLORDS!!!

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On the 20th of March 2017 One Productions, are proud to announce their first edition of CHASING SUNSETS, in association with Corona and Control A.


We couldn't think of a more suitable setting for you to start-off this journey than the infamous 24 story high, Randlords, famous for its breath taking Sunsets!!


Get ready for an unbelievable event on Joburg's favourite Rooftop venue, combined with an unmatched dj line up across TWO dance floors, stacked with an unimaginable vibe.

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ALL THE INFO YOU NEED TO KNOW:
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LINE UP: To Be Released Monday (13/02/2017)


★★ Sunset Deck ★★

17:00-19:00||
19:00-20:00||
20:00-21:00||
21:00-22:00||
22:00-23:30||
23:30-00:30||
00:30-01:30||
01:30-Close||

★★ Twighlight ★★

21:00-22:00||
22:00-23:00||
23:00-01:00||
01:00-Close||

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ADMISSION: http://onepro.nutickets.co.za/Chasingsunsets


PHASE1: R100
PHASE2: R150
DOOR/FINAL PHASE: R200

DRESS CODE:

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BOTTLE SERVICE: 3 PACKAGES

★CIVIL
★NAUTICAL
★ASTRONOMICAL

FOR MORE INFO CONTACT: info@1productions.co.za or call John 0718892564/Dino 0813675725


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DISCLAIMER:

NO Drugs, NO Illegal substances , NO Weapons, NO under 21's and NO bad attitudes are allowed into the event.

Right of Admission Reserved.(One Productions reserves the right to cancel any ticket should one of the event rules be broken.)

One Productions, its staff, Dj's and employees are not responsible and/or liable for any loss or damage incurred to both persons and property at the event.

By purchasing a ticket you agree to all of the above&ticket disclaimer

Randlords
22nd Floor South Point Towers 41 De Korte Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Rock The Heart

It’s Miss Beans birthday and she's decided to do something a little different. Instead of herself getting spoilt rotten, she has decided to spoil the little fluff children that need it more.

So please come and join us in this amazing event with epic bands and the most lovely people you could ever meet and show your support.

The Brand new Rumours Rock City will be one place where all the insane rockers come out at night to play!!


Tuesday the 21st is a public holiday,so you pretty much have a whole day to recover :P


Entry fee: R40 for the ladies and R50 for the gents

You can get free entry if you bring at least one of the following:

A bag full of dog/cat food
3 small cans of dog/cat food
2 big cans of dog/cat food

Blankets,animal beds,shampoo etc is also welcome if you would like to bring other stuff.




There will be a donations tin on the front desk of Rumours if you would like to help out a little more.

All donations will be going to Ark Animal Centre


There will be a lovely raffle that the bands has contributed to and the winner will be announced at the end of the evening.

Raffle's will go at R10 for a ticket.

Bands confirmed
Time Slots

Tom's Stage


7:00-7:30:Puppet On Strings (1 mens t-shirt, 1 womens t-shirt, 1 pair of puppet ons strings themed shoes)


8:00-8:30:State Society (Donating a band album)


9:00-9:30 :Posthumous (Donating a band album)


10:00-10:30:Disarmaggedon (Donating a band T-shirt)


11:00-11:30:Deadline (Donating a band vest)


12:00-12:30:Lesuth

Rumour's Stage


7:30-8:00:The Ceramics

8:30-9:00:Polar Dust (Donating a band album)


9:30-10:00:Nerve Zero (Donating a tattoo voucher)


10:30-11:00:Resurrection of fetal remains (Donating a band T-shirt)


11:30-12:00:Adorned in ash (Donating a band album)


12:30-01:00:My Columbine (Donating a band T-shirt)



Your lovely MC for the night will be Avalon Veal


There will be a little after party after all the bands have played and your DJ for the evening will be Mike Pocock (requests are allowed)

Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
METAL RIGHTS!!

Who the hell says you're not allowed to METAL up during the week??...well sure as hell not your mom!!....and we think your boss isn't such a douche bag either so get your ass down here and let's all kill it with the following brutal line up!!


BLOODBEAST
STATE DEPENDENCY
CRAVING SANITY
MAXIMUM CARNAGE
PSORDID
UNDER DARK SKIES

R50 Entrance
Support S.A MUSIC or die!!
R.O.A.R
Sundowners (Alberton)
Corner Kliprivier Drive & Kromvlei Rd
Alberton
2190
South Africa
Penny at The Alexander Bar

POPUpstairs brings you another hit from the Joburg theatre scene


Striking theatre, film, and television actress Zethu Dlomo takes to the stage as Penny. In her mid-20’s, a graduate with an honours degree in Drama from a prestigious university but struggling to find work. Talented, beautiful, with loving parents, and has a GBF. Despite this, she struggles to unlock the doors to her dreams of being a successful actress. Struggling to make ends meet, she lives in a state of constant insecurities.


Follow Penny’s journey as her frustration grows and she is finally forced to make a choice about what she wants to do with her life. With an overwhelming love for her craft and an uncompromising burning passion for storytelling and acting, Penny realises that the only person who can help her change her life, is herself.


Penny tackles the issues of South Africa’s theatre industry in a funny, thought provoking way. It is meta-theatre making serious statements about the arts in South Africa 21 years into our democracy. The director has used all the accoutrements of theatre, radio and film to create a performance that is highly theatrical and entertaining.


Penny was commissioned and produced by Gita Pather and the Wits Theatre for the 2015 So Solo Festival


20 - 25 March at 7pm

Tickets are R 90 online. R 110 at the door


Presented as part of the POPUpstairs 2016/ 2017 season supported by the National Arts Council of South Africa (NAC)

Alexander Bar, Café and Theatre
76 Strand Street
Cape Town
8001
South Africa
You have the right to Party!

PUBLIC HOLIDAYS = AN EXTRA NIGHT TO PARTY!!!!

Since Tuesday is Human Rights Day, We’re celebrating on Monday 20 March!

Madison Avenue Pretoria, Presleys Pretoria & Action Bar teaming up to bring you – YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO PARTY


Featuring Headliners:
Jack Parow & Kyle Watson
along with 8 supporting djs

1 MASSIVE NIGHT INCLUDING:

* 4 DANCEFLOORS
* 10 Djs
* HUGE drink specials on the night
* Outside Heaters
* Jard Jugs
* Mobile Bars
* Soundtruck
* Hubbly Section
* Photo Booth
* Photographers
* Videographer
* Dancers
* Smoking lounge - Inside and Outside
* Karaoke
* Live Performers
* GOOD FOOD

Also Available:
Booth Bookings at Madison
Personal Hostesses
Food

With LOADS of Giveaways!!!

--- All night full access into Madison, Presleys , Action Bar & Outside tented area ---


Tickets on Sale as of 1 MARCH , so get ready as last time we ran out of tickets!


Tickets = R80!!!

TICKETS WILL GET YOU IN QUICKER ON THE NIGHT.

★★★★ TICKETS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE ★★★★

This will DEFINITELY be one party that will sure be worth the hangover!!


*Dress Code will be slightly more relaxed for one night only!

Gents: ALLOWED Shorts and Vests, However NO open shoes


Strictly over 18s only

Gates open 7pm



Mail madisonavenue.pta@outlook.com for further queries or solly_marketing@outlook.com

Madison Avenue Pretoria
2 Ernies place
Pretoria
0041
South Africa
Hey Now, Hey Now Now
20 Mar - (Mon) - 20:00
Price: R120

The Hey Now, HEY NOW NOW concert comprises over two and a half hours of eighties alternative music with a commercial foundation. The repertoire includes medleys of the awesome songs by the great bands (Depeche Mode, REM, Duran Duran, INXS, Billy Idol, U2, Simple Minds etc) of the era, along with the huge hits the slightly darker bands had. A cutting edge 80’s rock show that celebrates and pays tribute to the best alternative rock bands of the decade! Fans can look forward to hearing the mega-hits of the decade such as Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division, Just Like Heaven by The Cure, Blister In The Sun by Violent Femmes, Blue Monday by New Order and Should I Stay Or Should I Go by The Clash together with the huge chart toppers that Depeche Mode enjoyed in their golden era, like Personal Jesus, , People Are People, A Question of Time, and more! The show was conceptualised in 2014 by Danny de Wet (ex Wonderboom, eVoid & Petit Cheval), to fulfil the need for an 80’s tribute show that focused on presenting the myriad of huge ‘unconventional’ chart topping hits that alternative bands of the era enjoyed. Named after the chorus of The Sisters of Mercy anthem This Corrosion, Hey Now, HEY NOW NOW was an instant hit, due to both the excellent material on offer, and vocal talents of Dee Phoenix (Seven Side Story), Danny De Wet (also on percussion) & Quinton Lotter (on drums too), together with the kick-ass band of Justin Hart on bass guitar, keyboard wiz Mark Wilson and guitarists Mark Kenyon & Darren Drawbridge. Sold out runs on the Barnyard Theatre circuit led to the production being booked for a Carnival City New Year’s Eve celebration, as well as making a cameo appearances at a charity events hosted at the Hard Rock Cafe in Sandton & the Mix 93,8FM “Come Together” fundraiser. Over the 2015 Easter Weekend in April , the revue performed at 6 shows at Sun City and at the end of May hosted the Le Club Reunion which featured No Friends Of Harry and Ashton Nyte (The Awakening) More excitement for the cast in 2015 when two international acts invited Hey Now, HEY NOW NOW to be special guests on their SA tours and everyone’s favourite alternative production proudly shared a stage with Dilana (Rock Star Supernova) and Wayne Hussey (The Mission). In May 2016, after an appearance on the main stage of the Splashy Fen Festival and a sold out show at the Barnyard Theatre in Durban, Hey Now, HEY NOW NOW returned to Gauteng, to host yet another sold out special called “Depeche Mode vs Hey Now”. The production followed this with recent performances at the Barnyard Theatre in Vereeniging and, a jam packed concert at Jozi’s popular new rock venue, The Good Luck Bar.

Barnyard Emperors Palace
64 Jones Road
Kempton Park
1619
South Africa
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" Barnyard Plett

Our first tour for the year, “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour. We'll get up close and personal with you and take you behind the scenes of our songwriting journeys, experiences and influences over the years


The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour


Date | 20 March 2017
Time | 20h00
Tickets | R 200 pp

Bookings | http://www.barnyardplett.co.za/wproducts.php

The Barnyard - Plettenberg Bay
Askop Road - The Crags
Plettenberg Bay
6602
South Africa
Kafka's Ape at The Alexander Bar

For the first time in Cape Town, POPUpstairs brings you: Kafka's Ape


Performed by Tony Miyambo. Adapted and directed by Phala Ookaditse Phala


Kafka’s Ape, a Silver Ovation Award winner at the National Arts Festival 2015 was adapted by Phala O Phala and is based on Franz Kafka’s A Report to An Academy. Using physical theatre to tell the story of the central character, , actor extraordinaire Tony Miyambo gives an incredible and convincing performance of an ape to human transformation, provoking deep questions about what it means to be a human being. The deliberate physicality is meant to reference the physical self as a point of external identity in conflict with the inner soul. Relaying his story, Red Peter (Kafka’s Ape) speaks from the heart wanting everyone to share the depth of his “transformation” story. The play questions humankind and the real need to create societies that break rather than fuse chains that limit identity, personal freedom and development. It speaks to the issues of identity and contemporary desires for self-fulfillment and actualization in an increasingly restrictive society.


Robyn Sassen, theatre critic praised the play saying: “Miyambo is a performer of nimble and great diversity. His interpretation of Red Peter is utterly flawless in his mimicry of a monkey mimicking a human interface and how his unique quandary is cynical and naive simultaneously. Nothing feels out of place in the interstices of this Red Peter. Miyambo’s performance will leave you shattered by how ideas of humanity cleave with the monkey’s reflection on the base hypocrisies of the human race. Above all, Kafka’s Ape is a story told with clarity and acumen and, coupled with a very simple set and sensitive lighting decisions; its central premises will haunt you. “


Tony Miyambo graduated with a Bachelor of Arts, Dramatic Arts from the University of the Witwatersrand and is well known for his role in Mpumelelo Grootboom’s Relativity at Wits which then travelled to Prague for an international theatre festival; Tony was awarded a prize for Best Actor in a Dramatic Role. He recently took up a residency at The Royal Court Theatre, Britain’s leading national company dedicated to new work by innovative writers from the UK and around the world. A prolific actor and writer, Tony works in the theatre, in film and television.


20 -25 March at 9pm

Tickets are R90 online. R 110 at the door

Alexander Bar, Café and Theatre
76 Strand Street
Cape Town
8001
South Africa
Tuesday March 21 2017
The Candlelight Sessions - Here comes the BooM!

FREE live acoustic music every Tuesday evening. A stage is setup next to a candlelit bar/lounge area to keep you close to the entertainment and your drinks all night! Displaying some of the best local acoustic talent!


Line Up TBA
Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Wednesday March 22 2017
Lizz Meiring - Geheime Taal, R120

‘n Splinternuwe komiese en meer ernstige solostuk geskryf en gespeel deur Lizz Meiring.


Geheime taal handel oor die taal van blomme, ‘n beduiwelde bloemiste en ‘n geheim wat net nie op die lappe moet kom die.


Freda is ‘n 50 plus oujongnooi bloemiste met ‘n klein besigheid. ‘n Muwwerige klein perseel waar tyd stilgestaan het. Dit sien mens ook in haar keuse van blomme en haar rangskikkingstyl. Sy verkies om slegs bestellings via die internet en foon te hanteer. Nie juis ‘n mense-mens nie. In der waarheid, is sy bleddie ongeskik, maar amusant bitterbek en skerptong.


‘n Vrou wat sommer hardop se wat ander te ordentlik is om te uiter. Maar daar is een duidelike en verskuilde rede vir haar agterdog en afkeuring van die mensdom want ander verstaan nie haar geheime taal nie – die enigste wat vir haar sin maak, die enigste kommunikasie waarin sy veilig voel. Die taal is die geheime taal van blomme.


Inhoud nie geskik vir diegene sonder verbeelding of kinders onder 14 nie.


NB – Gratis wynproe vir kaartjiehouers elke aand voor die opvoerings vanaf 19h00. Uitstalling en verkope van unieke produkte deur Modern Tribal CC vanaf 19h00 (elke aand)

Centurion Theatre
123 Amkor Road
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" The Barn Mossel Bay

Our first tour for the year, “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour. We'll get up close and personal with you and take you behind the scenes of our songwriting journeys, experiences and influences over the years


The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour


Date | 5 April 2017
Time | 20h00
Tickets | R 200 pp

Bookings | http://www.thebarns.co.za/ots/order.php?vendor=1

The Barn, Mossel Bay
R327
Mossel Bay
South Africa
Thursday March 23 2017
Jagermeister presents: Making the MUSO 2017

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN!! Time to give your musical dreams a chance to become a reality! We are hosting this event as a chance to really support our local acts. Check out the details below for more info.


Each performance night will be free to the public. Expect great sound & lighting on the event nights.


*All entries must be submitted to the Arcade Empire Facebook page before 5 March 2017

* Please Facebook message Arcade Empire with a bio, demo/soundcloud/youtube link/recording etc..

*Previous top 16 will not be eligible to enter.


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★ WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR: ★
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1. We are not concerned with how many followers you have online, but we will be looking out for active artists.

2. Your audio does not need to be pristine, but we would like to hear what your general vibe is, any recording will do!

3. There will be a panel of relevant, music industry judges.


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★ PRIZES: ★
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A slot at OppiKoppi 2017
A slot at Lush Festival 2018
A slot at Park Acoustics

A slot at Arcade Empire x Griet Halloween 2017

A slot at The Good Luck Bar

A four track EP recording at Anti Motion Studios

A music video shot by Giant Squid Productions

A Photo shoot with Henk Steyn Photography

A years worth of Jager

An EP cover design work done by Slick Art


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★ DATES: ★
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16 March Music Workshop at Arcade Empire
23 March Arcade Empire
30 March The Good Luck Bar
6 April Arcade Empire
13 April The Good Luck Bar
20 April The Good Luck Bar
27 April Arcade Empire
4 May Arcade Empire
11 May The Good Luck Bar
25 May Finals Arcade Empire

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ROAR ✜ NO U18s ✜ I.D REQUIRED ✜ NO DRUGS ✜ NO WEAPONS

☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲☲
Arcade Empire
265 The Highway Street
Pretoria
0184
South Africa
Dani and the Lion

Part of the POPUpstairs season 2016/ 2017 supported by the National Arts Council of Southern Africa.


Welcome to The Den. A bar at the end of the world and, truth be told, at the end of it’s tether. Lucky for you not quite. Tonight is the last time that resident cover band, Dani and the Lion, will be performing at this, let’s say, fine establishment. A special performance that they have wanted to perform for years, but were never allowed. Tonight everything changes. Everything. Except for some things… Dani and the Lion, Last Night at The Den is a continuation of last year’s Dani and the Lion at Alexander Bar, as well as a run at the 2016 NAF, where it received an Ovation Award.


“Daneel’s stories would be heartbreaking if they weren’t so touchingly funny.” – Megan’s Head


“This production is absolutely breathtaking.” – Cue


“Cabaret as it was meant to be-sets the gold standard” – Broadway World


Biographies:

Daneel studied Theatre and Performance at UCT before Instagram existed. She then went on to work on her waitering skills and after a fairly impressive level of servitude was reached she approached the theatre industry with a new found fervour. Since then she has been in shows like Juliet Jenkin’s Big Girl, Long Street Nights directed by Nicky Rebelo and The Fugard’s Rocky Horror Show. Dani and the Lion; Last night at The Den, is a continuation of the cabaret that first saw light at The Alexander Bar last year. They (David Lubbe, Nicholas Spagnoletti, Edward van Kuik and herself) travelled this little circus to the 2016 National Arts Festival. On a horse named Ethel. Since then they have taken Ethel back home to Cape Town for another successful run at The Alexander Bar.


Dani is beside herself about running at Pop Art. And also a little sad to leave Ethel behind.


David is a pianist and teacher in the Cape Town area. Having won the prestigious Edgars Baby of the Year Award in 1983, he was destined for great things. Graduating from the University of Stellenbosch, David took a leave of absence to make money in the doll-drum accounting sector for many years but has recently returned to the wonderful world of music, working as an accompanist, teacher and performer. As a student, David won the Hugo van der Spuy Cup for best accompanist, was first runner up in the inaugural Nina Schumann Overseas Bursary Competition and performed with the Cape Town Philharmonic Orchestra as part of the Youth Music Festival. David performs, accompanies and teaches in and around Cape Town, mainly involving himself with the development of young musicians.


His recent concert appearances include a concert of all Poulenc's woodwind sonatas at Youngblood Gallery, performing in The Pitch at Alexander Bar and participating in the National Outreach Tour with Cape Town Opera


At POPArt Theatre:
23- 25 March @ 8pm
26 March @ 3:30pm

Tickets R120 at the door (R100 online)
P.O.P. Art
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Lizz Meiring - Geheime Taal, R120

‘n Splinternuwe komiese en meer ernstige solostuk geskryf en gespeel deur Lizz Meiring.


Geheime taal handel oor die taal van blomme, ‘n beduiwelde bloemiste en ‘n geheim wat net nie op die lappe moet kom die.


Freda is ‘n 50 plus oujongnooi bloemiste met ‘n klein besigheid. ‘n Muwwerige klein perseel waar tyd stilgestaan het. Dit sien mens ook in haar keuse van blomme en haar rangskikkingstyl. Sy verkies om slegs bestellings via die internet en foon te hanteer. Nie juis ‘n mense-mens nie. In der waarheid, is sy bleddie ongeskik, maar amusant bitterbek en skerptong.


‘n Vrou wat sommer hardop se wat ander te ordentlik is om te uiter. Maar daar is een duidelike en verskuilde rede vir haar agterdog en afkeuring van die mensdom want ander verstaan nie haar geheime taal nie – die enigste wat vir haar sin maak, die enigste kommunikasie waarin sy veilig voel. Die taal is die geheime taal van blomme.


Inhoud nie geskik vir diegene sonder verbeelding of kinders onder 14 nie.


NB – Gratis wynproe vir kaartjiehouers elke aand voor die opvoerings vanaf 19h00. Uitstalling en verkope van unieke produkte deur Modern Tribal CC vanaf 19h00 (elke aand)

Centurion Theatre
123 Amkor Road
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Friday March 24 2017
I AM, Coldfield, Defy Theory & Kinky Robot - Sundowners

Join us on Friday Friday the 24th of March for live bands,


I AM
Coldfield
Defy Theory
Kinky Robot

Entrance - R50

R.O.A.R

Sundowners (Alberton) is a licensed Alcohol serving venue. NO private beverages allowed!


Artwork - David Freedman
Sundowners (Alberton)
Corner Kliprivier Drive & Kromvlei Rd
Alberton
2190
South Africa
Adventure Man's "Dog Daze" Launch w/ The Plastics and Shortstraw

Our sophomore album "Dog Daze" is finally ready!


With collabs from Grassy Spark, Jon Shaban, and even Gad's brother, this is our most diverse album yet!


Our Cape Town besties The Plastics will be coming along for the whole launch tour, and Shortstraw will also be joining us as well as LINDO M


Candy, CDs, stickers and other awesome stuff will be sold on the night


Shaniqua will also be making an appearance at our kissing booth


Our mc for the evening will be Nqoba Ngcobo!


Tickets: 80 bones (rands also accepted)

Wonderous art by Michelle Smith and Nicola Smith

Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
The Big Beach Bash
The Big Beach Bash is back!

In celebration of 1 half of SauBomb, Jevan's Birthday!


This time we are going Bigger, Badder and Bassier!


2 Dance Floors, Over 15 Djs and some epic Suprise's in store! Details coming soon.


The Damage:

Tickets R100 Pre sale from Nu Tickets (Excludes booking fee)

R150 at the door.

Ladies free before 9pm.

Only good vibes, bring your dancing shoes!

NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE
Wild Waters Complex, 1 Margaret Ln
Boksburg
1459
South Africa
Jennifer Zamudio "Up close and personal"

Tickets available through our website www.laughingchefs.co.za/?page_id=3419 or stricly CASH at the door

R115.00 pp
Ticket automatically books your table
Doors open 18h
A la carte menu available from 18h
Fully licenced
Show starts 20h

Pretoria, maak jou reg vir die ZAMJAM ervaring!

Acoustic Flavours at Laughing Chefs
217 Soutpansberg Road, Rietondale
Pretoria
South Africa
Dan Patlansky - The Good Luck Bar (JHB) - Solo Acoustic
Ticket Price: R120 Pre-Sale R150 at door

Bookings: nicol@goodluckbar.co.za // 0846834413

The Good Luck Bar
1 Fox Street, Ferreirastown
Johannesburg
2000
South Africa
Saturday March 25 2017
NickFest 2017

Bigger and better than ever, NickFest 2017 will welcome kids and families to Ticketpro Dome, Johannesburg on 25 and 26 March for an amazing weekend of music and family fun, packed with entertainment, activities, events and experiences for all ages. Thrilling kids and parents alike, NickFest 2017 brings families together thanks to its unique combination of live acts from South African A-listers and character shows by Nickelodeon superstars SpongeBob SquarePants, Dora the Explorer, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Chase and Marshall from Paw Patrol, and – for the very first time – Shimmer and Shine!


New for NickFest 2017 is an amazing free extreme sports attraction where kids can try out trikes, bikes, skates and wheels or every kind, as well as an interactive graffiti wall. And of course there will be lots of Nickelodeon’s trademark slime – gallons and gallons in the awesome Slime Area – now bigger and stickier than before!


During the two-day festival, Ticketpro Dome will be totally transformed into a Nickelodeon wonderland inspired by the channel’s colourful on-screen worlds. There will be two sessions each day, with morning sessions starting at 09h00 and afternoon sessions at 15h00.


Time: First Session 9am - 12pm | Second Session 3pm - 6pm

Price: R290 pp | R270 pp for a family of 4-6 people | R250 pp for groups of 10 + | Free for children under 2 | R150 pp for Slime Area

More info: http://www.ticketpro.co.za
Ticketpro Dome
Cnr Olievenhout Avenue and Northumberland Road
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
Adventure Man "Dog Daze" PTA Launch w/ The Plastics & Shortstraw

Flip Pretoria, it's time to release our sophomore album "Dog Daze"


With collabs from Grassy Spark, Jon Shaban, and even Gad's brother, this is our most diverse album yet!


Our Cape Town besties The Plastics will be joining as, as well as Shortstraw and local boys The Lebowskis


Tickets TBC


Nicola Smith and Michelle Smith did our incredible art ♥

Arcade Empire
265 The Highway Street
Pretoria
0184
South Africa
Arcade's 6th Birthday Party - Indie Night ft Shortstraw & more

We’re turning 6 years old in March and what better way to celebrate than with a very fun line-up & vibe on our birthday! Big thanks to everybody that supported us throughout the past six years! We can’t wait to party with you!


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★ The Lebowski
★ Adventure Man
★ The Plastics
★ Shortstraw

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★ Half 'n Half
★ ADHDJs
★ Moejoe

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★ R80 Earlybird online
★ R100 Pre-sold online

★ R120 at the door at the entrance on the day from 6pm



This Event is Proudly sponsored by Black Label, Flying Fish & Jagermeister

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R.O.A.R
NO U18s
I.D REQUIRED
NO WEAPONS
NO STUDENT CARDS
CERTIFIED COPIES ONLY
NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES

NO PHOTOS OF IDENTIFICATION WILL BE ACCEPTED

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***Design by Slick Art***
Arcade Empire
265 The Highway Street
Pretoria
0184
South Africa
HELLO CAPE TOWN | Shimmy Beach Club - Sat 25th March

South Africa's premier nightlife brand returns to the mother city at none other than South Africa's flagship venue: Shimmy Beach Club on Saturday the 25th of March

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Earlybird tickets are NOW on sale from ---> bit.ly/hellocapetown2017


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Lineup TBA.

Brought to you by Spiced Productions and The LAB.

Strictly no Under 18s.
Shimmy Beach Club
12 South Arm Road, V&A Waterfront
Cape Town
8005
South Africa
RKO by die Solms Delta Oesfees 2017!

Vanjaar is die 10de ATKV Oesfees by Solms Delta in die pragtige Franschoek. Dit is waarlik 'n unieke belewenis!

Solms Delta,ATKV Oesfees
Franschhoek
7690
South Africa
Jesse Clegg
25 Mar - (Sat) - 20:00
Price: R200

Platinum selling artist, Jesse Clegg, brings his unique style of soulful song writing and radio favourites to the Barnyard Theatre Rivonia this March. Hot off the back of his sold out “Things Unseen” National Tour, and his latest single release, Jesse will be showcasing both his acoustic and full band live sets at the Barnyard Theatre Rivonia. Jesse Clegg is a South African Singer-Songwriter whose three studio albums, When I Wake Up, his 2011 follow up Life On Mars, and his latest album, Things Unseen, have made the 27-year-old a platinum-selling success in his home country. He has released six Top 10 singles and toured extensively throughout South Africa. In 2014, Jesse brought his music to the International stage with a seven-week tour across the United States and Canada, and returned to North America in 2016 for his 2nd North American Tour, playing 36 shows across the continent. Jesse released Things Unseen in June 2016 with the singles ‘Use Me’, ‘Souvenir’ & ‘Breathing’ all charting Nationally. This show promises to be an evening to remember. Tickets R 200 Bookings can be made online at www.barnyardtheatre.co.za or telephonically on 087-236-3088 Saturday, 25th March @ 8pm #ThingsUnseenTour

Barnyard Rivonia
Corner of Witkoppen Road & Rivonia Road
Sandton
2191
South Africa
Lizz Meiring - Geheime Taal, R120

‘n Splinternuwe komiese en meer ernstige solostuk geskryf en gespeel deur Lizz Meiring.


Geheime taal handel oor die taal van blomme, ‘n beduiwelde bloemiste en ‘n geheim wat net nie op die lappe moet kom die.


Freda is ‘n 50 plus oujongnooi bloemiste met ‘n klein besigheid. ‘n Muwwerige klein perseel waar tyd stilgestaan het. Dit sien mens ook in haar keuse van blomme en haar rangskikkingstyl. Sy verkies om slegs bestellings via die internet en foon te hanteer. Nie juis ‘n mense-mens nie. In der waarheid, is sy bleddie ongeskik, maar amusant bitterbek en skerptong.


‘n Vrou wat sommer hardop se wat ander te ordentlik is om te uiter. Maar daar is een duidelike en verskuilde rede vir haar agterdog en afkeuring van die mensdom want ander verstaan nie haar geheime taal nie – die enigste wat vir haar sin maak, die enigste kommunikasie waarin sy veilig voel. Die taal is die geheime taal van blomme.


Inhoud nie geskik vir diegene sonder verbeelding of kinders onder 14 nie.


NB – Gratis wynproe vir kaartjiehouers elke aand voor die opvoerings vanaf 19h00. Uitstalling en verkope van unieke produkte deur Modern Tribal CC vanaf 19h00 (elke aand)

Centurion Theatre
123 Amkor Road
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Sunday March 26 2017
We, The People Walk 2017

It’s time for the Constitution Hill annual ‘We the People Walk’. The walk, which takes its title from the preamble to the South African Constitution, will take place on 26 March 2017.


The walk, which starts and ends at Constitution Hill has a 8km as well as a 5km route which takes you past significant sites within the inner city. Children under the age of 12 can participate in the “We, the Children Walk” – a 1 km route around the precinct followed by fun filled activities in the dedicated kids area. Following the walk, the fun continues with great entertainment on Constitution Square.


Tickets are available online: (https://www.constitutionhill.org.za/events/event/2672/).Register online and receive a 15% discount!

Teams are welcome to enter at a minimum of 10 people per team. #WeWalk2017

Constitution Hill (South Africa)
11 Kotze Street, Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2017
South Africa
Bite Club // March 26

We bring you the second edition of #BiteClub a budding social get-together set in Jozi's hub of craft, design, fashion and trends at Work Shop New Town. We invite you to come enjoy a Sunday afternoon at #TheWorkshop with your friends and family.


With a mix of street food, Zwakala craft beer, and a backdrop of some old and new skool Hip Hop, R&B, reggae/dancehall and more.


Get your tickets via Quicket (https://www.quicket.co.za/events/23990-bite-club/#/ ) & come through to #TheWorkshop for BITE CLUB! - The newest social experience to hit the streets.

Work Shop New Town
100 Carr Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
SundaesOnJunction presents an Indian Cultural experience

Tribhangi dance Theatre brings you an Indian Cultural experience through music and dance. Don't miss out.

Newtown Junction
Newtown
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Dan Patlansky - The Cockpit Brewhouse (Cullinan) - Solo Acoustic
Ticket Price: R150

Bookings: brewmaster@brewhouse.co.za / 0829029669

Time: 14h00
The Cockpit Brewhouse
80 Oak Avenue
Cullinan
1000
South Africa
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" Franschhoek

The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour.


Inspired by the song writing prowess of front man Kahn Morbee and collaborated as a collective for over 15 years, the band will get up close and personal with fans as they take them behind the scenes of their song writing journeys, experiences and influences over the years that has enabled them to remain one of South Africa’s most celebrated rock pop acts in recent times that have touched many a fan in some shape or form.


Tickets @ R195.00
The Franschhoek Cellar
R45, Franschhoek Main Rd
Franschhoek
7690
South Africa
Andrey Baranov - violin / Maria Baranova - piano
ANDREY BARANOV violin
MARIA BARANOVA piano
Sunday 26 March : 17:00

Winner of the 2012 Queen Elizabeth International Violin Competition, this young Russian violinist now leads the outstanding David Oistrakh Quartet. He has appeared with leading orchestras such as the Brussels Philharmonic, the St Petersburg Philharmonic and England's Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and together with his sister, Maria Baronova, forms a superb duo.


Programme:
Tartini : 'Devil's Trill' Sonata

Tchaikovsky : Souvenir d'un lieu cher (Meditation, Scherzo & Melody)

Tchaikovsky : Valse-Scherzo, Opus 34
Paganini : Campanella, Opus 7

Eugene Ysaye : Sonata for Solo Violin, Opus 27, No 4

Chausson : Poème, Opus 25
Ravel : Tzigane (1924)

Booking is at Computicket, or tickets available at the Linder Auditorium Box Office one hour before the start of the performance.


Please note: there is NO Credit Card facility at Linder Auditorium Box Office.


For more info: 011 728 5492 or 083 228 2917.

Johannesburg Musical Society - Since 1902
Performance address: Linder Auditorium, St Andrews Road.
Johannesburg
2093
South Africa
Schalk Bezuidenhout & Loki Rothman - Dinner & show - #NoUnder16

Schalk Bezuidenhout & Loki Rothman: Live by die Blouhond


Die een slag heilige koeie en laat jou skaterlag, die ander neem jou op reis met virtuose kitaarspel. Schalk Bezuidenhout en Loki Rothman tree op Sondag 26 Maart saam op by Die Blouhond. Elkeen sal vir 45 minute lank van hul beste werk met teatergangers deel.


Schalk Bezuidenhout, die krulkopkomediant met sy kenmerkende truitjies, is die mees opwindende nuwe stem in Suid-Afrikaanse stand-up. Sedert hierdie boorling van Kempton Park in 2015 in Trevor Noah se voorprogram opgetree het en ’n solo-vertoning op Comedy Central uitgesaai is, het hy baie vinnig ’n huishoudelike naam in Suid-Afrika geraak. Of hy nou besig is om meisies op Die Kliek te lei na romantiese uitstappies, die geliefde Danny vertolk in Hotel of vlymskerp waarnemings deel in die satiriese Jou Nuusminuut, is een ding ’n feit: Schalk Bezuidenhout laat mense lag.


Loki Rothman het die Suid-Afrikaanse musiektoneel reeds in 2009 soos 'n tornado getref met sy kitaarspel in die TV-reeks SA's Got Talent. Sy debuutalbum The Way Back was verlede jaar vir 'n SAMA genomineer en hy het onlangs die klankbaan van die romcom-fliek Jou Romeo komponeer. Loki was ook tot onlangs Jack Parow se voltydse kitaarspeler en hy het die immergewilde treffer "Blou" saam met die legendariese Laurika Rauch opgeneem.

Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Monday March 27 2017
The Real Dirt at The Alexander Bar

POPUpstairs is back at the Alexander bar with a favourite from our last season...


Within a two year period that coincided with his thirtieth birthday, Lebogang Mogashoa moved countries, lost a parent, and changed careers. He insisted that he was fine; all he needed was chardonnay, an entire carrot cake and a good night’s sleep - every single day. Until he was mugged at gun point just before his thirty-first birthday. He suddenly found himself buried under the weight of three decade’s worth of terrifying experiences. In The Real Dirt, he examines some of those experiences through gratifyingly personal and hilarious stories that arrive at a satisfying moment of human connection, and an Apple product.


Don't miss the wonderfully engaging Lebogang Mogashoa at his best with this collection of stories.


Written and performed by Lebogang Mogashoa

Directed by Hayleigh Evans

27 March - 1 April at The Alexander Upstairs

Tickets are R 90 online. R 120 at the door


Part of POPUpstairs season 2016/ 2017 supported by the National Arts Council of South Africa (NAC)

Alexander Bar, Café and Theatre
76 Strand Street
Cape Town
8001
South Africa
Soon: 27 March 2017!
More information here soon....
Pretoria
Pretoria
South Africa
Tuesday March 28 2017
Grease - Partyfest Synergy '17 - Peppiekats
Welcome to the 1st season of

Tuks - Partyfest Synergy 2017 @Madison Avenue Pretoria.

ALL ARE WELCOME :)

Movie theme: Grease

Each team competing will have one night to try and host the social event of the year with their chosen Movie theme.


They will create excitement through creative décor, team work from their students, inviting as much support as possible and an entertainment high-light called KO Rhythm (National group dance competition). Youtube promo clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9orfPGZNK8


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These special event nights will have 2 dancefloors inside the venue with awesome promos, specials, a much lower entrance rate with a video & camera crew (Chance to be on the official highlight video for the night). #NOTTOBEMISSED


Main dance floor: The best as usual ;) & oldies

Glass Box: Hip hop & alternative

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ENTRANCE

Pre-sale ticket: R10 (Will be available from Team)

Door (Students): R20
Door (Public): R30

Team name: Peppiekats
Residences: Mopanie & Katjiepiering

More details coming soon..
Madison Avenue Pretoria
2 Ernies place
Pretoria
0041
South Africa
Wednesday March 29 2017
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" Barnyard CPT

Our first tour for the year, “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour. We'll get up close and personal with you and take you behind the scenes of our songwriting journeys, experiences and influences over the years


The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour


Date | 5 April 2017
Time | 20h00
Tickets | R 200 pp

Bookings | https://www.barnyardtheatre.co.za/book_info.aspx?sid=19954

The Barnyard Theatre, Williowbridge
Shop F09, Willowbridge Life Style Centre, 39 Carl Cronje Ave., Tygervalley
Bellville
7530
South Africa
Thursday March 30 2017
Elvis Blue - Dinner & show #LimitedTickets
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
GIRLS NIGHT OUT!
***GIRLS NIGHT OUT***

We bring to you, 4 awesome bands all fronted by ladies!


Lineup:
8pm Friends With Leaves
9pm The Stylix
10pm Skarlit
11pm Coldfield

Drink specials:
TBA

R40 entrance for guys!
R20 entrance for girls!

And you get a shot at the door after paying entry!


Bring your dancing shoes and smiles!

And come enjoy a night jam packed with great music!

Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Single Minded

Part of the POPUpstairs season 2016/ 2017 supported by the National Arts Council of Southern Africa


The filthy mind behind the cult-hit Dirty Words is back at it again with a sizzling new show. Mixing comedy and raunch with a dazzling disregard for politeness and moral hygiene, Jon Keevy serves up six scenes skewering sex and love. Mostly sex. Whether it's bachelorette parties, misleading dating profiles, or just good old fashioned homicide – Kat and Kiro have it uncovered.


Audiences at Alexander Bar’s Upstairs Theatre:

“Sharp, witty writing. Really fantastic performances by two of my favourite actors”

“Jon Keevy's script was brilliantly sharp and witty, and Kiroshan Naidoo & Kathleen Stephens amazing in their multiple roles. Delivery was perfectly timed and the body language pure genius. Side-splittingly funny!”

“What a fabulous way to end 2016. Love the script and the performances of Kiroshan Naidoo & Kathleen Stephens - wonderful. Yes, we did laugh out loud, we giggled, we grinned broadly - would so see this again! And two more actors to follow. I want to see every production. Exciting times. Fun, funny, fast, frothy, fabulous!”

“Plenty of zest, enthusiasm and panache. The performers are GREAT!”


Biographies:

Jon Keevy is a wild card, a maverick, a madman. Or at least he wants you to think that. To be entirely honest you wouldn’t look at this professional writer and guess at the joyful perversity he’s willing to put his characters through. In fact you might have heard his name in connection with serious plays like Every Beautiful Thing (dir. Khutjo Bakunzi Green, 2016), or respectable plays for young audiences like Get Kraken! (dir. Kim Kerfoot, 2014). Let us reassure you though that Jon Keevy is not in the least bit respectable himself.


Kiroshan Naidoo graduated from UCT in 2015 and has performed in productions like People Are Living There (dir. Blythe Stuart Linger and Kathleen Stephens, 2015) and Reparations (dir. Ameera Conrad, 2016). His versatility has garnered attention and in 2017 he’ll be on set with Hollywood people. He insisted we add that to his bio.


Kathleen Stephens trained as a theatre maker at UCT, graduating in 2014. Her comedic timing and physical presence caught audience attention in UHM (dir. Koleka Putuma) and I Love You Sally Field (dir. Wessel Pretorius). Her upcoming projects are ‘lit’(her words).


At POPArt:
30 March- 1 April @ 8pm
2 April @ 3:30pm

Tickets R100 at the door (R80 online)
P.O.P. Art
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Friday March 31 2017
Susan Coetzer - Dinner & show (vir die mans en vrouens)
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
We Are Animals present: Arcade Empire's 6th Birthday

We’re turning 6 years old in March and what better way to celebrate than with a very sexy electro line-up & vibe on our birthday! Big thanks to everybody that supported us throughout the past six years! We can’t wait to party with you!


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★ Oliver Koletzki (Berlin)
★ Niko Schwind (Official) (Berlin)
★ (Third international TBA)
★ Ryan Murgatroyd
★ HAEZER
★ Niskerone
★ Kyle Watson
★ Das Kapital
★ Embassy
★ Bongani Zulu
★ Don Trillby
★ D&S

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★ R80 Earlybird online (tickets go live on 24/02/2017)

★ R100 Pre-sold online

★ R150 at the door at the entrance on the day from 6pm



This Event is Proudly sponsored by Olmeca & Flying Fish

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R.O.A.R
NO U18s
I.D REQUIRED
NO WEAPONS
NO STUDENT CARDS
CERTIFIED COPIES ONLY
NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES

NO PHOTOS OF IDENTIFICATION WILL BE ACCEPTED

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***Design by Slick Art***
Arcade Empire
265 The Highway Street
Pretoria
0184
South Africa
Alchemy - Sundowners

Join us on Friday the 31st of March for our house band,

ALCHEMY!

FREE Entrance!

R.O.A.R
Sundowners (Alberton)
Corner Kliprivier Drive & Kromvlei Rd
Alberton
2190
South Africa
Dan Patlansky Solo Acoustic
Dan Patlansky solo acoustic show
March 31 & April 1

Tickets R150 (Bookings only confirmed once payment received)

Bookings 0729945096

Get your tickets now to avoid dissapointment - both shows will be sold out.

The Music Kitchen
69 Mangold Street, Newton Park
Port Elizabeth
6045
South Africa
Summer Sensation Breakup Party - Friday 31 March - Nicci Beach

Spiced Afterparties & NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE come together to celebrate this Summers HOTTEST BREAKUP PARTY! 👏

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♫Featuring the amazing sounds of SA's hottest artists: ♫

VIMO
Vin Groovin
Garth & Quinta
DJ Stallion
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➳Presold Tickets ---> R200

➳Table Bookings ---> R1400 per table. Includes Bottle, Mixers & Entry for 4

➳Tickets available online from http://afterparties.nutickets.co.za

or from selected Spiced Agents.
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❤ Venue: NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE
❤ Doors Open at 8pm till 4am

❤ Dresscode: Smart Casual (No takkies, shorts)

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Right Of Admission Reserved
For info and table bookings please mail:
info@spicedproductions.co.za
NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE
Wild Waters Complex, 1 Margaret Ln
Boksburg
1459
South Africa
Beeskraal Live at Route 33

Beeskraal Live at Route 33 we cannot wait for this Talented band!!

Route 33
Cnr of Ben Swart Street & 33rd Ave
Pretoria
0186
South Africa
Refentse - My Hart Bly In ‘n Taal, R150

Die sanger Refentse, sê hy moet homself kort-kort knyp wanneer hy aan sy wegholsukses dink, maar hy wil bloot sy passie om musiek te maak uitleef.


Refentse was byna onmiddellik ‘n gunsteling onder Afrikaanssprekendes nadat ‘n verbyganger hom met ‘n selfoon afgeneem het terwyl hy ‘n Afrikaanse liedjie gesing en op sy kitaar getokkel het.


“Ek weet nie regtig wat om daarvan te dink nie, dit alles het so vinnig gebeur” sê hy. “Ek is so dankbaar vir die talent wat ek by ons Hemelse Vader gekry het.”


Sy unieke storie het duisende Suid-Afrikaners se aandag getrek. Afrikaanse musiek het hom lief gemaak vir die taal én musiek. “Ek was in ‘n Afrikaanse skool, maar my ouers kon nie Afrikaans praat nie. Hulle kon my dus nie die fyner dinge leer nie. Ek moes toe na Afrikaanse musiek luister om die taal beter te leer ken. Vandaar het ek ‘n groot liefde vir die taal ontwikkel.”


Hy vat maar nog elke dag soos dit kom. “Ek beplan nie te veel nie, maar ek wil net die reis so ver as moontlik vat. Dis vir my belangrik om vir mense te wys musiek gaan nie oor ras of taal nie, maar oor hoe dit mense laat voel,” voeg hy by.


Die sanger het onlangs ook sy debuutalbum “My hart bly in ‘n taal” vrygestel. “Die liedjies op die album is goue oues van kunstenaars soos Koos du Plessis, Laurika Rauch en Chris Blignaut. Die ou skoen pas beter en dis musiek waarmee ek grootgeword het wat ek graag wil sing.”


Die album bevat ook twee liedjies uit sy pen. Ek het ‘n liedjie geskryf oor ons 40 dae-feesviering, wat elke skool se matrieks vier wanneer daar net 40 dae van die skoolloopbaan oor is. Die liedjie “Baby, wat eet ons vanaand?” is geskryf oor ‘n meisie op wie ek verlief was, maar dit het nie uitgewerk nie.

Centurion Theatre
123 Amkor Road
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Dan Patlansky - Music Kitchen (P.E) - Solo Acoustic

Bookings: ian.mitch1977@gmail.com / 041 3641 964

The Music Kitchen
69 Mangold Street, Newton Park
Port Elizabeth
6045
South Africa
Adventure Man's "Dog Daze" Cape Town Launch w/ Diamond Thug & Veladraco

Damn Cape Town! It's only been 2 months and we already miss you!


This time we'll be coming with our sophomore album "Dog Daze"! Our Cape Town faves Diamond Thug will be joining us as well as Veladraco!


With collabs from Grassy Spark, Jon Shaban, and even Gad's brother, this is our most diverse album yet!


Tickets 60 bones at the door (rands also accepted)



Nicola Smith and Michelle Smith did our incredible art <3

The Manila Bar
161 Longmarket Street
Cape Town
8001
South Africa
Saturday April 01 2017
Adventure Man's "Dog Daze" Stellies Launch w/ Diamond Thug & Veladraco

It's our first time playing in beautiful Stellenbosch!


We'll be coming with our sophomore album "Dog Daze". Our Cape Town pals Diamond Thug and Veladraco will be joining us!


With collabs from Grassy Spark, Jon Shaban, and even Gad's brother, this is our most diverse album yet!


Tickets 60 bones at the door (rands also accepted)


Nicola Smith and Michelle Smith did our incredible art ♥

Aandklas Stellenbosch
43a Birdstraat
Stellenbosch
7600
South Africa
Hard Rock Cafe Pretoria Live

Join us for the grand opening of Hard Rock Cafe Pretoria on Saturday 1 April 2017 - With Some of SA's best bands / DJ's performing on one big stage!


*** ARTIST LINE UP ***

13:00 - 13:40 - COMING SOON
14:00 - 14:40 - COMING SOON
15:00 - 15:40 - Little Ringo
16:00 - 16:40 - COMING SOON
17:00 - 17:40 - IV4
18:00 - 18:40 - COMING SOON
19:00 - 19:40 - COMING SOON
20:00 - 20:40 - COMING SOON
21:00 - 21:40 - COMING SOON
22:00 - 22:40 - COMING SOON
23:00 - 23:40 - COMING SOON
00:00 - 01:00 - The Kiffness
01:00 - 02:00 - DJ HAZE

***What are you allowed to bring?***

Sunscreen
Hat's
Sun Glasses
😛 Happy Faces
💃🏼 Dancing Shoes
😁 Good Attitude

***Stores Available***

🍻 Bars
Water Bar
🍔 Food Stalls
🛑VIP Area

***NOT ALLOWED***

(Any items on this list found will be confiscated)


No Food
No Braais
No Firearms
No Weapons
No Fireworks
No Hubly's
No Glass or Metal objects
No Gazebos
No Umbrellas
No Animal of any sort
No Drugs
No Alcoholic Beverages
No Soft drinks
No Water Bottles
No Energy Drinks

*R.O.A.R

🎫Ticketing🎫

http://www01.ticketpros.co.za/portal/web/index.php/event/cfc751a1-e603-393a-5186-58aaf0048b1f


Early Bird @ R150
At the door @ R250
Kids Under 10 Free
VIP Pass @ R1000

Please Note* All VIP tickets include access into the VIP area FREE local drinks & FREE food limited tickets *Shooters & Sprits will be at your own cost!


❗️Please Note: This Festival is open to under 18's However children must be accompanied by an adult and NO ONE under 18 years of age will be allowed in beer garden.❗️


🚘 Parking entrance from Garsfontein road.

Hard Rock Cafe Pretoria
Shop G167, Menlyn Park Shopping Centre. CNR Atterbury RD & Rios Avenue,
Pretoria
0081
South Africa
The Rootless Merchant Presents: The Fools Are Out!

The Rootless Merchant brings you a night of jamming and foolery!


This will be our very first show! We will be launching at Sundowners (Alberton) and we have organised an amazing line up for you to come and party!


Line up!

20:00 - Liquid Lake
21:00 - The Barcode Bandits
22:00 - Lawless Gentlemen
23:00 - The Ceramics

Doors open at 18:00
R50 Gets you in!
Lets make this one hell of a night!!
Sundowners (Alberton)
Corner Kliprivier Drive & Kromvlei Rd
Alberton
2190
South Africa
Francois van Coke - Riverside Estate, Middelburg
Date: 1 April 2017
Line-up: Francios van Coke
Venue: Riverside Estate Middelburg

Adress: Old Belfast Rd Rondebosch Smallholdings

Contact: Philip - 0828972809
Gates open: 19H00
Performance time: 22h00

Tickets: R 800 All inclusive, VIP R1,000 @ Rustique Boutique Hotel


HIERDIE IS DIE LEWE is out now! Proudly supported by Jagermeister & Red Bull Studios.


Get it on iTunes or Google Play: http://smarturl.it/hierdieisdielewe


http://francoisvancoke.co.za/
Riverside Estate, Middelburg
Middelburg
1055
South Africa
Alchemy Presents: Tom Misch Live At Goodluck Bar

Alchemy is a new style of events that focus on bringing you the best in live music & beat production. In 2016 Alchemy brought down acclaimed Canadian band BADBADNOTGOOD & in 2017 Alchemy aim to take it a step further.


So it is with the utmost pleasure that we announce the act for the next event.


On April the 1st Alchemy will be hosting London born 21 year old singer-songwriter / producer / DJ Tom Misch


Tom’s introduction to music came early on when - from the age of four - he’d be taken along to classical concerts by his parents and began to learn the violin. At nine he moved onto guitar and by the age of eleven, he was working on his own compositions after acquiring a loop pedal.


After taking the musical ingredients of J Dilla style beats, John Mayer- esque guitar lines and neo-soul and putting them through his very own musical blender, the then 17-year- old started putting his homemade beats on his new Soundcloud account back in 2012.

In no time at all, his tracks were being sampled by budding rappers on YouTube, before influential Berlin beat maker Lamnobodi shared one of his tracks on Soundcloud, leading to the first spurt of widespread interest in his music.


After releasing around 18 individual tracks on his Soundcloud, Tom was inundated with people asking where they could buy a full release, so compiled the tracks into the much loved ‘Beat Tape 1’, and put it on Bandcamp through his own Beyond The Groove label.


The 21-year-old producer dropped ‘Beat Tape 2’ in August 2015, a collection of songs and beat sketches he put together in the first half of that year, and he now has major tastemakers like Annie Mac, Zane Lowe and Beats 1’s Julie Adenuga queuing up to proclaim him as one of the most exciting new emerging musical talents.


So dont miss out on what will surely be a live music spectacular.


Supporting acts & DJ's will be announced shortly.


Ticket Prices

Prehistoric Bird - R150 - SOLD OUT
Early Bird - R250 - SOLD OUT
Pre-Sold - R300
Door - R400

Tickets available on Quicket (http://qkt.io/942ZKAt) & www.koolout.co.za


Brought to you by Kool Out & Play Energy Drink

Goodluck bar 1fox Street
Johannesburg
South Africa
Dan Patlansky - Music Kitchen (P.E) - Solo Acoustic

Bookings: ian.mitch1977@gmail.com / 041 3641 964

The Music Kitchen
69 Mangold Street, Newton Park
Port Elizabeth
6045
South Africa
Sunday April 02 2017
Modernist Limited Edition Prints Pop Up Shop

The first Pop Up With event of 2017 offers all levels of art collectors the rare opportunity to own a piece of South African art history.


The Modernist Limited Edition Prints Pop Up Shop features work by Walter Battiss, Lucky Sibaya, Cecil Skotnes, Judith Mason, Dirk Meerkotter and Fred Schimmel amongst many others. It takes place on Sunday April 2nd at Parktown High School for Girls in Johannesburg.


Unusually for a current print collection, the works on sale at the upcoming pop up were made during the 1970s and early 1980s - drawn from one of the most important art clubs South Africa has ever produced, the Graphic Club.


Started by artist Fred Schimmel in 1970, the Graphic Club was aimed at giving entry-level collectors an accessible way of owning investment art. For a monthly membership fee, members were entitled to two works by any of the artists who were contributing to the club. With many based out of the legendary Polly Street Art Centre in central Johannesburg, the artists made screenprint works that are now firmly part of the Modernist tradition. The prints are embossed with the letters GC – Graphic Club - and are signed, dated and editioned.


After Fred died in 2009, the Graphic Club was resurrected by his daughter Gail, who has now made the original collection available through the Modernist Limited Prints Pop Up Shop.


Fred had meticulously documented and conserved the collection of prints that vary in price from R1500 to R60000, with many priced in the R3500 to R5000 range.


The Modernist Limited Edition Prints Pop Up Shop has no entrance fee and will also feature supervised children’s art activities with food and drinks by Cajun Joe's Food Co. and Go Coffee – making it a great family outing this April.


Work by:

Walter Battiss, Cecil Skotnes, Lucky Sibiya, Judith Mason, Dirk Meerkotter and Bettie Cilliers-Barnard, Bill Hart and Frank Hawley, Fred Schimmel, Lionel Abrams, Raymond Andrews, Noel Bisseker, Wim Blom, Lee Brews, Nils Burwitz, Bettie Cilliers-Barnard, Dorothy Clark, Tadeusz Jaroszynski, Aileen Lipkin, Kara Malaise, Wendy Malan, Berenice Michelow, Francois Naude, Nina Aleksander Ristic, Ulrich Schwaneke, Larry Scully, Herman van Nazareth, Nico Van Rensburg, Jensma Wopko

Parktown High School for Girls
55 Tryone Avenue, Parkview
Johannesburg
2193
South Africa
A Taste of the South Featuring "Louisiana"

This is a "Long Table Seating" R550pp Email reservations to booking.smokinjoeribs@gmail.com. Bookings close 6 March and payment is required to confirm booking. Limited Seating.

Menu: Louisiana-Style Shrimp Boil, Louisiana Sunburst Salad(Creole), Hush Puppies, Red Beans and Rice, Creole bread pudding with vanilla whiskey sauce, and Beignets.

Dalberry Guest House
7 Troupant Ave Magaliessig
Johannesburg
2067
South Africa
Beach I'm Famous
Beach I'm Famous Is Back
Sat The 1st Of April

Arguable the most sophisticated crowds are expected to gather


Coolest kids on the block
Leaders of new school

Hip Hop and House

R110 Presale
R150 Door
NICCI BEACH ULTRA LOUNGE
Wild Waters Complex, 1 Margaret Ln
Boksburg
1459
South Africa
Dan Patlansky LIVE

R150 pp - it's small change for such a world class gig and here in St Francis of all places!


The world can’t get enough of South African blues-rock wizard Dan Patlansky


The South African guitar virtuoso Dan Patlansky has been the support act for Joe Satriani’s last twenty five dates of this European Tour. PATLANSKY was selected by the legendary Satriani as special guest on the European and UK legs of his Shockwave Tour 2015 taking in twenty five shows across ten countries from 9 October to 10 November 2015.


Amidst ave reviews from European music press on the back of this tour, PATLANSKY’s 2015 UK album release ‘Dear Silence Thieves’, and 2012 album ’20 Stones’ both also reached the UK ITunes Top Twenty Blues Albums in the first week of November 2015.


PATLANSKY has also confirmed headline performances at London’s renowned venue The Borderline, as well as at the Planet Rockstock Festival in Wales in December 2015. An eight-show joint tour with British blues rockers King King in May 2016 as well as a further eighteen European shows in June 2016 are confirmed as part of the European launch of his new album ‘INTRO-VERTIGO’ which is being released worldwide in March 2016.


The world can’t seem to get enough of South African blues-rock wizard Dan Patlansky at the moment and fans in the USA can look forward to a US Tour announcement in the very near future.

Rock Lily - Cape St Francis
Da Gama Street
St. Francis Bay
6312
South Africa
Dan Patlansky - Rock Lily (St. Francis) - Solo Acoustic

Bookings: 042 940-0174 // rocklily56@gmail.com

Rock Lily - Cape St Francis
Da Gama Street
St. Francis Bay
6312
South Africa
Monday April 03 2017
Dan Patlansky - The Barnyard Plettenberg bay - Solo Acoustic

Bookings: 079 876 0406 // jeanne@stormproduktionz.co.za

The Barnyard - Plettenberg Bay
Askop Road - The Crags
Plettenberg Bay
6602
South Africa
Tuesday April 04 2017
American Pie - Partyfest Synergy '17: Boekies Ladies
Welcome to the 1st season of

Tuks - Partyfest Synergy 2017 @Madison Avenue Pretoria.

ALL ARE WELCOME :)

Movie theme: American Pie

Each team competing will have one night to try and host the social event of the year with their chosen Movie theme.


They will create excitement through creative décor, team work from their students, inviting as much support as possible and an entertainment high-light called KO Rhythm (National group dance competition). Youtube promo clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9orfPGZNK8


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These special event nights will have 2 dancefloors inside the venue with awesome promos, specials, a much lower entrance rate with a video & camera crew (Chance to be on the official highlight video for the night). #NOTTOBEMISSED


Main dance floor: The best as usual ;) & oldies

Glass Box: Hip hop & alternative

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ENTRANCE

Pre-sale ticket: R10 (Will be available from Team)

Door (Students): R20
Door (Public): R30

Team name: Boekies Ladies
Residences: Boekenhout & Vividus Ladies

More details coming soon..
Madison Avenue Pretoria
2 Ernies place
Pretoria
0041
South Africa
Wednesday April 05 2017
Jesse Clegg - Things Unseen Tour
05 Apr - (Wed) - 20:00
Price: R200

Platinum selling artist, Jesse Clegg, brings his unique style of soulful song writing and radio favourites to the Barnyard Theatre. Hot off the back of his sold out “Things Unseen” National Tour, and his latest single release, Jesse will be showcasing both his acoustic and full band live sets at the Barnyard Theatre. Jesse Clegg is a South African Singer-Songwriter whose three studio albums, When I Wake Up, his 2011 follow up Life On Mars, and his latest album, Things Unseen, have made the 27-year-old a platinum-selling success in his home country. He has released six Top 10 singles and toured extensively throughout South Africa. In 2014, Jesse brought his music to the International stage with a seven-week tour across the United States and Canada, and returned to North America in 2016 for his 2nd North American Tour, playing 36 shows across the continent. Jesse released Things Unseen in June 2016 with the singles ‘Use Me’, ‘Souvenir’ & ‘Breathing’ all charting Nationally. This show promises to be an evening to remember. #ThingsUnseenTour

Barnyard Emperors Palace
64 Jones Road
Kempton Park
1619
South Africa
The Parlotones - The Stories Behind The Songs
05 Apr - (Wed) - 20:00
Price: R200

Off the back of yet an amazing year sharing their music with fans far and wide, The Parlotones are pleased to announce their first instalment for the year, “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour taking place from March 2017. Inspired by the song writing prowess of front man Kahn Morbee and collaborated as a collective for over 15 years, the band will get up close and personal with fans as they take them behind the scenes of their song writing journeys, experiences and influences over the years that has enabled them to remain one of South Africa’s most celebrated rock pop acts in recent times that have touched many a fan in some shape or form. “Creating music that resonates with our fans is something that we as a band are very proud of and we are looking forward to sharing the method behind our madness when it comes to the processes and ideas behind constructing each and every song,” says Kahn. “Be it the different paths in life we have travelled, to the experiences and adventures, we are looking forward to sharing these stories with our fans across the country.” As part of the tour, the band will also be releasing “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” coffee table book co-written by all four members over a period of time with detailed insights of each album created by the quartet over the years that will be available to fans to add to their collection of Parlotones memorabilia. THE PARLOTONES | THE STORIES BEHIND THE SONGS | TOUR DETALS: Barnyard Theatre Emperors Palace | 15 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Cresta | 16 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Cape Town | 29 March 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Rivonia | 5 April 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00 Barnyard Theatre Pretoria | 20 April 2017 | Tickets R 200, 00

Barnyard Rivonia
Corner of Witkoppen Road & Rivonia Road
Sandton
2191
South Africa
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" Barnyard Rivonia

Our first instalment for the year, “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour. The band will get up close and personal with you and take you behind the scenes of our songwriting journeys, experiences and influences over the years


The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour


Date | 5 April 2017
Time | 20h00
Tickets | R 200 pp

Bookings | https://www.barnyardtheatre.co.za/book_info.aspx?sid=19926

Barnyard Rivonia
Corner of Witkoppen Road & Rivonia Road
Sandton
2191
South Africa
Thursday April 06 2017
Ricus Nel, R150

Ricus Nel is ‘n naam sinoniem met musiek wat lekker kuier, maar ook op al die regte maniere met jou hart gesels – iets wat uit een goue albumstatus op die volgende getuig.


Vingers wat ewe flink met ‘n pen as met ‘n hele rits musikale instrumente kan toor en sy growwe country-rock stem het dié 36- jarige sanger oor die verstek van net ‘n paar jaar in menige Suid-Afrikaner se hart, en musiekversameling, laat nesskop.


Hoewel Ricus, voordat hy voltyds tot die musiekbedryf toegetree het, by ‘n platinummyn, ‘n tabak koöperasie en ‘n musiekwinkel gewerk het, was musiek dit wat die sterkste deur sy are gepols het. Hy het reeds op 4 jarige ouderdom sy eerste instrument, dromme, begin bespeel – iets wat uiteindelik een van dertien instrumente sou word wat hy bemeester het.


Ricus se vermoë om ‘n verskeidenheid genres – van country, tot rock en rock-‘n-roll, tot boeremusiek, opskop -sokkie en rustige lekkerluister-treffers – te kombineer met sy uistekende sang- en speeltalent sorg vir ‘n kleurryke fees van klank en melodie wat by enige kuier, optrede en fees tuis sal wees!

Centurion Theatre
123 Amkor Road
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Friday April 07 2017
Dan Patlansky - S.A on Tap (JHB) - Solo Acoustic

SA on Tap Craft Beer Festival is heading to the grassy Belltower Lawns, adjacent to the Piazza at Montecasino for an initmate affair with our contries finest brews.


They have shaken up the festival format by breaking the show down into 3 sessions with smaller crowds but all the same action you have been treated to in the past. Sessions will start on Friday the 7th of April at 16:00 and run until the 8th of April where the final session will be finishing at 21:00.


Each day has something special to offer visitors, from one off unique masterpieces to the freshest brews direct from the brewery, there is something on offer for everybody. Enthusiasts can enjoy new product launches while meeting directly with the brewer themselves. Novices can be taken on a journey through our finest taps and


discover the flavours and tastes offered up by the over 150 brews on show. This will be the way to relish in everything that is wonderful about craft beer all in one beautiful and comfortable setting.

Festival goers can enjoy a more intimate setting, no lines to wait in and the grassy lawns of the new venue at Montecasino, the Belltower lawns. Screens with live sport will be placed up throughout the festival grounds.


Every session also boasts a brilliant lineup of top SA musicians, featuring Dan Patlansky, December Streets, Majozi and much more.


Tickets are more limited than ever, find out more through www.saontap.co.za

Johannesburg Monte Casino
Randburg
2191
South Africa
County of Music presents Azurdee and the blue river band & more
awesome 4some line up!

Good old mix to satify every listening ear :-)


Be sure to join us as thes bands show you how SA Music does it!


-> Lyndi Lee (8pm)
-> Sonik Citizen (9pm)
-> Azurdee & the Blue river band (10pm)
->Held on till may (11pm)

R20 pre booked, R40 at the door.

bookings@railwayscafe.co.za

ROAR
NO WEAPONS
NO DRUGS
NO BAD VIBES!
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Lekker FM Country Collage Country Show, R150

Is jy gereed vir die LEKKERSTE Country Show van die jaar!!!! Kom en geniet ‘n heerlike Country aand saam met LEKKER FM en Country Collage se eie JJ Stephens en vriende, Jason Bradley en Ernie Bates.


Dis reg – JJ Stephens, Jason Bradley en Ernie Bates op een verhoog! Merk vandag nog die kalender vir Vrydag 7 April 2017 by die Centurion Teater vanaf 18:30 – 21:00 die aand.


Daar is net 250 stoele beskikbaar so bespreek vandag nog jou plek en kom geniet die LEKKERSTE COUNTRY MUSIEK.


Vir meer inligting besoek gerus www.lekkerfm.com of skakel gerus 012 664 1167.

Centurion Theatre
123 Amkor Road
Centurion
0157
South Africa
The Real Concert Series

Real Concerts presents The Real Concert, featuring Prime Circle, Just Jinjer and Tailor, each playing their own set with a String Section, as well as several collaborations.

Teatro Monte Casino
Corner of William Nicol and Witkoppen Road
Johannesburg
2196
South Africa
Prime Circle, Just Jinjer and Tailor on The Real Concert Series

This April, two of South Africa’s most iconic bands Prime Circle & Just Jinjer will be performing a special show together at Montecasino. Joining them is Tailor, one of the hottest up-and-coming artists. Come and experience this epic line-up of unique and historic artists playing the music that has shaped the SA music industry.


Friday, 7th April @ 8pm - Prime Circle, Just Jinjer & Tailor

Saturday, 8th April @ 8pm – Prime Circle, Ard Matthews & Tailor


Prime Circle: After notching up six studio albums, several chart-topping singles, a string of awards and countless sold-out gigs, Prime Circle have earned their status as South African rock royalty. Formed in Witbank, Mpumalanga, in 2001, Prime Circle have demonstrated unparalleled staying power with a dynamic signature sound that continues to evolve in exciting, progressive directions. Their six albums have all reached gold or platinum status, morphing in style from commercial, anthemic radio hits to a harder, edgier sound. Over the past few years, they have taken their well-crafted tunes and powerful live energy to international markets while not forgetting their massive South African fan base.


Prime Circle are: Ross Learmonth (vocals and guitar); Marco Gomes (bass); Dale Schnettler (drums); Neil Breytenbach (keyboard) and Dirk Bisschoff (guitar).


Just Jinjer: Just Jinjer are one of the biggest rock band exports in South African history, having sold more than a quarter of a million albums to date. Their power and alluring appeal is fuelled by a well-honed and heartfelt musicality, a commitment to communication on a genuine emotional and cerebral level — music that touches the heart, body, mind and soul — and a dedication to their musical mission that is virtually unstoppable. During the band’s career, they have had 8 number ones across national radio, and some high-profile television soundtrack syncs including MTV’s ‘The Hills’ and the US network ABC’s popular TV show ‘Cougar Town’.


The band is made up of Ard Matthews on vocals and guitar, Denholm Harding on Bass Guitar, and Brent Harris on Drums, this trio having been part of the solid foundation of the band since its inception.


Ard Matthews: Over the course of the last decade and a half, well known singer and songwriter, Ard Matthews, has been honing his craft and moving people the world over. As the front man of South African band Just Jinjer, his indelible lyrics and melody arrangements led the way to the incredible success of their debut album title ‘All Comes Round’, becoming one of the biggest selling rock genre albums of all time in their native country of South Africa, achieving double platinum status in its first year, with the follow up album “Something for now” reaching the same status a year later. Ard released his debut solo album in the winter of 2012 to critical acclaim. Ard is now playing regularly as a solo act, as well as still fronting the original Just Jinjer, with many well-known and talented musicians joining him on bass guitar and drums on an ad-hoc and dynamic basis.


Tailor: With two 2013 SAMA nominations behind her debut album “The Dark Horse” and a 2015 SAMA nomination behind her second album “Light”, Tailor’s journey has been nothing but a feat of celebratory confidence.


Tailor is a force to be reckoned with, her diverse voice will take you through an emotional yet happy journey which will leave you inspired. Tailor is famous for her energy as a live act. Tailor embarked on a South African tour in 2016 to promote her latest album ‘Trust’.


The Real Concert Series is Brought to you by Real Concerts.


Tickets available from R285 on sale now at Computicket.com/ 083 915 8000


Venue Age restriction: No Children under 3 years old


Doors Open at 7pm, show starts at 8pm

#TheRealConcertSeries
Teatro Monte Casino
Corner of William Nicol and Witkoppen Road
Johannesburg
2196
South Africa
Saturday April 08 2017
Sies! Feat L.A fires & more

Sies Sies Sies! Vieslike Musiek op Pad! Not even afrikaans music...BUT so awesome you need to express it in Afrikaans!



-> TBA (8pm)
->L.A. fires
->Jerry And The Bandits
->Jacob & Taylor

R20 Pre Booked, R40 @the door :-)
Bookings@railwayscafe.co.za

ROAR
NO WEAPONS
NO DRUGS
NO BAD VIBES!
Railways Cafe
5 Main Rd
Centurion
0157
South Africa
Wednesday April 12 2017
Steve Hofmeyr - Dinner & show #beperktesitplekke
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Thursday April 13 2017
Splashy Fen Music Festival ft The Temper Trap

The 2017 version of Splashy Fen is set to be a landmark edition of SA's oldest Music Fest. Dubbed SA's "Friendliest Music Fest", the 2017 version is set to see added growth of what has become a hugely rejuvenated music offering for all ages, demographics and interests.

Splashy Fen
Easter Party at Chicago's Piano Bar

Do we need an excuse to party with the next day being a public holiday?


Wine- Dine- Dance into the Easter Weekend in our 1920's Gatsby themed bar and restaurant

R15 Tequila special 7-9pm

Live party band GAP will keep you dancing all night long

Large Dance floor and seating area
2 bars - smoking and non smoking
Cocktail deck overlooking Randpark ridge

Casino slots, pool tables and big screens

Bookings Essential (011)7943383

For special requests, pre-paid set menu's, birthdays, bachelorettes and functions: email kylieholls@gmail.com


Address: Honeycrest Centre, Cnr Beyers Naude and Duiker Street, Randpark Ridge (by Mc donalds)


#easterparty #chicagospianobar #beyersnaude #johannesburg #whatson #13april #goodfriday

Chicago's Piano Bar
Cnr Beyers Naude, Duiker St
Johannesburg
2169
South Africa
Steve Hofmeyr - Dinner & show #BeperkteSitplekke
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Friday April 14 2017
Lush Festival, Clarens
Check all the info at

http://www.lushfestival.com/

HIERDIE IS DIE LEWE is out now! Proudly supported by Jagermeister & Red Bull Studios.


Get it on iTunes or Google Play: http://smarturl.it/hierdieisdielewe


http://francoisvancoke.co.za/
Linwood Guest Farm, Clarens
Clarens
9707
South Africa
Lush 2.0 - A Festival in Clarens 2017

LUSH Festival will take place in Clarens over the Easter Weekend 2017. Oi Oi.


More info: ww.lushfestival.com
Clarens
Clarens
South Africa
The Big 5 Comedy Show - JHB
A FUNNY WAY TO SPEND EASTER

The Big 5 Comedy Show Live In Joburg For The First Time.Over the Easter Weekend, 14th -16th April - The Teatro Montecasino will host a really big funny night out with 5 of South Africa`s top comedians on one stage. It`s The Big 5 Comedy Show starring Stuart Taylor, Joey Rasdien, Barry Hilton, Kagiso Lediga and Jason Goliath; with the legendary Ready D on the decks. It doesn`t get bigger, funnier and better than that. The Big 5 Comedy Show has been a sold out sensation in Cape Town and its Joburg debut is not to be missed.Performances take place on Friday 14th & Saturday 15th at 8pm and Sunday 16th at 3pm. Tickets are available from computicket costing between R150 -R300.



Oh and it`s PG 16 too.


You can follow us on Twitter (@big5comedy) & like us on Facebook (Big 5 Comedy Show) for more funny.

Teatro Monte Casino
Corner of William Nicol and Witkoppen Road
Johannesburg
2196
South Africa
Saturday April 15 2017
Dan Patlansky // Mr Kyps // Poole
Mr Kyps Live Music Venue
8A Parr Street
Poole
BH14 0
United Kingdom
Brochella

A music fest for all the bro's and ladies that will be in Gauteng over the Easter weekend. Brochella will feature a stellar line up of bands, good times and loads of partying!


Line up:

I AM
Lonehill Estate
T he Ceramics

More brotastic bands to be announced over the next few weeks.

Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
The Big 5 Comedy Show - JHB
A FUNNY WAY TO SPEND EASTER

The Big 5 Comedy Show Live In Joburg For The First Time.Over the Easter Weekend, 14th -16th April - The Teatro Montecasino will host a really big funny night out with 5 of South Africa`s top comedians on one stage. It`s The Big 5 Comedy Show starring Stuart Taylor, Joey Rasdien, Barry Hilton, Kagiso Lediga and Jason Goliath; with the legendary Ready D on the decks. It doesn`t get bigger, funnier and better than that. The Big 5 Comedy Show has been a sold out sensation in Cape Town and its Joburg debut is not to be missed.Performances take place on Friday 14th & Saturday 15th at 8pm and Sunday 16th at 3pm. Tickets are available from computicket costing between R150 -R300.



Oh and it`s PG 16 too.


You can follow us on Twitter (@big5comedy) & like us on Facebook (Big 5 Comedy Show) for more funny.

Teatro Monte Casino
Corner of William Nicol and Witkoppen Road
Johannesburg
2196
South Africa
Sunday April 16 2017
Easter Roast

R550pp Lamb, Chicken, Smoked Brisket, Smoked Pork Roast, Mash potatoes & gravy, Tossed green Salad, Butternut, Macaroni/Cheese, Roasted veggies, Dinner Rolls and dessert. Email reservations to "booking. smokinjoeribs@gmail.com". Bookings close 13 March 2017 and payment is required to confirm booking. Limited Seating.

Smokin Joe's Rib Shack Catering
7 Troupant Avenue
2191
The Big 5 Comedy Show - JHB
A FUNNY WAY TO SPEND EASTER

The Big 5 Comedy Show Live In Joburg For The First Time.Over the Easter Weekend, 14th -16th April - The Teatro Montecasino will host a really big funny night out with 5 of South Africa`s top comedians on one stage. It`s The Big 5 Comedy Show starring Stuart Taylor, Joey Rasdien, Barry Hilton, Kagiso Lediga and Jason Goliath; with the legendary Ready D on the decks. It doesn`t get bigger, funnier and better than that. The Big 5 Comedy Show has been a sold out sensation in Cape Town and its Joburg debut is not to be missed.Performances take place on Friday 14th & Saturday 15th at 8pm and Sunday 16th at 3pm. Tickets are available from computicket costing between R150 -R300.



Oh and it`s PG 16 too.


You can follow us on Twitter (@big5comedy) & like us on Facebook (Big 5 Comedy Show) for more funny.

Teatro Monte Casino
Corner of William Nicol and Witkoppen Road
Johannesburg
2196
South Africa
Pitcher party at Chicagos- book a table for free cocktail jugs!

APRIL: Easter Weekend PITCHER PARTY AT CHICAGO'S

BOOK A TABLE FOR FREE COCKTAIL JUGS

Free Cocktail Jugs on us if you book a table of 8 or more guests on Sunday 16th April.

Email kylieholls@gmail.com to book a table with your name, amount of guests and.... THE JUGS ARE ON US!

Bak to back live entertainment throughout the day with Blues and Jazz at 2pm, followed by ''Rock of Ages' With Devon and guests from 7pm


R15 JOSE TEQUILA 7PM UNTIL 9PM
+ HAPPY HOUR SPECIALS
+ R69 PUB LUNCHES


#freecocktailjugs #randparkridge #1920sthemedvenue #eastersunday #lunch #dinner #livemusic #16april

Chicago's Piano Bar
Cnr Beyers Naude, Duiker St
Johannesburg
2169
South Africa
Monday April 17 2017
Parklife, Cape Town

Parklife Music & Gourmet Street Food Festival returns for its third annual festival at the Green Point Stadium Fields in Cape Town on Monday the 17th of April 2017.


This year the festival will be headlined by Australian Rockers THE TEMPER TRAP and also sees Parklife become bigger with two stages hosting live acts throughout the day. Joining THE TEMPER TRAP is American guitarist and composer KAKI KING, JEREMY LOOPS, FRANCOIS VAN COKE, MATTHEW MOLE, GUY BUTTERY, MEDICINE BOY and OPPOSITE THE OTHER - the first of many acts to be announced.


Festival-goers are welcome to bring blankets and camping chairs, and there will be a designated area for umbrellas. The Village will offer a variety of gourmet food stalls with options for all tastes.


Parklife Music & Gourmet Street Food Festival is the perfect day out for the entire family and a relaxed way to end your Easter Weekend.


Early Bird tickets are on sale now at R295 and available from http://breakout.nutickets.co.za/


**Please Note: Tickets are Non-Transferable and T&C’s apply


Facebook: https://web.facebook.com/ParklifeSA

Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/ParklifeSA

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ParklifeSA


IMPORTANT ** Please Note:

** Posts to this page that push brands not associated with this event will be removed.

** Ticket scalping / sales not allowed on this page and posts will be removed.


HIERDIE IS DIE LEWE is out now! Proudly supported by Jagermeister & Red Bull Studios.


Get it on iTunes or Google Play: http://smarturl.it/hierdieisdielewe


http://francoisvancoke.co.za/
Green Point cricket grounds
Cape Town
8001
South Africa
Thursday April 20 2017
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" Barnyard PTA

Our first tour of 2017. “The Parlotones | The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour. We'll get up close and personal with you and take you behind the scenes of our songwriting journeys, experiences and influences over the years


The Stories Behind The Songs” South African Tour


Date | 5 April 2017
Time | 20h00
Tickets | R 200 pp

Bookings | https://www.barnyardtheatre.co.za/book_info.aspx?sid=19929

The Barnyard Theatre (Parkview)
Shop F92 Parkview Shopping Centre Corner of Garsfontein Road and Netcare Street Moreleta Park
Pretoria
0181
South Africa
Dan Patlansky // München // Milla

Nah dran an gleichgesinnten Genies, Gitarristen, Sängern / Songwritern und weltweit bekannten Bluesmusikern ist DAN PATLANSKY der beste Blues-Geschichtenerzähler seiner Generation.


Seit seinem Debütalbum “Standing At The Station”, gefolgt von der Meisterleistung “True Blues” im Jahr 2004 ist DAN PATLANSKY in der großen und ausgelassenen Welt des Bluesrock zu Hause.


Im Februar 2005 und im Juli 2006 nahm Selwyn Miller, der in New Orleans lebende Manager von unter anderem David Gates, Bread, Randy Crawford und Petula Clark, PATLANSKY mit nach New Orleans um dort sein herausragendes Talent zu zeigen.


Im Jahr 2006 ehrte der Musikkonzern Fender sein Talent und machte ihn als einen von 6 Musikern weltweit zu ihrem Testimonial für ihre Gitarren und Verstärker.


Als DAN seinen Groove gefunden hatte, folgte eine Flut von brillant ausgeführten elektrischen und akustischen Bluesalben: 2006 “Real”, 2009 “Move My Soul”, 2012 “20 Stones” und das Unplugged Wunder aus dem Jahr 2013 “Wooden Thoughts”. Mit jedem Album, was er neu veröffentlichte, wurden seine Texte stärker, anspruchsvoller und interessanter. Das alles führte zu seinem wunderschönen, lang ersehntem elektrischen Album, welches im Mai 2014 veröffentlicht wurde.


“After over a decade of making albums for us, DAN’s seventh album continues to deliver the goods that have made him the premier blues rock guitar player in South Africa, if not one of the top in the world.” – Blues Rock Review


Im Dezember 2014 wurde sein Album “Dear Silence Thieves” (produziert von Theo Crous) vom BLUES ROCK REVIEW als Nummer 1 Bluesrockalbum 2014 nominiert. Neben ihm waren Joe Bonamassa, Rival Sons, Devon Allman, The Black Keys, Philip Sayce, und viele mehr nominiert.


Nachdem DAN 2013 mit Everlast durch Europa getourt ist, kam er im Oktober zurück um für sein Album „Dear Silence Thieves“ international zu werben. Er beeindruckte Norwegen, als er als Headliner auf dem Fjord Blues Festival spielte. Sein Auftritt wurde als „magisches“ und „religiöses Erlebnis“ beschrieben.


2015 war er der gefeierte Opener auf der Deutschlandtour von Joe Satriani, und 2016 füllte DAN sogleich eigenständig die Clubs mit seinem letzten Album „Introvertigo“, welches blitzschnell ausverkauft war.


Und 2017…..ist doch klar: neues Album und neue Tour.

Milla - Live Club
Holzstraße 28
Munich
80469
Germany
Friday April 21 2017
Dan Patlansky // Köln // Yard Club

Nah dran an gleichgesinnten Genies, Gitarristen, Sängern / Songwritern und weltweit bekannten Bluesmusikern ist DAN PATLANSKY der beste Blues-Geschichtenerzähler seiner Generation.


Seit seinem Debütalbum “Standing At The Station”, gefolgt von der Meisterleistung “True Blues” im Jahr 2004 ist DAN PATLANSKY in der großen und ausgelassenen Welt des Bluesrock zu Hause.


Im Februar 2005 und im Juli 2006 nahm Selwyn Miller, der in New Orleans lebende Manager von unter anderem David Gates, Bread, Randy Crawford und Petula Clark, PATLANSKY mit nach New Orleans um dort sein herausragendes Talent zu zeigen.


Im Jahr 2006 ehrte der Musikkonzern Fender sein Talent und machte ihn als einen von 6 Musikern weltweit zu ihrem Testimonial für ihre Gitarren und Verstärker.


Als DAN seinen Groove gefunden hatte, folgte eine Flut von brillant ausgeführten elektrischen und akustischen Bluesalben: 2006 “Real”, 2009 “Move My Soul”, 2012 “20 Stones” und das Unplugged Wunder aus dem Jahr 2013 “Wooden Thoughts”. Mit jedem Album, was er neu veröffentlichte, wurden seine Texte stärker, anspruchsvoller und interessanter. Das alles führte zu seinem wunderschönen, lang ersehntem elektrischen Album, welches im Mai 2014 veröffentlicht wurde.


“After over a decade of making albums for us, DAN’s seventh album continues to deliver the goods that have made him the premier blues rock guitar player in South Africa, if not one of the top in the world.” – Blues Rock Review


Im Dezember 2014 wurde sein Album “Dear Silence Thieves” (produziert von Theo Crous) vom BLUES ROCK REVIEW als Nummer 1 Bluesrockalbum 2014 nominiert. Neben ihm waren Joe Bonamassa, Rival Sons, Devon Allman, The Black Keys, Philip Sayce, und viele mehr nominiert.


Nachdem DAN 2013 mit Everlast durch Europa getourt ist, kam er im Oktober zurück um für sein Album „Dear Silence Thieves“ international zu werben. Er beeindruckte Norwegen, als er als Headliner auf dem Fjord Blues Festival spielte. Sein Auftritt wurde als „magisches“ und „religiöses Erlebnis“ beschrieben.


2015 war er der gefeierte Opener auf der Deutschlandtour von Joe Satriani, und 2016 füllte DAN sogleich eigenständig die Clubs mit seinem letzten Album „Introvertigo“, welches blitzschnell ausverkauft war.


Und 2017…..ist doch klar: neues Album und neue Tour.

Konzerte - Kantine & Yard Club
Neusser Landstr. 2
Cologne
50735
Germany
Saturday April 22 2017
Bosheuvel Vere/feathers

This is a unique opportunity for bird lovers from all over to meet, network, buy and sell birds and related products. Just to name a few: finches, parrots, parakeets, doves, seed and feeds, medication, cages, travel- and nest boxes, and wire products will be available.


A number of breeders, buyers, exporters and industry suppliers have already confirmed attendance. A veterinary doctor will be on duty for bird sexing and general veterinary services.

Bosheuvel Country Estate Events
54 Glory rd, Nooitgedacht, Muldersdrift
Muldersdrift
1754
South Africa
Mad Hatters Picnic

Lay out your blanket, unroll your butcher paper, unwrap your spread and enjoy a Picnic in the Park!


All is not quite what it seems as a white rabbit, a mad Hatter and a little girl called Alice host a most unusual tea party. The Mad Hatters' Tea Party is one of the most famous scenes from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. We invite young and old to put on their maddest hat and come to the Mad Hatters' Tea Party, most certainly one of our most popular #PiPs!


"Off with their Heads!" will be heard across the event as the Human Chess gets underway! Mad Hatters' Tea Party offers a trip down the Rabbit Hole, for the whole family, with a Hat Parade, balloons, a Chocolate Hunt and a host of surprises on picnic tables under a tree!


“Have I gone mad?"

"I’m afraid so. You’re entirely Bonkers. But I will tell you a secret, All the best people are.” Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland


TIMES:

10:00 - Park Open

14:00 - Movie (Alice in Wonderland 1951)

16:30 - Movie (Alice in Wonderland 2010)

18:30 - Through the Looking Glass (2016)

22:00 - Park Closes


* Activities are through out the day
**Times might change
*** Stay updated on Facebook

TICKETS ARE LIMITED AND INCLUDE: http://qkt.io/uh7BjM


Parking
All Activities
Access to all films

AS PIP IS A BYO SERIES, VENDORS ARE LIMITED BUT CONFIRMED OPTIONS:


Popcorn
Coffee
Ice Cream
Halal
#PiP Bar


The event will consist of a themed Picnic, with activities for you and the kids, Food Vendors, a Big Screen and The #PiPBar. Just bring yourself and a picnic basket, or purchase from our vendors and sit back, relax and enjoy a day in the Park!


Please visit our FAQ for Do's and Dont's and what you can bring with you: http://www.picnicsinthepark.co/faq/


The “Picnics in the Park” Series is a compilation of themed picnics, held annually, aimed at communities and families. Each event is designed to provide a multi-sensory day by utilising the five senses of sight, sound, taste, smell and touch, therefor delivering a more memorable and creative experience for event attendees.


http://www.picnicsinthepark.co/
In The Forest Venue
2 Aloe Ridge Drive
Walkerville
1961
South Africa
Rumours Rocks For Saints!

Rumours Rock City and Burning Blue have always been huge supporters of the fuzzies - large or small! Smelly or 'special'! Smart or slobbery! Fluffy or Funny! Cute or not-so-much! We just love all our furry friends!!! And because of that, we're putting together an extra-special show with the incredible SAINTs Animal Charity Shop!


Keep your eyes on this page - click ''interested'' even if you just love animals!

Rumours Rock City
Corner Weltevreden Road & Valley Ave
Randburg
2118
South Africa
Faction 2.0 - 22nd April 2017
★★ WHAT FACTION ARE YOU APART OF ★★

======================================

*´¨)
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ _A few groups within an organisation. Music is our organisation and this is where the groups form a whole. What faction are you apart of. HOUSE MUSIC, EDM MUSIC, TECHNO MUSIC, HIPHOP MUSIC! Become one...


The saga continues Sat 22nd April 2017.....................

Faction Arena
Impex Avenue Johannesburg
Johannesburg
South Africa
Dan Patlansky // Erfurt // Museumskeller

Nah dran an gleichgesinnten Genies, Gitarristen, Sängern / Songwritern und weltweit bekannten Bluesmusikern ist DAN PATLANSKY der beste Blues-Geschichtenerzähler seiner Generation.


Seit seinem Debütalbum “Standing At The Station”, gefolgt von der Meisterleistung “True Blues” im Jahr 2004 ist DAN PATLANSKY in der großen und ausgelassenen Welt des Bluesrock zu Hause.


Im Februar 2005 und im Juli 2006 nahm Selwyn Miller, der in New Orleans lebende Manager von unter anderem David Gates, Bread, Randy Crawford und Petula Clark, PATLANSKY mit nach New Orleans um dort sein herausragendes Talent zu zeigen.


Im Jahr 2006 ehrte der Musikkonzern Fender sein Talent und machte ihn als einen von 6 Musikern weltweit zu ihrem Testimonial für ihre Gitarren und Verstärker.


Als DAN seinen Groove gefunden hatte, folgte eine Flut von brillant ausgeführten elektrischen und akustischen Bluesalben: 2006 “Real”, 2009 “Move My Soul”, 2012 “20 Stones” und das Unplugged Wunder aus dem Jahr 2013 “Wooden Thoughts”. Mit jedem Album, was er neu veröffentlichte, wurden seine Texte stärker, anspruchsvoller und interessanter. Das alles führte zu seinem wunderschönen, lang ersehntem elektrischen Album, welches im Mai 2014 veröffentlicht wurde.


“After over a decade of making albums for us, DAN’s seventh album continues to deliver the goods that have made him the premier blues rock guitar player in South Africa, if not one of the top in the world.” – Blues Rock Review


Im Dezember 2014 wurde sein Album “Dear Silence Thieves” (produziert von Theo Crous) vom BLUES ROCK REVIEW als Nummer 1 Bluesrockalbum 2014 nominiert. Neben ihm waren Joe Bonamassa, Rival Sons, Devon Allman, The Black Keys, Philip Sayce, und viele mehr nominiert.


Nachdem DAN 2013 mit Everlast durch Europa getourt ist, kam er im Oktober zurück um für sein Album „Dear Silence Thieves“ international zu werben. Er beeindruckte Norwegen, als er als Headliner auf dem Fjord Blues Festival spielte. Sein Auftritt wurde als „magisches“ und „religiöses Erlebnis“ beschrieben.


2015 war er der gefeierte Opener auf der Deutschlandtour von Joe Satriani, und 2016 füllte DAN sogleich eigenständig die Clubs mit seinem letzten Album „Introvertigo“, welches blitzschnell ausverkauft war.


Und 2017…..ist doch klar: neues Album und neue Tour.

Museumskeller
Juri-Gagarin-Ring 140a
Erfurt
99084
Germany
Bulldog Charity Show Ft. Francois van Coke
CAPE TOWN WE ARE COMING TO YOU!

Come spend an amazing evening with us at the Mercury Live and Lounge in Cape Town. Incredible artists Francois van Coke and Willim Welsyn will be performing live in aid of helping EFBRSA raise funds to build much needed kennels for the increasing number of bulldogs in rescue.


R120 per person.

Its going to be AMAZING!! Don't miss out!


Tickets available at the door and also online

Get them here - http://bit.ly/2lkfAFS

HIERDIE IS DIE LEWE is out now! Proudly supported by Jagermeister & Red Bull Studios.


Get it on iTunes or Google Play: http://smarturl.it/hierdieisdielewe


http://francoisvancoke.co.za/
The Mercury Live - CTN
43 De Villiers Street Zonnebloem
Cape Town
8001
South Africa
The Wits Trio - Zanta Hofmeyr/ Malcolm Nay/ Maciej Lacney
THE WITS TRIO
ZANTA HOFMEYR violin
MALCOLM NAY piano
MACIEJ LACNY cello
Saturday 22 April : 20:00

Founded in 2012, The Wits Trio is rapidly building a devoted following. Violinist Zanta Hofmeyr, a product of the Juilliard School of Music, is well-known as recitalist and concerto soloist, as is pianist Malcolm Nay, who is Associate Professor at the Wits Music School. Polish-born Maciej Lacny, formerly a member of the Cracow Quartet, is currently co-principal cello of the Johannesburg Festival Orchestra.


Booking is at Computicket, or tickets available at the Linder Auditorium Box Office one hour before the start of the performance.


Please note: there is NO Credit Card facility at Linder Auditorium Box Office.


For more info: 011 728 5492 or 083 228 2917.

Johannesburg Musical Society - Since 1902
Performance address: Linder Auditorium, St Andrews Road.
Johannesburg
2093
South Africa
Sunday April 23 2017
The Muses

The Muses – South Africa’s all-girl, power-band.


23 Apr - (Sun) - 20:00
Price: R150

If there is a party worth starting, the best ignition mechanism is this funky four-piece out of Gauteng that will take any sensible situation and turn it into a sensational night to remember, two violins, one viola and a single cello at a time. Meet four drop-dead gorgeous, classically-trained virtuosos, all keen to get as many people on their feet and dancing the night away each time they unpack the contents of their two carefully considered albums. Their latest, Pop On Strings 2, welcomes back violinists Olivia Kotze and Mia Snyman, viola player Ruby Ngoasheng and welcomes in newest arrival and cellist Laetitia van Wyk. The quartet’s 14 brand-new renditions of global smash-hit singles pick up where their debut left off. Only this time the wish list of songs came from the very people that help keep The Muses great. “We listened to what the fans wanted us to record, via our Facebook and Twitter pages,” Kotze explains. “This album is all about taking the energy of what unravels when we perform live, and capturing as much of that as possible for fans to enjoy between seeing and hearing us perform live. The best part is we play a good mix of events, shows, and accept interesting invites to know just how to ignite the night.” The Muses’ journey began in 2011, and in that time the four-piece have played the length and breadth of the country, invited by prestigious brands the likes of BMW, Mercedes-Benz, The Spring Summer Guess Fashion Show and the 2013 UEFA Champions League Heineken Mansion series. Known for their quality productions, qualification as classically trained, pop prepped and able to deliver musicians, the music The Muses make generates enough energy to contribute to the national power grid and light a dance floor indefinitely. Whether it’s “Party Rock”, “Pata, Pata” or “Don’t You Worry Child”, their biggest floor fillers are soon to be topped by their new inclusions from the likes of David Guetta (“Titanium”), Bruno Mars (“Locked Out Of Heaven) and P¡ink (“Try”), amongst others. The chemistry that makes The Muses spark comes from many different places. “Ruby is the rock chick and a big John Mayer fan”, Kotze explains. “Mia’s world revolves around music, she loves anything new and fresh on the market and with a busy teaching schedule there’s never a quiet moment in her life. Laetitia, or “baby-muse”, is busy studying music at the University of Pretoria, so there’s lots of classical influence in her life. I’m more of an indie and world-music lover, my all-time favourite artist is Cesária Évora.” So what’s clear is their musical influences are varied, and some even a little less mainstream, but between the four music-makers each has their favourite. The best part being that they all get to show off their rich personalities at different times, thanks to the diversity of their respective and evolving playlists. “We’ve all studied and learnt to master our instruments and the technical focus makes for some wonderful spontaneous moments,” Kotze continues, “whether we’ve brought our laser show along for the ride or not. We love to get dressed up and have some good clean fun. Classical music may be our foundation, but we’ve left the launch pad, thanks to the success of our debut, and now Pop On Strings 2. Both are powerful calling cards we’re very proud of indeed.” Great music makes for a convincing introductions and licence to traverse the country, continent, and potentially the world, should fate become currency. “We love the buzz, the wonderful energy each show brings with it,” Kotze concludes. Big or small, blue chip or A-List corporates, The Muses make the rooms they play in, and with each the quartet blazes a trail and reputation that’ll see these four busy, playing up a storm indefinitely!

Barnyard, Cresta
Cresta Shopping Centre
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
Dan Patlansky // Berlin // Privatclub

Nah dran an gleichgesinnten Genies, Gitarristen, Sängern / Songwritern und weltweit bekannten Bluesmusikern ist DAN PATLANSKY der beste Blues-Geschichtenerzähler seiner Generation.


Seit seinem Debütalbum “Standing At The Station”, gefolgt von der Meisterleistung “True Blues” im Jahr 2004 ist DAN PATLANSKY in der großen und ausgelassenen Welt des Bluesrock zu Hause.


Im Februar 2005 und im Juli 2006 nahm Selwyn Miller, der in New Orleans lebende Manager von unter anderem David Gates, Bread, Randy Crawford und Petula Clark, PATLANSKY mit nach New Orleans um dort sein herausragendes Talent zu zeigen.


Im Jahr 2006 ehrte der Musikkonzern Fender sein Talent und machte ihn als einen von 6 Musikern weltweit zu ihrem Testimonial für ihre Gitarren und Verstärker.


Als DAN seinen Groove gefunden hatte, folgte eine Flut von brillant ausgeführten elektrischen und akustischen Bluesalben: 2006 “Real”, 2009 “Move My Soul”, 2012 “20 Stones” und das Unplugged Wunder aus dem Jahr 2013 “Wooden Thoughts”. Mit jedem Album, was er neu veröffentlichte, wurden seine Texte stärker, anspruchsvoller und interessanter. Das alles führte zu seinem wunderschönen, lang ersehntem elektrischen Album, welches im Mai 2014 veröffentlicht wurde.


“After over a decade of making albums for us, DAN’s seventh album continues to deliver the goods that have made him the premier blues rock guitar player in South Africa, if not one of the top in the world.” – Blues Rock Review


Im Dezember 2014 wurde sein Album “Dear Silence Thieves” (produziert von Theo Crous) vom BLUES ROCK REVIEW als Nummer 1 Bluesrockalbum 2014 nominiert. Neben ihm waren Joe Bonamassa, Rival Sons, Devon Allman, The Black Keys, Philip Sayce, und viele mehr nominiert.


Nachdem DAN 2013 mit Everlast durch Europa getourt ist, kam er im Oktober zurück um für sein Album „Dear Silence Thieves“ international zu werben. Er beeindruckte Norwegen, als er als Headliner auf dem Fjord Blues Festival spielte. Sein Auftritt wurde als „magisches“ und „religiöses Erlebnis“ beschrieben.


2015 war er der gefeierte Opener auf der Deutschlandtour von Joe Satriani, und 2016 füllte DAN sogleich eigenständig die Clubs mit seinem letzten Album „Introvertigo“, welches blitzschnell ausverkauft war.


Und 2017…..ist doch klar: neues Album und neue Tour.

PRIVATCLUB Berlin
Skalitzer Straße 85-86
Berlin
10997
Germany
Monday April 24 2017
Dan Patlansky // Hannover // Lux

Nah dran an gleichgesinnten Genies, Gitarristen, Sängern / Songwritern und weltweit bekannten Bluesmusikern ist DAN PATLANSKY der beste Blues-Geschichtenerzähler seiner Generation.


Seit seinem Debütalbum “Standing At The Station”, gefolgt von der Meisterleistung “True Blues” im Jahr 2004 ist DAN PATLANSKY in der großen und ausgelassenen Welt des Bluesrock zu Hause.


Im Februar 2005 und im Juli 2006 nahm Selwyn Miller, der in New Orleans lebende Manager von unter anderem David Gates, Bread, Randy Crawford und Petula Clark, PATLANSKY mit nach New Orleans um dort sein herausragendes Talent zu zeigen.


Im Jahr 2006 ehrte der Musikkonzern Fender sein Talent und machte ihn als einen von 6 Musikern weltweit zu ihrem Testimonial für ihre Gitarren und Verstärker.


Als DAN seinen Groove gefunden hatte, folgte eine Flut von brillant ausgeführten elektrischen und akustischen Bluesalben: 2006 “Real”, 2009 “Move My Soul”, 2012 “20 Stones” und das Unplugged Wunder aus dem Jahr 2013 “Wooden Thoughts”. Mit jedem Album, was er neu veröffentlichte, wurden seine Texte stärker, anspruchsvoller und interessanter. Das alles führte zu seinem wunderschönen, lang ersehntem elektrischen Album, welches im Mai 2014 veröffentlicht wurde.


“After over a decade of making albums for us, DAN’s seventh album continues to deliver the goods that have made him the premier blues rock guitar player in South Africa, if not one of the top in the world.” – Blues Rock Review


Im Dezember 2014 wurde sein Album “Dear Silence Thieves” (produziert von Theo Crous) vom BLUES ROCK REVIEW als Nummer 1 Bluesrockalbum 2014 nominiert. Neben ihm waren Joe Bonamassa, Rival Sons, Devon Allman, The Black Keys, Philip Sayce, und viele mehr nominiert.


Nachdem DAN 2013 mit Everlast durch Europa getourt ist, kam er im Oktober zurück um für sein Album „Dear Silence Thieves“ international zu werben. Er beeindruckte Norwegen, als er als Headliner auf dem Fjord Blues Festival spielte. Sein Auftritt wurde als „magisches“ und „religiöses Erlebnis“ beschrieben.


2015 war er der gefeierte Opener auf der Deutschlandtour von Joe Satriani, und 2016 füllte DAN sogleich eigenständig die Clubs mit seinem letzten Album „Introvertigo“, welches blitzschnell ausverkauft war.


Und 2017…..ist doch klar: neues Album und neue Tour.

Lux Hannover
Schwarzer Bär 2
Hanover
30449
Germany
Tuesday April 25 2017
Dan Patlansky // Bensheim // Musiktheater Rex

Nah dran an gleichgesinnten Genies, Gitarristen, Sängern / Songwritern und weltweit bekannten Bluesmusikern ist DAN PATLANSKY der beste Blues-Geschichtenerzähler seiner Generation.


Seit seinem Debütalbum “Standing At The Station”, gefolgt von der Meisterleistung “True Blues” im Jahr 2004 ist DAN PATLANSKY in der großen und ausgelassenen Welt des Bluesrock zu Hause.


Im Februar 2005 und im Juli 2006 nahm Selwyn Miller, der in New Orleans lebende Manager von unter anderem David Gates, Bread, Randy Crawford und Petula Clark, PATLANSKY mit nach New Orleans um dort sein herausragendes Talent zu zeigen.


Im Jahr 2006 ehrte der Musikkonzern Fender sein Talent und machte ihn als einen von 6 Musikern weltweit zu ihrem Testimonial für ihre Gitarren und Verstärker.


Als DAN seinen Groove gefunden hatte, folgte eine Flut von brillant ausgeführten elektrischen und akustischen Bluesalben: 2006 “Real”, 2009 “Move My Soul”, 2012 “20 Stones” und das Unplugged Wunder aus dem Jahr 2013 “Wooden Thoughts”. Mit jedem Album, was er neu veröffentlichte, wurden seine Texte stärker, anspruchsvoller und interessanter. Das alles führte zu seinem wunderschönen, lang ersehntem elektrischen Album, welches im Mai 2014 veröffentlicht wurde.


“After over a decade of making albums for us, DAN’s seventh album continues to deliver the goods that have made him the premier blues rock guitar player in South Africa, if not one of the top in the world.” – Blues Rock Review


Im Dezember 2014 wurde sein Album “Dear Silence Thieves” (produziert von Theo Crous) vom BLUES ROCK REVIEW als Nummer 1 Bluesrockalbum 2014 nominiert. Neben ihm waren Joe Bonamassa, Rival Sons, Devon Allman, The Black Keys, Philip Sayce, und viele mehr nominiert.


Nachdem DAN 2013 mit Everlast durch Europa getourt ist, kam er im Oktober zurück um für sein Album „Dear Silence Thieves“ international zu werben. Er beeindruckte Norwegen, als er als Headliner auf dem Fjord Blues Festival spielte. Sein Auftritt wurde als „magisches“ und „religiöses Erlebnis“ beschrieben.


2015 war er der gefeierte Opener auf der Deutschlandtour von Joe Satriani, und 2016 füllte DAN sogleich eigenständig die Clubs mit seinem letzten Album „Introvertigo“, welches blitzschnell ausverkauft war.


Und 2017…..ist doch klar: neues Album und neue Tour.

Musiktheater REX
Fabrikstraße 10
Bensheim
64625
Germany
Wednesday April 26 2017
Touch of Class - Klassieke aand #BookingNow
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
The Parlotones "The Stories Behind The Songs" Durban Wavehouse
Tickets @ R200.00
Wavehouse Durban
Gateway Theatre of Shopping, Palm Blvd, Durban
Umhlanga Rocks
4051
South Africa
Dan Patlansky // Hamburg // Marx (Markthalle)

Nah dran an gleichgesinnten Genies, Gitarristen, Sängern / Songwritern und weltweit bekannten Bluesmusikern ist DAN PATLANSKY der beste Blues-Geschichtenerzähler seiner Generation.


Seit seinem Debütalbum “Standing At The Station”, gefolgt von der Meisterleistung “True Blues” im Jahr 2004 ist DAN PATLANSKY in der großen und ausgelassenen Welt des Bluesrock zu Hause.


Im Februar 2005 und im Juli 2006 nahm Selwyn Miller, der in New Orleans lebende Manager von unter anderem David Gates, Bread, Randy Crawford und Petula Clark, PATLANSKY mit nach New Orleans um dort sein herausragendes Talent zu zeigen.


Im Jahr 2006 ehrte der Musikkonzern Fender sein Talent und machte ihn als einen von 6 Musikern weltweit zu ihrem Testimonial für ihre Gitarren und Verstärker.


Als DAN seinen Groove gefunden hatte, folgte eine Flut von brillant ausgeführten elektrischen und akustischen Bluesalben: 2006 “Real”, 2009 “Move My Soul”, 2012 “20 Stones” und das Unplugged Wunder aus dem Jahr 2013 “Wooden Thoughts”. Mit jedem Album, was er neu veröffentlichte, wurden seine Texte stärker, anspruchsvoller und interessanter. Das alles führte zu seinem wunderschönen, lang ersehntem elektrischen Album, welches im Mai 2014 veröffentlicht wurde.


“After over a decade of making albums for us, DAN’s seventh album continues to deliver the goods that have made him the premier blues rock guitar player in South Africa, if not one of the top in the world.” – Blues Rock Review


Im Dezember 2014 wurde sein Album “Dear Silence Thieves” (produziert von Theo Crous) vom BLUES ROCK REVIEW als Nummer 1 Bluesrockalbum 2014 nominiert. Neben ihm waren Joe Bonamassa, Rival Sons, Devon Allman, The Black Keys, Philip Sayce, und viele mehr nominiert.


Nachdem DAN 2013 mit Everlast durch Europa getourt ist, kam er im Oktober zurück um für sein Album „Dear Silence Thieves“ international zu werben. Er beeindruckte Norwegen, als er als Headliner auf dem Fjord Blues Festival spielte. Sein Auftritt wurde als „magisches“ und „religiöses Erlebnis“ beschrieben.


2015 war er der gefeierte Opener auf der Deutschlandtour von Joe Satriani, und 2016 füllte DAN sogleich eigenständig die Clubs mit seinem letzten Album „Introvertigo“, welches blitzschnell ausverkauft war.


Und 2017…..ist doch klar: neues Album und neue Tour.

Markthalle-Hamburg
Klosterwall 11
Hamburg
20095
Germany
Friday April 28 2017
The Lumineers LIVE at Ticketpro Dome

It took four years for The Lumineers to follow up their platinum-plus, self-titled debut – which spent 46 weeks on The Billboard 200 and peaked at number 2 – but Cleopatra is well worth the wait.


The band`s self-titled debut album sold 3 million copies worldwide and earned them 2 Grammy nominations for Best New Artist and Best Americana Album. The first single “Ho Hey” spent 62 weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 and it`s follow up, “Stubborn Love” climbed to #1 on the Alternative radio charts and was also featured on President Obama`s Summer Playlist.


Continuing the success story from their two-time Grammy nominated, platinum-selling debut in 2012, The Lumineers` Cleopatra has been an international hit album – not only achieving No.1 status in the UK, U.S & Canada Official Charts, but also charting at the top of the Billboard Top 200.


Their second album Cleopatra proved Schultz and Fraites – along with cellist/vocalist Neyla Pekarek – are neither taking their good fortune for granted, nor sitting back on their laurels. With the help of producer Simone Felice (The Felice Brothers, The Avett Brothers) the band ensconced themselves in a recording in Clubhouse, a recording studio high atop a hill in rural Rhinebeck, N.Y. Influences for the album include Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen. The band added “The record is our greatest hits reflecting what`s happened to use over the last three years”.


With four years between albums. The Lumineers are excited to get back out on the road and, as Wesley puts it “connect with the new record and have people connect with it”


Time: Doors open at 6pm | Show starts at 7.30pm

Tickets: Range from R405 to R745

More info: 011 759 7215 | http://www.bigconcerts.com

Ticketpro Dome
Cnr Olievenhout Avenue and Northumberland Road
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
Newcastle Winter Festival
INFO at www.winterfestival.co.za

HIERDIE IS DIE LEWE is out now! Proudly supported by Jagermeister & Red Bull Studios.


Get it on iTunes or Google Play: http://smarturl.it/hierdieisdielewe


http://francoisvancoke.co.za/
Newcastle Show grounds, KZN
Newcastle
2940
South Africa
Sunday April 30 2017
Dan Patlansky // De Bosuil // Weert
Muziekcentrum De Bosuil
Vrakkerveld 2c
Weert
6002AZ
Netherlands
Tuesday May 02 2017
Dan Patlansky // Islington Academy 2 // London
Islington O2 Academy
London
United Kingdom
Wednesday May 03 2017
Dan Patlansky // Deaf Institute // Manchester
The Deaf Institute
135 Grosvenor Street
Manchester
M1 7HE
United Kingdom
Thursday May 04 2017
Dan Patlansky // Globe // Cardiff
The Globe Cardiff
125 Albany Road
Cardiff
CF24 3PE
United Kingdom
Joshua na die Reën - Aandete & vertoning
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Friday May 05 2017
Dan Patlansky // Tunnels // Bristol
The Tunnels Bristol
Arches 31 & 32, Bristol & Exeter Mews, Lower Station Approach Road, Temple Meads
Bristol
BS1 6
United Kingdom
Barry Hilton in Ottawa

https://www.ticketor.com/southafricanevents

BARRY HILTON

Thirty years of touring, six children, two ex-wives, a new wife, six dvd's, two movies, Vegas, Cleese, Connely, Monkhouse, millions of air miles and a Lifetime Achiever statue on his mantel piece .........

If Barry isn't the quintessential South African comedy giant, no one is.

Forged in the fire of the global comedy circuit from London to Hong Kong, this versatile and dynamic comedy icon works the room with magnetic charm and infectious ease. His deft timing and tap-dancing mind leave any crowd thrilled that they came, regardless of their own background.

Catch him at Centrepoint Studio Theatre in Ottawa, with his new show "Evolver" on Friday 5 May 2017 at 20h00. Doors open at 19h30

Proudly Sponsored by "Wereldwyd" and Showmax

Centrepointe Theatres
101 Centrepointe Drive
Ottawa
K2G 5K7
Canada
Saturday May 06 2017
Market in the Park
The Linden Market
45 Thomas Bowler Street, Emmarentia
Johannesburg
2195
South Africa
Rum is for Pirates
Ahoy Mateys!

Alkaline Cherry Event's presents to you "Rum is for Pirates". A charity event with the aim of raising funds for Animal Allies. This Pirate themed day festival is guaranteed to have you screaming: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!


This event will host 9 of your favourite local artists as well as BEER PONG (with a twist or two for fun) - what pirate doesn't love a jug of old faithful!


Beer Pong Registration: TBA

Line Up:
- Slippery When Wet
- Deadline
- Thundermerwe tm

Entry: TBA

We reckon' that Animal Cruelty should WALK THE PLANK. Come show a leg and support this cause.


Queries can be directed to Stella on 060 905 0804.

Sundowners (Alberton)
Corner Kliprivier Drive & Kromvlei Rd
Alberton
2190
South Africa
Barry Hilton in Toronto
BARRY HILTON

Thirty years of touring, six children, two ex-wives, a new wife, six dvd's, two movies, Vegas, Cleese, Connely, Monkhouse, millions of air miles and a Lifetime Achiever statue on his mantel piece .........


If Barry isn't the quintessential South African comedy giant, no one is.


Forged in the fire of the global comedy circuit from London to Hong Kong, this versatile and dynamic comedy icon works the room with magnetic charm and infectious ease. His deft timing and tap-dancing mind leave any crowd thrilled that they came, regardless of their own background.


Catch him at in Totonto, with his new show "Evolver" on


Saturday 6 May 2017 at 19h00.

Food and drinks available at venue

Proudly Sponsored by "Wereldwyd" and Showmax

Toronto, ON, Canada
Toronto
Canada
Sunday May 07 2017
A Taste of the South featuring "Kansas City BBQ"

Kansas City coming to joburg, Fourways to be exact, R350/pp Menu: Low & Slow Cooked Pork Baby Back Ribs, Pulled Pork Sandwiches,

This is another long table event. Advanced booking essential, limited seating. "booking.smokinjoeribs@gmail.com Cut-off date is 5 April 2017. We only sell cold drinks so please feel free to bring your own adult beverages

Dalberry Guest House
7 Troupant Ave Magaliessig
Johannesburg
2067
South Africa
Barry Hilton in Winnipeg

https://www.ticketor.com/southafricanevents

BARRY HILTON

Thirty years of touring, six children, two ex-wives, a new wife, six dvd's, two movies, Vegas, Cleese, Connely, Monkhouse, millions of air miles and a Lifetime Achiever statue on his mantel piece .........


If Barry isn't the quintessential South African comedy giant, no one is.


Forged in the fire of the global comedy circuit from London to Hong Kong, this versatile and dynamic comedy icon works the room with magnetic charm and infectious ease. His deft timing and tap-dancing mind leave any crowd thrilled that they came, regardless of their own background.


Catch him at the Sturgeon Heights Community Centre, with his new show "Evolver" on


Sunday 7 May 2017 at 16h00.

Proudly Sponsored by "Wereldwyd" and Showmax

Sturgeon Heights Community Centre
210 Rita St, Winnipeg, MB R3J 2Y2
Winnipeg
R3J 2Y2
Canada
Tuesday May 09 2017
Barry Hilton in Saskatoon

https://www.ticketor.com/southafricanevents

BARRY HILTON

Thirty years of touring, six children, two ex-wives, a new wife, six dvd's, two movies, Vegas, Cleese, Connely, Monkhouse, millions of air miles and a Lifetime Achiever statue on his mantel piece .........

If Barry isn't the quintessential South African comedy gaint, no one is.

Forged in the fire of the global comedy circuit from London to Hong Kong, this versatile and dynamic comedy icon works the room with magnetic charm and infectious ease. His deft timing and tap-dancing mind leave any crowd thrilled that they came, regardless of their own background.

Catch him at Roxy Theatre in Ottawa, with his new show "Evolver" on 9 May 2017 at 20h00.

Proudly Sponsored by "Wereldwyd" and Showmax

The Roxy Theatre
320 20th St West
Saskatoon
S7M 0X2
Canada
Wednesday May 10 2017
Barry Hilton in Edmonton

https://www.ticketor.com/southafricanevents

BARRY HILTON

Thirty years of touring, six children, two ex-wives, a new wife, six dvd's, two movies, Vegas, Cleese, Connely, Monkhouse, millions of air miles and a Lifetime Achiever statue on his mantel piece .........


If Barry isn't the quintessential South African comedy gaint, no one is.


Forged in the fire of the global comedy circuit from London to Hong Kong, this versatile and dynamic comedy icon works the room with magnetic charm and infectious ease. His deft timing and tap-dancing mind leave any crowd thrilled that they came, regardless of their own background.


Catch him at the Sturgeon Heights Community Centre, with his new show "Evolver" on


10 May 2017 at 20h00.

Proudly Sponsored by "Wereldwyd" and Showmax

Old Timers Cabin
9430 Scona Road
Edmonton
T6E 3W4
Canada
Thursday May 11 2017
Riana Nel - Dinner & Show #BookNow
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Friday May 12 2017
Barry Hilton in Calgary

https://www.ticketor.com/southafricanevents

BARRY HILTON EVOLVER

Thirty years of touring, six children, two ex-wives, a new wife, six dvd's, two movies, Vegas, Cleese, Connely, Monkhouse, millions of air miles and a Lifetime Achiever statue on his mantel piece .........

If Barry isn't the quintessential South African comedy giant, no one is.

Forged in the fire of the global comedy circuit from London to Hong Kong, this versatile and dynamic comedy icon works the room with magnetic charm and infectious ease. His deft timing and tap-dancing mind leave any crowd thrilled that they came, regardless of their own background.

Catch him at KING EDDY in Calagry, with his new show "Evolver" on

Friday 12 May 2017 at 20h00.

The show is made possible by the support of the sponsors

Lets support them. Showmax and Wereldwyd
King Edward Hotel (Calgary)
438 9th Ave SE, Calgary, Alberta
Calgary
T2G 0R9
Canada
Saturday May 13 2017
Folk Music Festival

Our first annual Family Music Festival in Johannesburg - on Mother's Day Weekend!


Bring the whole family, an umbrella, a blanket, some chairs and even the dog!


Lots of activities for the kids and a they get to enjoy a live music event and free entry to the Forest Fairy Trail ...


Meander through forest trails - find a good spot to chill, dip your feet in the haybale splash pool or just dance the day away!


Treat mom to oysters & wine and a beautiful Mehndi Tattoo under the trees.


Craft stalls, Food Trucks, Beer Garden, Kite Flying, Forest Zip Line, Tree Climbing, Archery, Tomahawk Toss, Maypole, Pony Rides and much more


Great band line-up - amazing, young SA bands and singer - folk indie music at it's best!


Tickets sales online - http://intheforestvenue.nutickets.co.za/4March.

R180 pp all day open ticket
Kids 3-12yrs R25
Family tickets by email

Enquiries linda@intheforest.co.za or erin@intheforest.co.za

In The Forest Venue
2 Aloe Ridge Drive
Walkerville
1961
South Africa
Petronel Malan - Piano
PETRONEL MALAN piano
Saturday 13 May : 20:00

Petronel Malan's career was securely launched in 2000 after winning five gold medals and the grand prize in the 2000 Web Concert Hall Competition. Now resident in the USA, she also has three Grammy awards to her credit and won Best Instrumental Solo Album with her debut disc, Transfigured Bach.


Programme:
Mozart : Sonata in F, K. 332

Stephen Heller : Thirty-three Variations on a Theme of Beethoven, Opus 130

Eduard Schütt : Paraphrase of Brhams's Wiegenlied & Vergebliches Ständchen

Rachmaninov : Four Moments Musicaux, Opus 16

Ernö Dohnányi : Paraphrase of Johannes Brahms's Waltzes, Opus 39


Booking is at Computicket, or tickets available at the Linder Auditorium Box Office one hour before the start of the performance.


Please note: there is NO Credit Card facility at Linder Auditorium Box Office.


For more info: 011 728 5492 or 083 228 2917.

Johannesburg Musical Society - Since 1902
Performance address: Linder Auditorium, St Andrews Road.
Johannesburg
2093
South Africa
Barry Hilton in Vancouver

https://www.ticketor.com/southafricanevents

BARRY HILTON

Thirty years of touring, six children, two ex-wives, a new wife, six dvd's, two movies, Vegas, Cleese, Connely, Monkhouse, millions of air miles and a Lifetime Achiever statue on his mantel piece .........

If Barry isn't the quintessential South African comedy gaint, no one is.

Forged in the fire of the global comedy circuit from London to Hong Kong, this versatile and dynamic comedy icon works the room with magnetic charm and infectious ease. His deft timing and tap-dancing mind leave any crowd thrilled that they came, regardless of their own background.

Catch him at The Shannon Hall in Cloverdale, with his new show "Evolver" on

Saturday 13 May 2017
Shannon Hall
Surrey
V3S
Canada
Thursday May 18 2017
Dop

Scholtz se Dop is die verhaal van Frank Venter, die spreekwoordelike man op straat. Een van duisende daarbuite wat min mense ooit sal ken en wat nog minder sal onthou. Soos elke mens het Frank 'n storie, maar niemand luister na sy storie nie. Frank (André Odendaal) sit in 'n kroeg. Dis sy verjaardag. Buiten vir die kroegman, Tim (Wilhelm van der Walt), is Frank alleen in die kroeg, soos in sy lewe. Albei het iets van die ander een nodig: Frank 'n klankbord om sy bestaan te bevestig en Tim die regte woorde om sy hart uit te praat.


Twee vreemdelinge begin gesels oor die lewe, generasies, emigrasie, drome (onvervuldes sowel as nuwes), die kunsdiefstal van 1990, reënwoude, spyt en perdedrolle wat nie vye is nie. In wyn lê die waarheid … en soos die aand aanstap word maskers afgehaal, harte blootgelê, talente van vervloë dae opnuut ontdek en sinne al meer onsamehangend. In sinnelose kroegpraatjies en gesprekke sonder 'n punt is daar waarheid én emosie. Sonder pretensie of voorgee.


Regie: Sylvaine Strike
Teks: Retief Scholtz

Rolverdeling: André Odendaal en Wilhelm van der Walt Vervaardiger: Kosie Smit van Kosie House of Theatre


18 - 20 Mei @ 8pm
21 Mei @ 3:30pm

Kaartjies kos R120 (R100 online)
P.O.P. Art
286 Fox Street
Johannesburg
2001
South Africa
Friday May 19 2017
Franja & Ruan Josh - Dinner & Show #BookNow
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Tuesday May 23 2017
The Wolf of Wall Street - Partyfest Synergy '17: MAD.i.SON
Welcome to the 1st season of

Tuks - Partyfest Synergy 2017 @Madison Avenue Pretoria.

ALL ARE WELCOME :)

Movie theme: The Wolf of Wall Street

Each team competing will have one night to try and host the social event of the year with their chosen Movie theme.


They will create excitement through creative décor, team work from their students, inviting as much support as possible and an entertainment high-light called KO Rhythm (National group dance competition). Youtube promo clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9orfPGZNK8


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These special event nights will have 2 dancefloors inside the venue with awesome promos, specials, a much lower entrance rate with a video & camera crew (Chance to be on the official highlight video for the night). #NOTTOBEMISSED


Main dance floor: The best as usual ;) & oldies

Glass Box: Hip hop & alternative

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ENTRANCE

Pre-sale ticket: R10 (Will be available from Team)

Door (Students): R20
Door (Public): R30

Team name: MAD-i-SON
Residences: Sonop & Madelief

More details coming soon..
Madison Avenue Pretoria
2 Ernies place
Pretoria
0041
South Africa
Thursday May 25 2017
Refentse - Dinner & Show
Die Blou Hond
5 Darlington Road, Lynnwood Manor
Pretoria
0083
South Africa
Friday May 26 2017
The Fire & Feast Butcher’s Festival

The launch of The Fire & Feast Butcher’s Festival presented by Crown National was inevitable due to South Africa’s love of anything Meaty. This is evident in the amount of entertaining that is done around flame and the Great South African braai.


The Festival will focus on the creation of interactive experiences that provides the attending public with an educational opportunity to understand the various types, cuts and varieties of meat. The Festival will be hosting the SA Free Flame Championships and The National Butchers Challenge presented by Crown National, which are some of the fantastic features at the Festival. Informative and experiential theatres will also showcase preparation of some of South Africa’s favourite dishes throughout the Festival.


In addition, explaining how to buy, prepare, pairing techniques and finally, the art of cooking meat is the focus of the many exhibitors attending. Accompanied by fantastic food and beverage to compliment the meat industry, this will be a great day out for those attending.


Date: 26 - 28 May 2017

Time: Fri, 10am - 8pm (Trade and Public ) | Sat, 10am – 8pm | Sun, 10am - 5pm

Tickets: Adults - R100 | Pensioners & students - R80 | Age 0-12 - FREE

More info: 011 549 8300 | http://fireandfeast.co.za/

Ticketpro Dome
Cnr Olievenhout Avenue and Northumberland Road
Johannesburg
2194
South Africa
Saturday May 27 2017
Chicagos 4th Birthday - Neon Gatsby Extravaganza
CHICAGOS TURNS 4- save the date

This tequila guzzling toddler wants a party......... stay tuned for Chicago's 4th birthday extravaganza


This is the perfect night to host your 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th or 70th birthday party- Enter the Roaring 20's in style surrounded by Gangsters and Flappers galore! This event is fully booked every year - we suggest booking early to avoid dissapointment, email: kylieholls@gmail.com.


STRICTLY NO UNDER 21's, slip slops, vests....... or ex wives


#chicagospianobar #birthday #functionvenue #gatsby #gangsters

Chicago's Piano Bar
Cnr Beyers Naude, Duiker St
Johannesburg
2169
South Africa
Navi Redd – Die rebelle van a-capella, R140
NO INSTRUMENTS, NO PROBLEM !!!

Na 10 jaar in die vermaakbedryf nog steeds daardie een vertoning wat jy nie mag misloop nie… Ouer, gryser, wyser, beter…


Die rebelle van a capella vermaak jou weer met ‘n produksie propvol treffers…. elk verwerk op die unieke Navi Redd manier.


Geen “back-tracks”, geen musiekinstrumente! ‘n Mengsel van stem, klank, humor en energie wat jy nie mag misloop nie.


Die bekende Richard Loring het die volgende te sê oor Navi Redd – “Navi Redd is one of those rare breed of artists who combine a spellbinding mastery of vocal sounds with captivating originality. This is seen in their innovative ideas in marketing and reaching younger and newer audiences in the music market in South-Africa.


Their vocal expertise and passion for their work, make them especially marketable in the South African Industry, where audiences have not been exposed to their work. I believe that Navi Redd is one of the most exciting, accomplished and promising vocal groups to emerge from South Africa”

Centurion Theatre
123 Amkor Road
Centurion
0157
South Africa